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  • What's up guys, hope you're doing well.

  • So this week I decided to make Top 100 Things Not To Say On A First Date.

  • Make sure to leave a comment down below about which number you thought was the funniest,

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  • 100) You look a lot different than your profile picture.

  • 99) I just get constipated really easily. 98) You look so much like my ex.

  • 97) Wait, so how much money do you make though? 96) My last relationship was a disaster. Woo!

  • 95) I've only been charged twice. 94) Are you on the pill?

  • 93) Who beat the case? I beat the case! 92) We can go back to my place once my parents

  • are asleep. 91) What's the average time you make a guy

  • wait? 90) I'll be right back, I gotta call my parole

  • officer. 89) I just wonder what our children would

  • look like together. 88) Do you want to see my Pokémon card collection?

  • 87) Don't Google me. 86) Is your sister single still?

  • 85) How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?

  • 84) Yeah, I actually was...engaged last week. 83) You know, you're the first real girl I've

  • been on a date with. 82) My therapist says I get really attached

  • to people. 81) I usually date models.

  • 80) I don't normally date black girls. 79) I think I hooked up with one of your friends.

  • 78) I normally don't date Mexicans though. -I'm not Mexican.

  • 77) My mom hates white girls. 76) Aren't all Hispanic people Mexican?

  • -No. What do you mean?

  • -No! 75) Yes they are.

  • 74) I didn't get my welfare check yet so...you might have to get all this.

  • 73) Can we make this quick. I'm meeting someone after this.

  • 72) She's a little bit hotter than you also. 71) This is fun. Gotta get back. Move on.

  • 70) So is that like a Wonder-Bra?

  • 69) So...what bra-size do you wear? 68) Could you please breathe through your nose!

  • 67) People always confuse prison with jail. I've only been to one.

  • 66) Did you see our waitress though? She's kinda hot.

  • 65) My family actually has a history of mental illness.

  • 64) Are you a virgin? 63) Can we get married so I can get my green card?

  • 62) Mom? Yeah, I found someone. We'll be over

  • later, just make sure you have some clothes on.

  • 61) I actually have 13 toes. 60) The only reason I'm here is because I

  • lost a bet. 59) I get $20 extra if I get you to come home

  • with me. 58) We could split it.

  • 57) We're like boyfriend and girlfriend, right? 56) You'd be way cuter if you would just like grow

  • your hair out. 55) Stop what you're doing now...

  • 54) ...and start looking better is what I'm saying. I'm trying to help you out, ok?

  • 53) Hopefully my ex doesn't interfere in this relationship.

  • 52) Wait, so like, are those like, real? 51) Could you loan me $200 dollars?

  • -What? 50) OK, $150.

  • 49) She's crazy. I had a restraining order.

  • 48) Can I touch them? -No.

  • 47) She's literally crazy. 46) Like psychotic.

  • 45) She has to take pills every 30 minutes. 44) Yeah, well two. One's for the herpes...I

  • didn't get it. 43) I'm a carrier.

  • 42) I'm pretty sure I'm straight. 41) Everyone has herpes.

  • -No, everyone does not. 40) I just get out of rehab again so...

  • 39) This is my third time. I think it'll work. 38) I only asked you out because my parents

  • thought I was gay. -Are you serious?

  • Yeah...unfortunately. 37) How much do you weigh?

  • 36) What are you like 170? 35) 180?

  • 34) Yeah, my ex, she mysteriously disappeared. They never found her body.

  • 33) And they never will. 32) How many guys have you been with?

  • 31) How many people have you slept with? 30) More or less than 10 guys?

  • 29) I'm just looking for someone who can financially support me.

  • 28) More or less than 30? 27) How do you feel about role-playing?

  • 26) Wanna hear a funny rape joke? 25) How do you feel about cross-dressing?

  • 24) I got to take this. This is my girlfriend. I'll be back.

  • Your girlfriend? 23) How do you feel about gonorrhea?

  • 22) --I'm going to go use the restroom really quick, ok?

  • Ok, number one or number two? 21) I'm not allowed 500 feet within a school.

  • 20) Do you want to come to my family reunion tomorrow?

  • 19) Would you mind if I live-tweeted our date right now?

  • 18) What size are those? They're going to want to know.

  • -Are you serious right now? I'll estimate.

  • 17) I want to move out. I just like living with my mom.

  • 16) I was thinking you could pay for dinner tonight.

  • 15) I'll get the next one though. 14) --Hey

  • Does your breath always smell like this? 13) I just don't have time for a job right

  • now. You know what I'm saying? 12) Wait, so just add me on Facebook right

  • now. Hold on, I'll do it actually cause I'm hard to find. Search options. Ohh, here we

  • go. I'm right there. Friends! -Oh yay.

  • 11) Wait, you want to put in a relationship though?

  • 10) You sounded a lot skinnier on the phone. 9) I'll be back. I gotta go take a dump right

  • quick. Oh my goodness! 8) This is normally when I'm playing World

  • of Warcraft. 7) Ugh! What the!

  • 6) Hold this right quick. 5) I hate dogs.

  • 4) I just pictured you naked. Oops! 3) I was actually born a woman.

  • 2) I think...I think I love you. You know what? You know what?

  • -No, I'm sorry. Will you marry me?

  • -I can't do this. I'm sorry. Will you marry me? Don't walk...don't go away!

  • Don't go! It was nice meeting you.

  • 1) I know where you live.

  • I'm a grown man.

What's up guys, hope you're doing well.

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