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  • -What animals did you bring for us tonight?

  • -We've got some really good ones.

  • -Don't you dare. -It's gonna be awesome.

  • I'm starting off with something very cute and cuddly.

  • This is Giselle. -Oh [bleep]

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • Come on, brother. -Kevin, stop.

  • -Come on, man. -It's all good.

  • -No surprises. -Come on, man.

  • -It's an ostrich. It's a baby ostrich.

  • -You can kiss my ass.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Kevin. -No.

  • No, brother. No.

  • -It's a baby -- -Look at that.

  • -Look how cute! -She's so cute.

  • Her name's Giselle. Look at her.

  • Do you want to come pet her? -What is that noise?

  • -Yeah, well, the babies, they make this little chirping noise.

  • [ Ostrich chirping ] Isn't that amazing?

  • -You know what she's saying?

  • "I want some little black man." [ Laughter ]

  • That's what she's saying.

  • No, brother.

  • -That is -- Now, how old is this baby?

  • -Well, this one's only 2 months old.

  • But they'll grow to be the biggest

  • and most powerful bird on the planet.

  • They can weigh over 260 pounds.

  • They can go 40 miles an hour.

  • They're so fast. It's amazing.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Good luck. Good luck.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -At this time, I want to say,

  • I will not be the fastest thing running.

  • [ Laughter ] I'm definitely gonna get caught.

  • -Come on in, come on in, pet her.

  • -I don't need to pet her. I can see it, that's cool.

  • I can see it from here. [ Laughter ]

  • -Isn't she amazing? So, these little ones,

  • they actually -- they have to be really tough and strong,

  • because anything would try to eat these in the wild.

  • So they have to be really good at fending for themselves.

  • And those legs, that's where they get all the power.

  • They can easily kill a lion with those legs.

  • They're that powerful.

  • [ Laughter ] But once they reach full size --

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Aren't they just amazing? They're remarkable creatures.

  • They really are. -Yeah, yeah.

  • -Yeah, they're great. -Are you sure --

  • Are you sure you don't -- -Did you bring anything else?

  • -She's really cuddly. -You can --

  • You can put that one back. [ Laughter ]

  • -All right. Thanks, Giselle.

  • -Oh, my God. -That's amazing.

  • All right. -You got it?

  • [ Cheering and applause ]

  • All right. -That was fun.

  • That was really good. So for this one --

  • -Are they -- -Yeah?

  • -Are they all coming out from this side?

  • -No, no. Some are coming from this side.

  • -They're coming in from all directions.

  • -All right. No, we won't surprise you.

  • Kevin. -It's all good, it's all good.

  • -It's all good. -All right, for this one,

  • Jimmy, I want you to come around, as well.

  • I want you to come around to the front.

  • Let's all stand up for this one.

  • Let's get ready. Okay.

  • -Wait, wait. -So, for this is one --

  • This is LeBron, and LeBron is absolutely awesome.

  • I'm gonna grab him now.

  • You are gonna love him.

  • So, all right. Come on out, LeBron.

  • -No, stay, Kevin, no! We're in it together, man.

  • -All right, Kevin, this is LeBron.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Kevin, you have to just get over your fears.

  • You have to hold the snake.

  • -You can hold him. He is so nice.

  • -You can hold him. He's nice.

  • And get over your fears. -Come on in.

  • -Come in, Kevin, come in! Come in!

  • -Let me tell you something. -No, Kevin.

  • -It ain't gonna happen. [ Laughter ]

  • -Dude, Kevin, just close your eyes and trust me.

  • You'll do fine. -Let Jimmy do it first.

  • Go ahead, Jimmy. You do it first.

  • -We've got another one -- -[Bleep]

  • Come on in. We've got another one.

  • We've actually -- -Oh, no!

  • -So this is Elvis. [ Laughter ]

  • -Come on, man. Come on.

  • Come on, man. [ Laughter ]

  • Come on, man.

  • Come on, man. [ Cheers and applause ]

  • Go ahead, man.

  • -That's awesome.

  • -All right. Okay.

  • Kevin, if I do it, you got to do it.

  • -So this is LeBron and Elvis. -Aha. Ah.

  • -So, you're holding Elvis there.

  • Now, how awesome is that? That's perfect.

  • You just hold him there. -Yeah.

  • -He'll just glide right through your hands.

  • So, now Jimmy's -- Jimmy's on it.

  • He is amazing. Kevin, it's your turn now.

  • Here you go. [ Laughter ]

  • They're totally fine. -Kevin, it's easy.

  • -They're the coolest snakes. They really are.

  • -Just try it. Please, just do it.

  • [ Cheering and applause ]

  • Where are they from?

  • -Oh.

  • [ Audience chanting "Kevin!" ]

  • -Let me tell you what I've gotten really good at

  • in my life.

  • Saying no.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • No. -That's okay.

  • -Jimmy, you hold it. It looks good.

  • -It's really cool.

  • So, these snakes, they're kingsnakes.

  • California banded kingsnakes.

  • -You know how to deal with big snakes.

  • -Have you seen his Tommy Johns ad?

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • You got take a look at this picture.

  • You'll see what I'm talking about.

  • All right, he's not gonna do it. -Just pat them.

  • -Does it -- Does it -- Do they bite?

  • Seriously? -Well, they can bite.

