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  • CHRISTMAS!!!

  • MOM! DAD! WAKE UP!

  • [Screaming]

  • SANTA CAME! SANTA CAME!

  • WAKE UP! AHH IT'S CHRISTMAS IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME!

  • This has got to be my least favorite Christmas tradition.

  • [Photo Click]

  • Well, you got your photo, I hope Facebook explodes. Heh...Don't tag me, please.

  • It's almost go time, okay? You're too old to cry this year. Remember, what's your line?

  • Santa, I want a tracker boat for Christmas. You got it? Okay. Hey, let's do this.

  • [Crying]

  • [Crying]

  • Santa: Merry Christmas.

  • All right, this one is from Uncle Dave. Oh! All right! New grill spatula!

  • Cory: Guessing I should go ahead and open mine from Uncle Dave.

  • Garrett (Uncle Dave): Got a killer deal: three for twenty!

  • Tyler: Oh, nicewait, three?

  • Garrett (Uncle Dave): Oh, Andrew hasn't opened his yet.

  • Cody (Andrew): Oh ho! Nice!

  • [Celebrating]

  • Kristin, remember: We're trying to save that wrapping paper for next year.

  • Kristin: Got it.

  • [Shouting, rock music playing in background]

  • Kristin: Trying to be so careful right now.

  • Garrett: Yeah, you have to.

  • [Continued Shouting]

  • Kristin: So close! I can almost see what this is now.

  • [Even more shouting]

  • 6 hours!? I mean it's a trampoline and a basketball goal!

  • [Metal Clanking]

  • I don't need this! They must've given me, like, four trampolines in this box!

  • That $25 fully assemble fee ain't sounding too shabby right now.

  • [Ruffling Noise]

  • [Creaking Sound]

  • (Kicks Box) *Ruff*

  • [Rattling Noise]

  • Cody: Dude, Ty, what are you doing?

  • (Drops Box) [Loud Shatter Noise]

  • Deep Voice: Hey! What are you doing over there!?

  • Cody (hushed voice): It's dad!

  • [Plastic Bag Noise]

  • Ok you all, throw me your trash!

  • [Paper hitting Cody noises]

  • All right, let's try, and make it in the bag, okay, wow.

  • I thought we were keeping bows! Was that this year, or was that last year, I never remember.

  • [Shopping Cart Noise]

  • [Muffled Clothes Sound]

  • [Hanger Noise]

  • [Heavenly Choir Sound]

  • Stan, John, Jony, Johnny, JP, Amanda, Coby, Tyler, Garrett...and anyone else I forgot.

  • All right kiddos, this is from Uncle Coby, you're up next!

  • [Coby Chuckling]

  • Boy: Okay, this is good!

  • [Ripping Noise]

  • Cody: Last year, he got you a hammer.

  • *Gasp*

  • [Kids Screaming]

  • Boy: HE GOT A PUPPY!

  • [Coby laughing]

  • Kids (together): IT'S A PUPPY! YES!

  • Boy: Dad, what should we name him?

  • Cody (Dad): I don't know, maybe like a modern name, like Temporary?

  • Boy: How about Oliver?

  • Coby: Yeah, Oliver! Guys, that's so good! Cory: I like Oliver.

  • Boy: Woah! A lightsaber!

  • Tyler: That's awesome! Mom always gives the best toys.

  • All right from Mom to me...Oh! A belt...

  • Mom: This is kind of a transition year for you. You know, everything can't be a toy.

  • Echo: You know, everything can't be a toy.

  • [Tyler sobbing]

  • Voice: It's a good practical year.

  • Tyler (sobbing): Thanks, Mom and Dad, thanks.

  • Does anybody have a pocket knife?

  • Cody: Yep. [Knives whooshing]

  • Cory: ...Thanks.

  • Garrett (person with chosen knife): Yes! Others: Aww...

  • Allison: Alright boys, you have to get all four of these right, or the girls win.

  • Tyler: Hey, it's a dial-in, here we go. Timer!

  • Tyler (high-pitched voice): Anytime a bell rings an angel gets

  • Cory: It's a Wonderful Life!

  • Tyler: Nice!

  • Tyler (deep voice): Welcome to the party, pal!

  • Cody: Oh! Die Hardprobably not a Christmas movie.

  • Tyler: Debatable, we'll talk about it after.

  • [Scream]

  • Coby: Home Alone!

  • Tyler: Nice!

