字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント My. What a beautiful day. I only wish I had someone to share it with. (Frog Croaks) Oh. Hello there, Mr. Frog. What are you doing here, all by yourself? (Frog Croaks) Kiss you? Well, you must be one of those enchanted frogs I’ve read about in stories. But... Dare I kiss you? OK. Ha ha ha. Jack pot. What’s going on, princess? Time to get a fuck on. Ha ha. OK. Thank you. That’s nice of you, but NO, I’ll pass. No, no, no. It’s OK. You know, the story... You kiss the frog, I turn into a prince and we get to do it, so let’s get to it. It’s not that I don’t appreciate the offer. It’s very nice. You’re just not exactly what I was looking for, so... Ouh. No. Ahh... That’s fucken great. Jesus. I’m sorry I’m no Prince Charming. Oh, I’ve upset you. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to, I just... Well, you did. I left behind a good thing for you. I have like... a frog wife. I have like nine hundred tadpoles. Forget it. I guess I should have known How could she ever love me? I went from slimy and green but still I hoped that she’d see that something in me. I guess he’s not that bad. He’s only kind of fat. P 90 X My friends tell me to leave they cannot stand his web feet. But I’m trying to see. I love you every day. That’s all I wanted. What about our kids? They’ll be fine. Green is the new black. We’ll finally learn to see What it means to be free If you settle on me (LOUD CROAK) Ah! No. I cannot do this. Ahhhh. Fuuuucccckkkk! Hey, guess what, princess You changed me again. My green balls are blue now. OK. Look. I’m sorry. You’re just... Fucken tease. ...not what I had in mind. Why? If you must know when I kissed that frog I... was.. kind.. of... hoping for a... princess. Ha ha hhaaaaaa... Oh shit. Lady, if you wanted a princess you should have kissed a beaver.