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  • You know one of the biggest things we don't appreciate in South Africa

  • that I've learned to appreciate since moving to the US

  • Is what a civil relationship we have with our Police

  • We can fight with our Police

  • When they stop us

  • With not one thought in your head of losing your life

  • That's a luxury in America I didn't even think about that

  • I just moved to the US to start working on the Daily Show and

  • One day I was driving and I got pulled over by a policeman

  • and I get pulled over by this policeman

  • and being pulled over by the police in America is a stressful experience

  • because they make it a game show

  • where you've got to try and figure out what's going on

  • In South Africa it's simple straight to the point

  • you get pulled over the metro police comes there

  • he tells you

  • My friend

  • you were speeding

  • license, letter, letter, letter, license

  • plus no seat-belt License

  • then immediately you're in the game

  • Ah come on man come on

  • Hey don't come on nothing here seat-belt man

  • Letter, License Letter, License

  • busy driving here Schumacher, hey

  • Yeah.

  • now you're in the game

  • you know it's time to talk it's time to work things out

  • In America they don't play that game

  • Policeman walked up to the window I was sitting in the car

  • got up there

  • good afternoon sir

  • good afternoon

  • Sir do you know why I pulled you over?

  • Shouldn't you know why?

  • why are you asking me? No I don't know

  • I'm sorry what did you say?

  • I said I don't know why you pulled me over

  • I pulled you over sir because you were speeding

  • Oh okay I didn't know

  • do you know how fast you were going sir?

  • did you not check your notes before you came?

  • I feel like this is part of your job I'm doing your job and my job at the same time

  • sir are you giving me attitude?

  • no I am not giving you attitude I am just saying you can't ask me

  • why you stopped me and then ask me how fast I was going

  • next thing you are going to ask me to write my own ticket

  • sir are you giving me attitude? You gonna get out this car right, now you giving me attitude

  • and I was just talking to the guy and I was like look man you can't say

  • here's the craziest thing the cop said to me He looked at me and he's like

  • sir I'll tell you something you were going a hundred miles an hour

  • I was like a hundred miles an hour how do you know that?

  • Where is your, can I see the thing

  • he said what are you talking about

  • I was like show me your gun

  • Wow, no not that one, wow

  • I want to see the laser gun I want to see the speed

  • He's like I don't need that sir I estimated that you were going a hundred

  • I was like Estimated?

  • what does a hundred look like?

  • you can't just estimate a hundred

  • So he says I can look and I can estimate

  • Dude that is a dangerous thing to do so you just look and go that guy's doing a hundred

  • you can't just estimate

  • Imagine if I just did that with you Like estimate standard 7

  • finished.

  • you can't just do that

  • I'm sorry sir what did you just say to me?

  • I didn't, look I am just saying

  • that it's not fair for you to like it's a weird experience with police there

  • and my friend was in the passenger seat he was shitting himself the whole time

  • He was like Yo dude shut up Yo dude shut up

  • shut up Trevor shut up Trevor

  • you gonna get us killed shut up Trevor

  • I was like get us killed for what?

  • why are we getting killed now?

  • He's like shut up Trevor shut up Trevor

  • I take that for granted because in America you could get shot

  • and you read stories and you see stories

  • of black Americans getting shot and that is true

  • they get shot at a disproportional rate

  • but white Americans also get shot by the police all the time

  • White police in America

  • police in general in America are trigger happy they don't play games

  • All races, police as a whole shoot first, ask questions later

  • There they are, "You!" (shots fired)

  • "Freeze!"

  • "Did I get that order right?"

  • we take for granted the relationship we have here

  • in America you read stories

  • of people getting shot because they pulled out their wallets

  • in South Africa you'll get shot because you didn't pull out your wallet.

  • We are always talking

  • that's my favorite thing about South African police

  • is like you feel like you are part of what's happening

  • You pull over the cop comes there

  • How are you Sir?

  • I am fine, how are you?

  • Hey, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, hey

  • I don't know if you saw here, let me just show you

  • can you see here, check the numbers

  • check the numbers, see that one there?

  • Top score.

  • Yeah, see there. Top score, hey.

  • See that number there huh, what does that number say?

  • and you are like, 160. 160.

  • (whistling)

  • Hey, if it was pac man you would have an extra life now

  • Huh?

  • 160

  • So, what are we doing now?

  • Agh, malume, yeah, what are we doing now?

  • Agh, malume, I know my man, I know

  • they feel your pain

  • we are in this together

  • I almost feel like we need to send South African Police

  • we need to send South African Police to America

  • just so that Americans can learn what it's like

  • to have a functioning police force

  • that's not always threatening to end your life

  • you know?

  • a police force where you can communicate

  • where you can air your differences

  • without fear of mortal retribution

  • wouldn't that be great to have Americans in sticky situations?

  • there they are

  • at a standoff

  • the police pull up (Police siren)

  • Alright, we are gonna hand you over

  • we've got a Sargent Matabula here

  • he's a specialist from South Africa

  • we're gonna hand you over.

  • Hello

  • Hello Sir, how are you?

  • Hey man, I ain't coming out!

  • Hey, hey, hey, I am greeting you!

  • I said, how are you?

  • don't just shout here, we are talking

  • how are you?

  • I am fine man, that you very much for asking

  • how are you?

  • I am doing good thank you very much.

  • okay, that's going on here my brother?

  • Look man, that shit you all trying to pin on me

  • it ain't true man, I am innocent!

  • Okay, so just come out and we can talk.

  • No man, I know how this shit goes down!

  • You all gonna kill me or I'm gonna spend the rest of my life in jail!

  • That's not true, that's not true

  • just come out, we can talk

  • I know what you all gonna do man!

  • I got two options, I'm gonna die

  • or I'm gonna spend my life in jail

  • There's another option

  • it involves a cold drink.

  • it doesn't have to be this way.

You know one of the biggest things we don't appreciate in South Africa

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"We Can Fight With Our Police" - Trevor Noah - (There's A Gupta On My Stoep)

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    林宜悉   に公開 2019 年 09 月 28 日
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