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>> PRIEST: We are gathered here today for this crazy Latino couple.
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Lele Pons, do you take TonioSkits to hold and to cherish forever?
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I mean every day.
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You wake up, you go to sleep. This is you every day. Forever.
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Forever!
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>> LELE PONS: Can I think?
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[MUFFLED CONVERSATIONS]
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Baby!
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Baby! What do you think?
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>> GIRLS: Oh my God look at her in that dress! She looks so cute!
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>> TONIOSKITS: You look fat!
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[GUYS LAUGHING]
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[GIRLS YELLING AT GUYS]
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[GUYS MOCKING GIRLS]
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[GIRLS AND GUYS ARGUING]
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>> TONIOSKITS: Speak English!
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>> LELE PONS: I told you he doesn't love me!
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>> TONIOSKITS: Whatever, I'll just pay her bills.
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[GUYS LAUGHING]
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>> LELE PONS: Seriously?
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>> KATHERINE LUCIA: Oh my God.
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>> GIRL 1: What?
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>> KATHERINE LUCIA: Look at what he's doing.
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>> GIRL 2: He's cheating on you!
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>> GIRL 1: You better go get him!
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Go get him! Go get him!
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>> LELE PONS: Hello?
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>> TONIOSKITS: What? Hold on, hold on. Hold up.
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>> LELE PONS: Are you cheating on me?
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>> TONIOSKITS: I'm talking with my friends.
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Maybe you too fat to understand. Eat a protein shake!
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You know what? There's a protein shake there for you.
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>> GUY: Watch it.
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>> LELE PONS: What?
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Babe.
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>> TONIOSKITS: Huh?
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>> LELE PONS: He just hit me. Are you not going to protect me?
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>> TONIOSKITS: Aw baby, you know I'll always be a fan of you. I'm just fixing the new TV. You know I love you baby.
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>> LELE PONS: Aw, I love you too.
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>> TONIOSKITS: [BLEEP]
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>> LELE PONS: I do.
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>> PRIEST: Are you sure about that?
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>> LELE PONS: The baby, the baby. Can you-
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>> TONIOSKITS: I don't speak English.
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You take care of it.
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[BABY CRYING]
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You gave birth to that baby.
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>> LELE PONS: Baby, can you get Juanita something to eat?
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>> TONIOSKITS: Didn't she eat last month?
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>> LELE PONS: Can you get me something to drink?
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>> TONIOSKITS: Here.
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>> LELE PONS: Whatever.
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>> TONIOSKITS: What do we call mommy?
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>> TONIOSKITS & MATEO: Stupid.
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[TONIOSKITS & MATEO LAUGHING]
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>> LELE PONS: I think I do.
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>> PRIEST: TONIOSKITS!
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Do you take Lele Pons...
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to hold and to cherish and-
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Do you want her every day?
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>> LELE PONS: Baby! How do I look?
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>> GIRLS: Oh my God! That's so cute!
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>> TONIOSKITS: You look amazing!
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>> LELE PONS: Did you just call me fat?
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>> TONIOSKITS: You look great!
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[LELE PONS YELLING AT TONIOSKITS]
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>> KATHERINA LUCIA: How dare you?
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[GIRLS AND GUYS ARGUING]
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[LELE PONS ANG GUYS YELLING]
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>> GIRL 3: Hey, do you know where the restroom is? My friend really needs to pee.
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>> TONIOSKITS: I think it's that way.
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>> LELE PONS: That's what he gets. That-OH!
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Hey! Desgraciado!
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>> TONIOSKITS: Baby, no.
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>> LELE PONS: Are you cheating on me with these [BLEEP]?
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Huh? I knew it.
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>> TONIOSKITS: They asked me for the bathroom.
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>> LELE PONS: You wanna know what? Hold on one second.
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>> OSCAR MIRANDA: Crazy!
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>> LELE PONS: Leave me alone! Leave me alone!
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Tonio!
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Are you going to defend me?
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>> TONIOSKITS: Mamí, I'm so sorry. I was trying to put the TV up. I didn't-
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>> LELE PONS: What? You're watching TV? Oh, I'm so sorry! One second.
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>> TONIOSKITS: You told me to put the TV up, you wanted to watch a movie!
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>> LELE PONS: Really? So you're gonna put the TV before me? Huh?
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You know what?
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[GUYS YELLING & GIRLS CHEERING]
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>> LELE PONS: What!
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>> TONIOSKITS: No.
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Yes!
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>> PRIEST: Listen, this is forever man.
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>> TONIOSKITS: No! Yes!
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>> PRIEST: Think about it. Think about it.
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[BABY CRYING]
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>> LELE PONS: Tonio! Get the baby!
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>> TONIOSKITS: I got her yesterday, the day before, last week.
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>> LELE PONS: Tonio!
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>> LELE PONS: Tonio! >> TONIOSKITS: Huh?
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>> LELE PONS: The baby's hungry!
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>> TONIOSKITS: It's in the microwave!
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>> LELE PONS: You don't do anything!
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>> TONIOSKITS: It's heating up!
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>> LELE PONS: She's thirsty!
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>> TONIOSKITS: Okay!
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>> LELE PONS: Come on! She's thirsty!
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Open it for me!
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You want- no.
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Mateo!
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What do we call daddy?
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>> LELE PONS & MATEO: Estúpido!
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[LELE PONS & MATEO LAUGHING]
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>> PRIEST: Does anyone here object?
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That's right.
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>> LELE PONS: Ton-
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TONIO!
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[EXIT MUSIC]