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  • - Hi, I still don't know what I'm about to say

  • because I'm a big, stupid idiot.

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  • For every episode of Breaking News that's here,

  • there's another episode only available on dropout.tv.

  • Until next time, I'm Grant O'Brien,

  • which is Irish for Grant Of Brien.

  • - [Announcer] From West Hollywood, California,

  • the only news team that doesn't know

  • what's on the teleprompter before they read it.

  • Anyone who laughs or breaks loses points.

  • This is Breaking News.

  • (dramatic music)

  • - I think Scottie Pimpin can dunk me, easily.

  • - Pimpin? - Yeah.

  • - Scottie Pimpin? - Yeah. (chuckles)

  • (gasping)

  • (thunking)

  • - Good evening and welcome to Breaking News.

  • - The show where we don't know what we're about to say

  • and we aren't allowed to smile or laugh.

  • - I'm Makat but you can call me Potato for short.

  • - And I'm (fakes burping)

  • (snorting)

  • the 2nd.

  • - Coming up tonight, researchers ask

  • could not getting enough sleep be making you Italian?

  • - And a new study predicts that Tiktok will get old, fast.

  • - But first, rub-a-dub-dub, is that a turd in my tub?

  • (laughing)

  • (thudding)

  • (laughing)

  • (dramatic news music)

  • - Today, Grace, the lady soap company,

  • is under fire for releasing a new campaign,

  • calling all women nasty little goblins.

  • - Yes, this morning, their social media accounts

  • posted a picture of a goblin, and then

  • tweeted the words, "All women are this."

  • (snorting)

  • - According to Grace, the message was meant to be empowering

  • and encourage women to embrace, quote,

  • "their tiny little goblin toes

  • "and a huge honking goblin (beep)."

  • - This is especially concerning for

  • body positivity advocates as well as parents, like myself.

  • To my daughter: if you are watching,

  • you are not a goblin, big or small,

  • you are a beautiful scaly lizard and that is enough.

  • - The company has yet to apologize for the post,

  • adding that all women are goblins

  • and all goblins are beautiful.

  • - Thank you, (burps).

  • (snorting)

  • - That wasn't fake. (laughs)

  • It's (fake burps).

  • - [Potato] I'm sorry, but I'm gonna

  • have to (laughs) interrupt you.

  • We're getting some breaking news from

  • the Scripps National Spelling Bee.

  • We go live to our man in the street, Claustrophobic Nick.

  • What are you seeing, Claustro?

  • - W-E-I-N-N-N-E-R, is that how you spell 'Winner?'

  • Only the new Scripps National

  • Spelling Bee champion would know.

  • Today, an 8-year-old won the annual competition

  • after successfully spelling the word (beep).

  • - What was the word, Claustro?

  • - (beep), defined as: the (beep)

  • is the (beep) of the backside.

  • - Oh, that's a tough one.

  • How do you even spell that?

  • - Well, throughout the competition,

  • contestants repeatedly spelled it incorrectly.

  • Some spelled it B-U-T-T.

  • Some spelled it P-O-O-H-O-L-E.

  • But the correct spelling was, in fact, A-N-U-S.

  • - Wow.

  • Wow.

  • Wow.

  • - Wow is right.

  • Plus, just before that, the boy genius also

  • correctly spelled the words Val Kilmer,

  • a mystery word that only pigs know,

  • and the entire first page of the bible.

  • How did he do it?

  • I have no idea because I'm illiterate.

  • - Thank you, Claustro.

  • In other news, the oldest woman in the world

  • was born today at 800 lbs and 6 oz.

  • - Plus, for the first time in over a century,

  • an iguana has won the biggest goat contest.

  • - And more on anything but that,

  • we turn to Big Pants on the weather.

  • Over to you, Big Pants.

  • - [Big Pants] Thanks, Potato.

  • Actually, I wanna start out by making some

  • corrections to yesterday's weather report.

  • Firstly, I wanted to apologize for ending the night

  • by screaming, "Dig your grave now

  • "because lady earth is hungry."

  • I also should clarify that I did, indeed, repeatedly

  • mix up the terms El Nino and La Llalorn, Llalorna,

  • which is to say there will be no rain

  • but a terrifying female ghost will be

  • terrorizing us for the next few days.

  • - Very informative, Big Pants.

  • I'll get my gun. - Also,

  • I'd like to thank everyone who sent in

  • submissions to name our next hurricane.

  • Finalists include: Hurricane Sky Piss, Hurricane Ansel,

  • Hurricane Big Piss, and Hurricane Lance.

  • - Okay. - And, finally,

  • if you have allergies, you should definitely stay inside

  • because there is a pack of wild dogs on the loose.

  • Arf. - Well,

  • that's all the time we have.

  • Tune in tomorrow for a special edition on outer space.

  • - We ask, "Awoo."

  • Oh, "Aroo."

  • Did those dogs the Soviets shot

  • into space back in 1957 get hot?

  • - And Houston, we have a problematic (beep).

  • Why the Mars Rover will not stop

  • begging NASA for more beef.

  • - Before we go, we should announce

  • that this week's loser is-- - Tao!

  • - [Big Pants] Aw come on, are we sure?

  • - Thank you for watching. - Thanks for watching.

  • - Why is Katie saying it?

  • - Yeah, where did she come from?

  • (howling)

  • (howling)

  • (thumping)

  • (slurping)

  • (arfing)

  • - [Announcer] And now for the weather.

  • If you're a fan of Breaking News,

  • the forecast is light and sunny

  • because there are 10 episodes of Breaking News

  • that will only be available on dropout.tv.

  • Go to dropout.tv today and don't forget your sunscreen.

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笑ってはいけないニュースチャレンジ:エル・ニーニョかラ・ロロナか? (Don't Laugh News Challenge: El Niño or La Llorona?)

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    林宜悉   に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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