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  • Batman has always been the pretty serious characters.

  • But then again, we are dealing with a billionaire playboy who dresses up in spandex to fight

  • crimedressed as a bat.

  • So, I guess in the stories things to get a little strange at times.

  • Saying that, I doubt anything will prepare you for the next batch of moments from the

  • Batman comics I’m about to unveilIf you thought bat nipples were bad, well hold on

  • to something

  • So, without waiting any longer, let’s explore the 10 most shocking and outrageous moments

  • from the Batman comics

  • 10.

  • BATMAN SINGS CHRISTMAS CAROLS WITH THE POLICE Batman #219, which some consider to be the

  • most boring comic ever created, sees Commissioner Gordon convince Batman to go carol singing

  • with several members of the Gotham City Police Department.

  • Amazingly, not a single crime is committed that evening in what could only be described

  • as a miracle for Gotham city.

  • Well there are several vignettes of people attempting to commit crimes but then deciding

  • not to.

  • There’s also an amazingly lucky scene where a woman is prevented from committing suicide

  • by the conveniently timed reappearance of her soldier husband who was missing in Vietnam,

  • all to the tune ofSanta Claus is Coming to Town.”

  • Batman and the Gotham City Police Department aren’t known to be the best of friends,

  • so it’s great to see them hanging out on this work night out.

  • Not to mention the fact that Batman looks amazing when he sings.

  • In fact, Batman has so much fun singing that he fails to realize the sun coming up, declaring,

  • It’s like the spirit of Christmas took hold on everyone.”

  • 9.

  • BATMAN DRESSES UP AS A RAINBOW If someone mentions their favourite bat suit,

  • the colours will usually include palettes of black, grey and blueBut did you know

  • that Batman has also worn pink yellow and green?

  • In 1957’s Detective Comics #241, Robin aka Dick Grayson injures his arm while saving

  • a little girl from runaway thieves.

  • To prevent the crooks from connecting the injury to Robin, Batman decides that the only

  • solution is to wear colourful eye-catching outfits.

  • The whole episode culminates with Batman capturing the criminals while wearing a rainbow costume,

  • providing the Dark Knight with some amusing one liners such as, “Theyll find no gold

  • at the end of this rainbowonly prison.”

  • It’s strange that Batman would go to such lengths in order to stop a bunch of criminals

  • from linking Dick Grayson to Robin via a bruised arm.

  • Then again, as Coco Chanel once said: “The best colour in the whole world, is the one

  • that looks good, on you.”

  •   8.

  • ZUR-EN-ARRH HANGS OUT WITH BAT-MITE In 2008, comic book legend Grant Morrison

  • went experimental by bringing back some obscure tropes from the Silver Age in a story arc

  • spanning Batman #676 to 681.

  • Anyway, in the story, Batman creates a back-up personality he can unleash in case of a psychological

  • attack on him, called the Batman of Zur-En-Arrh.

  • The name stems from a young Bruce mishearing his father’s last words.

  • He actually saysThe sad thing is they’d probably throw someone like Zorro in Arkham.”

  • Ok that’s kind of sentimentalBut the fact that this Zur-En-Arrh persona is fuelled

  • by crystal meth and dresses in yet another brightly coloured Batsuit made from trash

  • is ridiculous.

  • But as bizarre as all this is, it’s still somewhat creative and entertaining

  • That is until Bat-Mite shows up.

  • Bat-Mite is an Imp similar to the Superman villain Mister Mxyzptlk.

  • Appearing as a small childlike man in an ill-fitting costume, Bat-Mite possesses what appears to

  • be near-infinite magical power.

  • But unlike Mr Mxyzptlk, Bat-Mite idolizes Batman.

  • 7.

  • PRETTY MUCH ALL OF BATMAN: ODYSSEY After Adam West did his best to make Batman

  • the campiest fictional character in history, legendary artist Neal Adams single-handedly

  • turned the Dark Knight into the bad-ass masked vigilante we all know and love today.

  • Adams eventually left DC to work on other projects, but in 2010, he returned to bring

  • us Batman: Odyssey.

  • So most fans were naturally excited to hear the news.

  • But while Adams is an amazing artist, his writing skills leave much to be desired

  • Every issue starts off with endless exposition by a naked and hairy Bruce Wayne incoherently

  • blabbering on about pretty much everything that has ever happened to him in no particular

  • order.

  • Some of these rants include a history of trains, traveling to the centre of the Earth, meeting

  • the original Egyptian gods, meeting a cave man dressed as Batman, Batman riding dinosaurs,

  • Batman fighting a telepathic cyclops and also saying odd things like, “such an octopus

  • of a thing.”

  • There’s a lot of this disjointed story telling which ends abruptly with no conclusion, while

  • the naked Bruce Wayne in the panel keeps getting closer and closer to the reader.

  • 6.

  • BAT-BABY The Golden age era of Batman comics are a

  • good bit of fun for the whole family, but even here some stories take things too far.

  • In Batman #147, published in 1961, we witness a mad scientist’s ray gun turning Batman

  • into a toddler who decides to continue fighting crime under the guise of Bat-Baby.

  • Of course, Bat-Baby isn’t just any old baby.

