字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント -What animals did you bring for us tonight? -We've got some really good ones. -Don't you dare. -It's gonna be awesome. I'm starting off with something very cute and cuddly. This is Giselle. -Oh [bleep] [ Laughter and applause ] Come on, brother. -Kevin, stop. -Come on, man. -It's all good. -No surprises. -Come on, man. -It's an ostrich. It's a baby ostrich. -You can kiss my ass. [ Laughter ] -Kevin. -No. No, brother. No. -It's a baby -- -Look at that. -Look how cute! -She's so cute. Her name's Giselle. Look at her. Do you want to come pet her? -What is that noise? -Yeah, well, the babies, they make this little chirping noise. [ Ostrich chirping ] Isn't that amazing? -You know what she's saying? "I want some little black man." [ Laughter ] That's what she's saying. No, brother. -That is -- Now, how old is this baby? -Well, this one's only 2 months old. But they'll grow to be the biggest and most powerful bird on the planet. They can weigh over 260 pounds. They can go 40 miles an hour. They're so fast. It's amazing. [ Laughter ] -Good luck. Good luck. [ Laughter ] -At this time, I want to say, I will not be the fastest thing running. [ Laughter ] I'm definitely gonna get caught. -Come on in, come on in, pet her. -I don't need to pet her. I can see it, that's cool. I can see it from here. [ Laughter ] -Isn't she amazing? So, these little ones, they actually -- they have to be really tough and strong, because anything would try to eat these in the wild. So they have to be really good at fending for themselves. And those legs, that's where they get all the power. They can easily kill a lion with those legs. They're that powerful. [ Laughter ] But once they reach full size -- [ Laughter ] Aren't they just amazing? They're remarkable creatures. They really are. -Yeah, yeah. -Yeah, they're great. -Are you sure -- Are you sure you don't -- -Did you bring anything else? -She's really cuddly. -You can -- You can put that one back. [ Laughter ] -All right. Thanks, Giselle. -Oh, my God. -That's amazing. All right. -You got it? [ Cheering and applause ] All right. -That was fun. That was really good. So for this one -- -Are they -- -Yeah? -Are they all coming out from this side? -No, no. Some are coming from this side. -They're coming in from all directions. -All right. No, we won't surprise you. Kevin. -It's all good, it's all good. -It's all good. -All right, for this one, Jimmy, I want you to come around, as well. I want you to come around to the front. Let's all stand up for this one. Let's get ready. Okay. -Wait, wait. -So, for this is one -- This is LeBron, and LeBron is absolutely awesome. I'm gonna grab him now. You are gonna love him. So, all right. Come on out, LeBron. -No, stay, Kevin, no! We're in it together, man. -All right, Kevin, this is LeBron. [ Laughter ] -Kevin, you have to just get over your fears. You have to hold the snake. -You can hold him. He is so nice. -You can hold him. He's nice. And get over your fears. -Come on in. -Come in, Kevin, come in! Come in! -Let me tell you something. -No, Kevin. -It ain't gonna happen. [ Laughter ] -Dude, Kevin, just close your eyes and trust me. You'll do fine. -Let Jimmy do it first. Go ahead, Jimmy. You do it first. -We've got another one -- -[Bleep] Come on in. We've got another one. We've actually -- -Oh, no! -So this is Elvis. [ Laughter ] -Come on, man. Come on. Come on, man. [ Laughter ] Come on, man. Come on, man. [ Cheers and applause ] Go ahead, man. -That's awesome. -All right. Okay. Kevin, if I do it, you got to do it. -So this is LeBron and Elvis. -Aha. Ah. -So, you're holding Elvis there. Now, how awesome is that? That's perfect. You just hold him there. -Yeah. -He'll just glide right through your hands. So, now Jimmy's -- Jimmy's on it. He is amazing. Kevin, it's your turn now. Here you go. [ Laughter ] They're totally fine. -Kevin, it's easy. -They're the coolest snakes. They really are. -Just try it. Please, just do it. [ Cheering and applause ] Where are they from? -Oh. [ Audience chanting "Kevin!" ] -Let me tell you what I've gotten really good at in my life. Saying no. [ Laughter ] No. -That's okay. -Jimmy, you hold it. It looks good. -It's really cool. So, these snakes, they're kingsnakes. California banded kingsnakes. -You know how to deal with big snakes. -Have you seen his Tommy Johns ad? [ Laughter and applause ] You got take a look at this picture. You'll see what I'm talking about. All right, he's not gonna do it. -Just pat