  • -You lost me at "well." -Okay, all right.

  • -I was about to do it. Did you see me?

  • I was about to go. -Yeah, no, all right.

  • -"Do they bite?" "Well, uh..."

  • -They can eat venomous snakes.

  • They're not venomous, but they can easily

  • take down a venomous snake, no problem at all.

  • -Is there a chance that it could bite me?

  • -How about this? You do the next animal.

  • -You do the next one. -It's gonna be worse.

  • I'd rather try this. [ Laughter ]

  • I'd rather try this. -It won't be worse.

  • -It's not gonna crawl up me? -It's not gonna crawl.

  • -I'll just hold it in my hand. -Yeah, put your hands out.

  • Exactly. Exactly, that's it.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • That's it.

  • -Yo, I'm serious. Listen to me.

  • -You'll be good.

  • -If it start moving, come get the snake.

  • -I'm right there for you.

  • -I'll fight you, man. I will fight you.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • I promise you, I'mma a swing on you

  • if you don't get the snake.

  • -Hurry up, make a decision,

  • 'cause my snake's getting nervous.

  • -So, what I do? So, I'mma go stand?

  • -Yep. So you can stand right here

  • and then put your hands out.

  • I'll be with you the whole way.

  • -Hey, man, on my mother, if this snake...

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -So, they're beautiful animals.

  • -Get it so it don't -- Aah!

  • -So, put your hands out like that.

  • -My snake's getting weird. -I can't do it, I can't do it.

  • -I can't do it, Jimmy. -Next one, next one.

  • Next one. We'll try the next one.

  • -Y'all saw me try, guys. I tried. I'm sorry.

  • -My snake stopped moving, so I'm getting --

  • -Yeah, you're doing great. -All right.

  • -That's LeBron and Elvis. -LeBron and Elvis.

  • Love them so much. Thank you.

  • Thank you. [ Cheers and applause ]

  • Got it? -Yo.

  • Hey, Jimmy...

  • My ass is sweating, Jimmy.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • I'm being 100% honest.

  • I got so much sweat dripping down my ass right now.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • I'm so nervous. -Holy moly.

  • -I'm so nervous. -Holy mackerel.

  • All right, all right, here we go.

  • All right, what do we have? What's the next thing?

  • Kevin, get up here. Get up here.

  • You have to, come on. Trust me.

  • Get up here, dude. -I'm so nervous.

  • -Come up here. Please.

  • -You can sit down for this one. -Sit down for this.

  • I'll stay with you. Come on.

  • -It's cute, it's fluffy. This one's little.

  • -It's cute and fluffy and little.

  • Please, come on. -Go on that side.

  • -No. -Absolutely fine.

  • -I don't like how y'all trapping me.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • I feel like y'all trying to close me in.

  • Go here. Let me go right here.

  • -All right. So, for this one, though...

  • Now, Kevin...

  • Kevin, you can hold this one. -Okay.

  • -But for this one, I just need to make sure

  • you're really nice and calm

  • and don't move too much for this one.

  • And also, don't breathe on it too much,

  • 'cause it'll set it off.

  • -Close your eye, close your eye. -You'll be fine.

  • -Before you pull it out,

  • it don't sound like this is the animal for me.

  • I don't think -- [ Laughter ]

  • I don't think this is the one that --

  • -Jimmy's handled something similar to this.

  • He's handled a similar species. -Yeah, I got it.

  • -Close your eyes, put your hands out.

  • -No, no. -Just trust me, Kevin.

  • -Listen... [ Laughter ]

  • -No, it won't come from behind, I promise.

  • -Get it out and let me see it. -Okay.

  • -No, no, no! Don't -- No, no, no.

  • Just close your eyes, and please, Kevin --

  • -I can't. -Kevin, please, just trust me.

  • -It's not gonna happen, Jimmy. [ Laughter ]

  • -Close your eyes. Close your eyes.

  • -Don't get behind me. Don't get behind me.

  • -Nothing behind you. -Don't get behind me.

  • -No, I'm in front of you.

  • I'm just saying, if you close your eyes

  • and put your hands out --

  • -This is how black people die in a horror movie.

  • [ Laughter ] -Not true!

  • That's not true at all.

  • I'll telling you what. Just go like that

  • and close your eyes,

  • and he's gonna put something fluffy on your hand.

  • -I got to see it, brother. I got to see it.

  • -No, no, no. I -- I will --

  • No, I'm not -- [ Laughter ]

  • Just try. Trust me.

  • -Jimmy, there's no -- I can't.

  • It's not in me. I'm sorry.

  • Physically, I'm not capable of processing

  • what you're saying right now. [ Laughter ]

  • I can't. I'm sorry.

  • I love you, and it's your birthday.

  • Just pull it out. Let me see what it is first.

  • -Okay. -All right, okay.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Okay, now it is -- It's so --

  • It's got the cutest little face, little beady eyes.

  • It's awesome. You'll love it.

  • -Wait, wait, wait. Beady?

  • -Yeah, like -- You'll see, you'll see.

  • -Okay, go, go, go. Let's see what --

  • Is it fast? -No, no, not at all.

  • -She's really cute.

  • Her name's Big Red, and she is adorable.

  • She's my favorite -- my favorite animal tonight.

  • -What's taking him so long, Jimmy?