字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント -I remember my -- I'm trying to think of my worst costume. I always forget. They were always pretty bad, but I remember one time we bought -- you know the costumes that come in the box with the cellophane, and it was Batman. I think it was Batman. -Yeah. -And my mom made me wear a sweatshirt over it. [ Light laughter ] So basically I was a kid in a sweatshirt with a Batman mask. [ Laughter ] And I had been wearing it all day. I was so excited to wear it, that I had chewed the plastic. Mouth -- I was, like, chewing on the mouth thing, and it cut my lip open. So, I had, like, a bloody mouth and -- kid in a sweatshirt, Batman, and I jumped off a stoop after I got candy. And I go, "I'm Batman" or whatever, and I jumped off, and it was so cheap that the costume just ripped. [ Light laughter ] I had, like, jeans on underneath, but I ended up just being a kid in jeans and a t-shirt. -With a mouth -- -With a bloody lip. -Sweatshirt, jeans -- -Yeah, and a bloody lip. Yeah. That was probably the worst one. But I don't know, I've had bad ones. This first one here is from @JodieColombo. -Ooh! -She says, "My grandmother wrapped my cousin up in tinfoil for Halloween and said he was a Hershey's Kiss, everyone thought he was leftovers." [ Cheers and applause ] -Come on! [ Applause ] Leftovers are good costumes. -I'm going as old lasagna. [ Light laughter ] This one is from @MemeFinder69. [ Audience oohs ] -Wow. [ Laughs ] What? I hope that was for "MemeFinder." -Yeah, he was probably born in 1969. -Yeah, sure. -He says, "I went as a hand last Halloween. I spent the whole night getting hit in the face." Like... High five, high five. Ow. [ Smack ] High five. Ow. [ Smack ] High five. Ow. [ Smack ] [ Laughter ] High five, nerd. [ Smack ] Ow. -MemeFinder. -This one's from @RachelLees. She says, "In 2017 we all went out as a family group of superheroes -- Superman, Supergirl, and Wonder Woman. At the last second, my youngest demanded she dress as poop." [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] -Come on, Superpoop. -This one's from @KellytheWalsh. She said, "I got 50 people at my high school to wear all gray and sunglasses so we could be 50 Shades of Grey. I was told it wasn't school appropriate, and we had to enter the costume contest as pavement." [ Laughter and applause ] That's pretty good. -Yeah. -I like that one. -You're not going to win, kid. -Sexy pavement. [ Laughter ] This one's from @ms-emily-allen. She says, "I dressed as Ariana Grande for a Halloween party. On the street, a kid yelled, "Look, Mom, it's old Ariana.'" [ Laughter ] There's no need for that. -Thank you, next. [ Laughter ] This one's from @JoAnnNJ1. Says, "I'm a teacher, and our school Halloween parade was that day. I grabbed a cat costume from the first store I passed. Halfway through the parade another teacher told me it said "naughty little kitty" on the back. -Oh. [ Laughter and applause ] -Uh, Miss Palmer. -Excuse me. -This last one here is from @RickEGreen. He says, last year I strapped a bicycle tire to my neck and just sit next to the couples all night, I was the third wheel. -Oh. -There you go. There you have it, those are our "Tonight Show Hashtags." To check our more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.