them. -Does it -- Does it -- Do they bite? Seriously? -Well, they can bite. -You lost me at "well." -Okay, all right. -I was about to do it. Did you see me? I was about to go. -Yeah, no, all right. -"Do they bite?" "Well, uh..." -They can eat venomous snakes. They're not venomous, but they can easily take down a venomous snake, no problem at all. -Is there a chance that it could bite me? -How about this? You do the next animal. -You do the next one. -It's gonna be worse. I'd rather try this. [ Laughter ] I'd rather try this. -It won't be worse. -It's not gonna crawl up me? -It's not gonna crawl. -I'll just hold it in my hand. -Yeah, put your hands out. Exactly. Exactly, that's it. [ Cheers and applause ] That's it. -Yo, I'm serious. Listen to me. -You'll be good. -If it start moving, come get the snake. -I'm right there for you. -I'll fight you, man. I will fight you. [ Laughter ] I promise you, I'mma a swing on you if you don't get the snake. -Hurry up, make a decision, 'cause my snake's getting nervous. -So, what I do? So, I'mma go stand? -Yep. So you can stand right here and then put your hands out. I'll be with you the whole way. -Hey, man, on my mother, if this snake... [ Laughter ] -So, they're beautiful animals. -Get it so it don't -- Aah! -So, put your hands out like that. -My snake's getting weird. -I can't do it, I can't do it. -I can't do it, Jimmy. -Next one, next one. Next one. We'll try the next one. -Y'all saw me try, guys. I tried. I'm sorry. -My snake stopped moving, so I'm getting -- -Yeah, you're doing great. -All right. -That's LeBron and Elvis. -LeBron and Elvis. Love them so much. Thank you. Thank you. [ Cheers and applause ] Got it? -Yo. Hey, Jimmy... My ass is sweating, Jimmy. [ Laughter ] I'm being 100% honest. I got so much sweat dripping down my ass right now. [ Laughter ] I'm so nervous. -Holy moly. -I'm so nervous. -Holy mackerel. All right, all right, here we go. All right, what do we have? What's the next thing? Kevin, get up here. Get up here. You have to, come on. Trust me. Get up here, dude. -I'm so nervous. -Come up here. Please. -You can sit down for this one. -Sit down for this. I'll stay with you. Come on. -It's cute, it's fluffy. This one's little. -It's cute and fluffy and little. Please, come on. -Go on that side. -No. -Absolutely fine. -I don't like how y'all trapping me. [ Laughter ] I feel like y'all trying to close me in. Go here. Let me go right here. -All right. So, for this one, though... Now, Kevin... Kevin, you can hold this one. -Okay. -But for this one, I just need to make sure you're really nice and calm and don't move too much for this one. And also, don't breathe on it too much, 'cause it'll set it off. -Close your eye, close your eye. -You'll be fine. -Before you pull it out, it don't sound like this is the animal for me. I don't think -- [ Laughter ] I don't think this is the one that -- -Jimmy's handled something similar to this. He's handled a similar species. -Yeah, I got it. -Close your eyes, put your hands out. -No, no. -Just trust me, Kevin. -Listen... [ Laughter ] -No, it won't come from behind, I promise. -Get it out and let me see it. -Okay. -No, no, no! Don't -- No, no, no. Just close your eyes, and please, Kevin -- -I can't. -Kevin, please, just trust me. -It's not gonna happen, Jimmy. [ Laughter ] -Close your eyes. Close your eyes. -Don't get behind me. Don't get behind me. -Nothing behind you. -Don't get behind me. -No, I'm in front of you. I'm just saying, if you close your eyes and put your hands out -- -This is how black people die in a horror movie. [ Laughter ] -Not true! That's not true at all. I'll telling you what. Just go like that and close your eyes, and he's gonna put something fluffy on your hand. -I got to see it, brother. I got to see it. -No, no, no. I -- I will -- No, I'm not -- [ Laughter ] Just try. Trust me. -Jimmy, there's no -- I can't. It's not in me. I'm sorry. Physically, I'm not capable of processing what you're saying right now. [ Laughter ] I can't. I'm sorry. I love you, and it's your birthday. Just pull it out. Let me see what it is first. -Okay. -All right, okay. [ Laughter ] -Okay, now it is -- It's so -- It's got the cutest little face, little beady eyes. It's awesome. You'll love it. -Wait, wait, wait. Beady? -Yeah, like -- You'll see, you'll see. -Okay, go, go, go. Let's see what -- Is it fast? -No, no, not at all. -She's really cute. Her name's Big Red, and she is adorable. She's my favorite -- my favorite animal tonight. -What's taking him so long, Jimmy?