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-I remember my -- I'm trying to think of my worst costume.
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I always forget. They were always pretty bad,
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but I remember one time we bought --
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you know the costumes that come in the box with the cellophane,
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and it was Batman.
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I think it was Batman. -Yeah.
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-And my mom made me wear a sweatshirt over it.
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[ Light laughter ]
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So basically I was a kid in a sweatshirt with a Batman mask.
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[ Laughter ]
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And I had been wearing it all day.
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I was so excited to wear it, that I had chewed the plastic.
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Mouth -- I was, like, chewing on the mouth thing,
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and it cut my lip open.
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So, I had, like, a bloody mouth and --
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kid in a sweatshirt, Batman, and I jumped off a stoop
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after I got candy.
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And I go, "I'm Batman" or whatever,
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and I jumped off, and it was so cheap
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that the costume just ripped. [ Light laughter ]
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I had, like, jeans on underneath,
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but I ended up just being a kid in jeans and a t-shirt.
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-With a mouth -- -With a bloody lip.
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-Sweatshirt, jeans -- -Yeah, and a bloody lip. Yeah.
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That was probably the worst one.
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But I don't know, I've had bad ones.
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This first one here is from @JodieColombo.
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-Ooh! -She says,
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"My grandmother wrapped my cousin up in tinfoil
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for Halloween and said he was a Hershey's Kiss,
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everyone thought he was leftovers."
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-Come on!
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[ Applause ]
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Leftovers are good costumes.
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-I'm going as old lasagna. [ Light laughter ]
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This one is from @MemeFinder69.
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[ Audience oohs ]
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-Wow. [ Laughs ] What?
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I hope that was for "MemeFinder."
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-Yeah, he was probably born in 1969.
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-Yeah, sure.
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-He says, "I went as a hand last Halloween.
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I spent the whole night getting hit in the face."
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Like... High five, high five.
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Ow. [ Smack ]
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High five. Ow. [ Smack ]
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High five. Ow. [ Smack ]
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[ Laughter ]
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High five, nerd. [ Smack ]
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Ow.
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-MemeFinder.
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-This one's from @RachelLees.
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She says, "In 2017 we all went out as a family group
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of superheroes -- Superman, Supergirl, and Wonder Woman.
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At the last second, my youngest demanded she dress as poop."
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-Come on, Superpoop.
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-This one's from @KellytheWalsh.
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She said, "I got 50 people at my high school to wear all gray
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and sunglasses so we could be 50 Shades of Grey.
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I was told it wasn't school appropriate,
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and we had to enter the costume contest as pavement."
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[ Laughter and applause ]
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That's pretty good. -Yeah.
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-I like that one. -You're not going to win, kid.
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-Sexy pavement. [ Laughter ]
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This one's from @ms-emily-allen.
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She says, "I dressed as Ariana Grande
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for a Halloween party.
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On the street, a kid yelled, "Look, Mom, it's old Ariana.'"
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[ Laughter ]
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There's no need for that.
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-Thank you, next. [ Laughter ]
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This one's from @JoAnnNJ1.
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Says, "I'm a teacher,
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and our school Halloween parade was that day.
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I grabbed a cat costume from the first store I passed.
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Halfway through the parade another teacher told me
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it said "naughty little kitty" on the back.
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-Oh. [ Laughter and applause ]
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-Uh, Miss Palmer. -Excuse me.
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-This last one here is from @RickEGreen.
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He says, last year I strapped a bicycle tire to my neck
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and just sit next to the couples all night,
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I was the third wheel. -Oh.
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-There you go. There you have it,
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