  • The infant retains all the intelligence and strength of adult-sized Batman, only now he

  • is packed into a cute, pint-sized frame, fitted with black overalls and a modified cowl that

  • snugly fits over his chubby head

  • Bat-Baby fighting criminals is reminiscent of those awful kid movies such as the Son

  • of The Mask and frankly something George Lucas would indulge in.

  • The final nail in the cringe coffin is when Batman saysRobin I never thought there’d

  • be a time when you’d have to carry me in your arms like a baby.”

  • 5.

  • BATMAN WETS HIMSELF Many fans are understandably upset about Kevin

  • Smith’s Batman comics.

  • He introduced some childish and humiliating elements to the caped crusader’s backstory.

  • In Batman: Year One there is a scene where the young dark knight crashes a dinner of

  • Gotham’s corrupt and informs them that their criminal days are over.

  • In Kevin’s hands, this famous scene gets a new twist, as Batman admits to his protégé

  • years later that he was actually terrified during that moment.

  • So much so, that he pissed himself.

  • Most fans were hoping that this would end Kevin Smith’s Batman writing career, however

  • he went on to pencil many more, including the limited series Batman: Cacophony.

  • 4.

  • BATMAN GETS IT ON WITH BLACK CANARY In All-Star Batman and Robin #7, Black Canary

  • takes on a horde of criminals near the docks.

  • But she gets overwhelmed and hides behind some crates.

  • Luckily, Batman arrives on the scene to save her, brutally thrashing all the thugs and

  • setting them on fire with a bottle of bleach.

  • Not content with just that, Batman starts to beat the thugs while they are on fire while

  • Black Canary watches on, increasingly getting turned on in the process.

  • Batman then approaches Black Canary and they appear to have dry sex with their suits on

  • Pretty much everything about Frank Miller’s All-Star Batman and Robin is out of character

  • for the Dark Knight.

  • Throughout, he calls Robin retarded, makes the Boy Wonder eat rats, paints himself yellow

  • so he can bully the Green Lantern and constantly refers to himself asthe goddamn Batman.”

  • 3.

  • BATMAN GETS BATGIRL PREGNANT If you thought the incest in Star Wars was

  • bad, then listen to the next story.

  • The comic book Batman Beyond 2.0 is set two years after the end of the cartoon series

  • Batman Beyond.

  • In the story, Batman gets Barbara Gordon a.k.a. batgirl pregnant, while she is in a relationship

  • with Robin.

  • What’s worse, when Batgirl tells Bruce Wayne about the pregnancy, he promises hell stay

  • out of it and let Barbara break the bad news to Dick herself.

  • He then immediately breaks that promise by going and telling Dick everything.

  • To make matters even worse, Barbara suffers a miscarriage in the end.

  •   2.

  • BATMAN LAUGHS WITH THE JOKER In the Killing Joke by Alan Moore, The Joker

  • paralyzes Barbara Gordon by shooting her through the spine, and then he kidnaps her Dad, the

  • commissioner, and sends him through a fun house, driving him insane by drugging him

  • and showing him the images of her, naked and bloody on the floor.

  • But as usual, Batman saves the day.

  • Barbara is crippled but alive, Joker is caught, and commissioner Gordon is OK.

  • Now flash to Batman and the Joker standing in the rain, and the cops are on the way.

  • So Joker tells Batman a joke to which Batman start laughing, slow at first, and then louder

  • and louder.

  • The laughter quickly becomes contagious, and the Joker and Batman are standing in the rain,

  • laughing their asses off.

  • What you need to realize here is that, an hour earlier, this guy that Batman is laughing

  • with crippled one of his closest friends and tried to drive another insane.

  • And Batman is laughing at his joke.

  • Maniacally, even.

  • Some believe that This was the moment that truly broke Batman.

  • Batman is laughing because he is already gone.

  • The Joker is laughing because he knows he won.

  • He broke the Batman.

  • The last few panels are ambiguous, and many fans believe that Batman kills the Joker off

  • panel

  •   1.

  • BATMAN CRIES WITH SUPERMAN OVER ALIEN TENTACLE SEX

  • This mega-cringe adventure begins when Superman realizes that he and Batman deserve a break

  • from all that saving-the-world nonsense they do every day, so he invites Batman over to

  • chill at the Fortress of Solitude.

  • The Dark Knight accepts, because dealing with stressful situations in an emotionally healthy

  • way has always been a defining trait of Batman.

  • Their bromance is interrupted by a meteor full of aliens, which conveniently crashes

  • at the Fortress.

  • The tentacle aliens feed off Batman and Superman's emotions like some kind of supercharged mdma

  • and immediately start growing and mating with one another in what will quickly become a

  • recurring theme for your nightmares.

  • Our heroes just kind of awkwardly stand around, watching the copious amounts of tentacle sex

  • happen.

  • And then things get more weird, if that was possible.

  • The tentacles, which were already pretty penis-like to begin with, grow their own penises.

  • The aliens state that they need to feed on emotions to live, but rather than drain the

  • Earth and cause destruction, they decide to let themselves die, making this the easiest,

  • yet most psychologically scarring, victory in history.

  • Batman and Superman beg the aliens to live and then, in a moment we'd love to erase from

  • history, they start to cry as the tentacle aliens die.

  • So that's it, those are the 10 most cringe moments from the Batman comics, and I hope

  • you didn’t cringe too hard.

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