  • Tyler (mocking Narwhal): Bye Buddy, hope you find your dad!

  • Tyler (mocking Buddy): Heh, thanks Mr. Narwhal.

  • Tyler (mocking Buddy): I love smiling! Smiling's my favourite!

  • Tyler (mumbling): Are you kidding

  • Tyler (mocking Buddy): You smell like beef and cheese, you sit on a throne of lies!

  • Tyler (mocking Buddy): Son of a nutcracker!

  • [Buzzer Sound]

  • Allison: AHH! Girls win! Woooo!!!

  • Tyler (exasperated): ELF!

  • Cody (Clare): I've never seen it.

  • Tyler: Are you serious Clare?

  • Cody (Clare): Oh I know that one! Christmas vacation!

  • Tyler (screaming): IT'S TOO LATE! IT'S. TOO. LATE. AHHHHH!!!

  • [Panicked yelling]

  • [Smashing Noise] [Glass Shattering]

  • [Smashing Noise]

  • [Yelling]

  • [Silverware Clattering]

  • [Continued Yelling]

  • [Glass Breaking]

  • [Loud Thump, Tree Cracking]

  • [Shouting]

  • [Sudden Stop]

  • Tyler (regular tone): That would be a little bit too far. By the way, if you've got your nativity set up like this, technically it's not Biblically correct.

  • The Wiseman weren't actually here yet. They were still traveling. Anyways, (rage monster) AHH!

  • [Shouting Again]

  • [TV being smashed]

  • [Plastic Crumpling]

  • [Angry Shouting]

  • Cody: PUT IT OUT! OW, IT'S SO HOT!

  • Tyler: Don't see a name here...This is to Dad from Mom...and yeah, there is no name tag on this present.

  • Cody: What?

  • I've been doing this for 59 years and that's never happened.

  • That's Christmas 101.

  • Who could be this careless?

  • What is this, amateur hour?

  • I say we open it.

  • I think we should burn it.

  • How hard is it to put a name tag on a present?

  • This is the kind of thing that could get you kicked out of the family.

  • Garrett (thinking to himself): Oh, man. That's definitely mine.

  • Garrett (out loud): I mean I don't want to point fingers, but that's definitely Kevin's wrapping.

  • Tyler: Oh man! I got Santa's eyes way too close together.

  • Cody (laughing hysterically): NO! GARRETT GET IN HERE!

  • [Both laughing]

  • Garrett: Dude, what is that?

  • [Everyone (except Tyler) laughing]

  • Cody: FAIL!

  • [Continued laughter]

  • Cody: Two more steps...all right! Merry Christmas!

  • Allison: OH MY GOSH! It's even better than the one you got me last year!

  • Allison: Seriously babe, I love it!

  • Cody: Well you better, it cost me 25 bitcoins.

  • Allison: What's a bitcoin?

  • Bethany: Beads are like railroad tracksthey don't cross.

  • Bethany: Have you ever been to Christmas? Six inch spacing between the bulbs on the tree!

  • Bethany: Saw that!

  • Tyler (mocking tone): Wedding bulb, as a statement bulb, make sure it's at the middle of the tree!

  • Bethany: Are you mocking me?

  • Tyler: No! Love you.

  • Aw, my nephew would love this! Ha, so would I!

  • What was I shopping for again? Ha, oh nice!

  • Cody: You guys have this in a kid size 6?

  • Clerk: All I'm gonna have of that is an adult 13.

  • Cody: Oh! Actually, that'll work!

  • I have been pretty good this year.

  • You know, it really is a gift for the whole family. Let's do it.

  • Man, it's humid out here. Morning Bill! Merry Christmas! No shirt, good call!

  • Hey, y'all make sure to head on over later! Got a rack of ribs on the grill, we're gonna take a dip in the pool.

  • Gonna be a good time.

  • Middle Person: Hey, thank you guys for coming.

  • Tyler: This better be impressive.

  • Middle Person: Heh heh...check this out.

  • [Jolt of Electricity]

  • Cody and Tyler: WOAH!

  • Cody: WHAT!? Tyler: WOW!

  • Cody: OH MY GOSH!

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  • Santa, hit em' with a signature sign off!

  • Santa: Pound it and noggin.

  • Tyler: SEE YA!

  • Garrett: Hey, someone toss me that sunscreen! I'm getting roasted out here!

CHRISTMAS!!!

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クリスマスのステレオタイプ (Christmas Stereotypes)

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    chenzj36 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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