字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント -Well, you guys, it's currently Comic-Con in New York City. [ Cheers and applause ] -[ Laughs ] -[ Laughs ] [ Cheering ] So if you see 13 guys in the subway dressed as Spider-Man, I guess it's bad? [ Laughter ] Yeah, it's almost the weekend. And if you think you need a break, imagine how Trump's iPhone feels. [ Laughter ] This is very exciting. Joaquin Phoenix is my guest tonight, and his new film "Joker" is out today. We see the origins of how a man went completely insane. I guess it all started when he made a phone call to Ukraine and asked for help. That's what I -- No spoilers. I saw that President Trump is thinking about starting his own news network to get a real voice out there. [ Laughter ] Americans are like, "Finally a place to hear what Trump has to say. [ Light laughter ] Yup, Trump talked about starting his own news network. It will be the only channel where the shows are way louder than the commercials. [ Laughter ] Now, this is great. Tonight the Yankees hosted the Minnesota Twins in Game 1 of the division series. Yankees fans are like, "You suck, Twins!" While Minnesota fans are like, "Hey, thanks so much for having us. This is so great. [ Laughter ] Thank you." [ Cheers and applause ] Some business news. Uber is offering a helicopter service to JFK airport. [ Cheers and applause ] Meanwhile, if you want to fly to Laguardia, they just send a lawn chair tied to some balloons. [ Laughter and applause ] I saw that Instagram is launching a new app called Threads, where you can send photos to your closest friends. It's for when you don't think the vacation photo you posted publicly made them jealous enough. [ Laughter ] "No, I really went there." Some business news. Bed Bath & Beyond announced they are closing some 60 locations. [ Audience aws ] I knew the company was in trouble when I got a 20% off coupon in the mail to buy a Bed Bath & Beyond, -Yeah. [ Laughter ] -And finally, today is National Taco Day and National Vodka Day. [ Cheers and applause ] And if you celebrated both, be glad it's not Monday. We have a great show.