字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント - Okay. So, apparently we're doing some kind of taste test. - It's not gonna be a simple taste test. - It never is. (giggles) Nick's about to lick Pussy Juice off my ankle 'cause that's what friends are for. - Shut up. (playful music) We're good. We've got this. - [Woman] Mm. - [Nick] This is hair gel. It's lube. - And, I'm about to lick leather scented lubricant off my best friend. Are you clean? - Yeah, I'm fucking clean. - Oh, just sorry. The thought of licking your body just makes me feel sick. I'll pretend you're a woman, somehow. Go, go. (groans) - What the fuck? I swallowed. - It's like I ate 10 burnt plastic bags off a hairy mans body. I just feel like I couldn't get any lower in life right now. Whoa. - [Nick] Now, we're talking. - [Woman] Are we? - [Nick] Bacon. - I just wonder how you could use this in a sexual context. It's adorable. Where you gonna lick this one off me? - [Nick] Put it on your cheek. - Cheek? Oh my god. What's dripping down my face right now? - Pig cum. It tastes like shapes. The new version. The shit. (laughs) - It's going to your mouth. - Is that just from making contact with like licking my face or anything or? - My tongue was like a millimeter away from your mouth. What am I doing? - What am I doing? What are we doing? - Let's smell Pussy Juice together. Mm. It smells like a dessert. I mean. - Smells like pussy. (laughs) - Alright, what part of my body would you like to lick Pussy Juice off from, Nick? (laughs) (groans) The Pussy Juice is running down my legs. (laughs) - It tastes like lube. There is no. - [Woman] No flavor. - No flavor. (coughs) - This is not what vaginas taste like. - Nope. - Did a man make this? Yep, that's it. That's what happened. - When I was a kid and I swore too much, my parents washed my mouth out with soap. This is the shit you get to make your kids to stop swearing. - No. No, I'm out. I'm out. Cut. This is the worst day of my life. - It even looks like cum. Oh my, it smells like cum. I, no, I don't wanna, fuck this. No, fuck this. - Think of it like you're just digesting yourself. - It's only fair that I try it. - Have you never tried your own cum? - No, I'm not weird for not trying my own cum. - Did I say you were weird? I was asking you a simple question. - No, I have not tried my own cum. - Okay. Do you wanna now? For all the women out there that have done the same for you. (laughs) You're the first man in about a decade to have his tongue on my body. - And, you're the first girl in like four days. - But, was she licking Pussy Juice off you? - Yeah. - Oh, hot. It's like a one night stand. I'm putting my clothes back on, and I can't wait to get outta here. One. Two. Hold on, hold on, fuck. One, two, three. (groans) I can't swallow it. I cannot, I cannot swallow this shit. - This is an all time low. We're defeated. I just want to go home now. - Shower. - It was a different experience. I now have tasted what I think is cum. - I ate leather, and pig, and semen. My three most hated things to put in my mouth in lube form off your body. Alrighty. Thank you so much, Nick. I never wanna see you again. (creaking) Oh my god, that was fucking disgusting. - [Nick] Yeah.