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You want to go see a movie?
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I told you I had to spend all day
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clearing out stuff so Mike could move in.
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Now that I'm here I
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might as well help you with the cleaning
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and organizing. I just happen to have my
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label maker. It's so hard to get rid
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of stuff. Did you and Chandler have to
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make compromises when you first moved in
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together? Chandler did. What does he want
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you to give up? A bunch of stuff and the
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worst one, he wants me to get rid of
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Gladys. Who's Gladys?
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What a tragic loss! Yeah I really hate
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to give her up. Oh! I know! Oh you should take her
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Oh I don't know, oh... You don't like her?
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Well of course I do!
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What's not to like? I'll take her in a minute.
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But, you know, I think that you're giving up
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too easy, honey.
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I think that you need to fight for her. Really? You think?
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Absolutely! Yes! You say to him, "I'm sorry,
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Mike, I can't live it without her! She means
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too much to me!
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Okay, I'll fight for her, okay. Oh wait oh
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I just realized if I do that,
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that means you don't get her.
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Damn it! I did not think this through!
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What is this thing doing here?
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I got it from Monica. She sold it to me
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for a very reasonable price.
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Joey, we're not keeping this! But it's an original thing
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Alright fine. You can keep it as long as
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you don't mind that she's haunted.
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Well legend has it, Joey, that
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she comes alive when you're asleep.
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She climbs out of the frame and then drags
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her half a body across the floor, just...
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looking for legs to steal. And then with
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her one good hand she slowly reaches up
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and turns your doorknob...
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GET THAT LEGLESS WITCH OUT OF HERE!
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I sold that to Joey! Well, I told him
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it's haunted. Two can play at this game!
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No you can't give it back! Yes I can!
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No you can't she's yours! She's yours!
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She's mine! She's mine! You guys! you don't have to fight
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over her anymore.
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whoever doesn't get Gladys gets Glinnys!
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Gladys?
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Third time this week! Man, this does not
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get old! You're mean! Don't be such a baby!