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  • - I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN TWO YEARS.

  • - HAS IT BEEN THAT LONG?

  • - SINCE YOU'VE BEEN ON THE SHOW. - A LOT HAS CHANGED...

  • - BOY, A LOT HAS CHANGED. - IN TWO YEARS.

  • - I KNOW. LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE, I WAS RENEWING YOUR VOWS.

  • YOU REMEMBER THAT?

  • - [laughs] YES, I DO.

  • - YEAH, SO NOW YOU HAVE A BABY. - YEAH.

  • [laughs]

  • - CAN WE JUST SHOW A PICTURE OF THAT PRECIOUS BABY?

  • [audience ohs]

  • - AW, I WAS TRYING TO BRING SOME NEW PHOTOS FOR YOU,

  • AND THEY'RE ON MY PHONE,

  • AND I WAS TRYING TO SEND THEM TO YOUR PRODUCER

  • TO GET YOU SOME NEW PHOTOS OF HER, SO--

  • - 'CAUSE HOW OLD ARE THOSE, LIKE, A MONTH OLD?

  • 'CAUSE THEY CHANGE EVERY DAY, RIGHT?

  • - SHE CHANGES ALL THE TIME.

  • YOU KNOW, ONE DAY SHE'LL LOOK LIKE KANYE.

  • ONE DAY SHE'LL LOOK LIKE ME. - MM-HMM.

  • - IT'S SO CRAZY.

  • AND HER PERSONALITY IS SO CUTE.

  • SHE IS REALLY CALM AND REALLY QUIET.

  • - YOU'RE LUCKY.

  • - I KNOW. I'VE BEEN TOLD.

  • I'VE BEEN TOLD THAT IT'S--

  • - HOW OLD IS SHE NOW? I'M SORRY.

  • - SHE'S SEVEN MONTHS YESTERDAY.

  • - WOW.

  • NOW, HAVE YOU ALWAYS WANTED A CHILD?

  • - I ALWAYS WANTED ABOUT SIX.

  • - REALLY?

  • - AFTER HAVING HER, I WOULD HAVE A MILLION,

  • BUT I WOULD--THE PREGNANCY,

  • I WOULDN'T REALLY WISH THAT UPON ANYONE.

  • - WELL-- - ANYONE.

  • - THEN YOU CAN ADOPT.

  • - I MEAN, I WOULD GO-- IT'S ALL WORTH IT IN THE END,

  • SO I WOULD DEFINITELY SUFFER THROUGH THAT,

  • BUT PREGNANCY WAS NOT A GOOD EXPERIENCE FOR ME.

  • - YEAH.

  • - I CAN'T--YOU KNOW, WOMEN WHO SAY

  • THAT IT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING--

  • - THEY ARE LYING. - YEAH.

  • - THEY ARE LYING TO YOU.

  • I'M TELLING YOU. - I THINK SO.

  • - KOURTNEY SAID THAT.

  • MY MOM SAID THAT.

  • I WAS LITERALLY GIVING BIRTH, AND I LOOKED AT MY MOM,

  • AND I SAID, "I'M GOING TO GET YOU A MEDAL.

  • LIKE, "YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING FOR WHAT"--

  • AND MY LABOR WAS EASY.

  • BUT JUST THE WHOLE PREGNANCY WAS SO--

  • I HAD, YOU KNOW, A FEW MEDICAL ISSUES,

  • SO IT WAS REALLY TOUGH, AND I GAINED A LOT OF WEIGHT,

  • BUT IT WAS JUST-- THEY ARE ALL LYING TO YOU

  • IF ANYONE SAYS IT'S EASY.

  • - WHAT IS THE WORST PART ABOUT IT?

  • I MEAN, OTHER THAN FEELING LIKE

  • THERE'S AN ALIEN INSIDE OF YOUR BODY.

  • THAT, TO ME, WOULD FEEL LIKE--

  • PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "OH, IT JUST KICKED."

  • I'D BE LIKE, "AH!"

  • - YEAH. [laughs]

  • IT'S JUST--YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S A REAL HEAD TRIP

  • TO TRY AND--

  • YOU KNOW, YOUR BODY IS GOING THROUGH SO MANY CHANGES

  • THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN,

  • AND I REMEMBER KOURTNEY GAVE ME

  • "WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN YOU'RE EXPECTING,"

  • AND I SAT THERE IN BED READING IT HYSTERICALLY CRYING.

  • AND I'M LIKE, "YOU MADE IT SO MUCH WORSE."

  • LIKE, "I'M GIVING THIS BACK TO YOU.

  • I HOPE NONE OF THESE CHANGES HAPPEN TO ME."

  • AND IT WAS JUST--IT WAS REALLY HARD MENTALLY ON ME, I THINK.

  • AND WITH A FEW, LIKE, PHYSICAL PROBLEMS

  • THAT I WAS GOING THROUGH,

  • IT WAS JUST HARD BEING IN AND OUT OF THE DOCTOR'S

  • AND THE HOSPITAL AND STUFF LIKE THAT.

  • - AND THEN YOU'RE GETTING HOUNDED CONSTANTLY BY PAPARAZZI,

  • SO THAT'S NOT EASY.

  • IF YOUR HORMONES ARE GOING CRAZY ANYWAY,

  • AND THEN YOU'VE GOT-- YOUR LIFE IS A WHIRLWIND.

  • - I WAS ACTUALLY REALLY CALM.

  • MY HORMONES WEREN'T REALLY GOING CRAZY.

  • WELL, I DON'T THINK.

  • YOU MIGHT WANT TO ASK, LIKE, KANYE OR SOMEONE, BUT--

  • - YEAH.

  • - I THINK I WAS PRETTY CALM.

  • I JUST--I THINK WITH ALL OF THE MEDICAL ISSUES--

  • I HAD PREECLAMPSIA.

  • THAT WAS REALLY TOUGH.

  • SO--

  • - I DON'T KNOW PREECLAMPSIA.

  • I DON'T KNOW--

  • - IT IS JUST A CONDITION THAT YOU GET WHEN YOU'RE PREGNANT

  • THAT, IT COULD BE PRETTY HARMFUL FOR THE MOM,

  • SO I HAD TO DELIVER EARLY.

  • BUT I WOULDN'T TAKE ANY OF IT BACK,

  • BECAUSE I HAVE THE MOST ADORABLE,

  • SWEETEST BABY IN THE WORLD.

  • - SHE'S PRECIOUS.

  • AND IS KANYE A HANDS-ON DAD?

  • IS HE A GOOD DAD?

  • - HE IS, HONESTLY, THE MOST AMAZING DAD.

  • HE LOVES HER SO MUCH.

  • HE JUST LEFT TO GO OUT OF TOWN,

  • SO I SEND HIM A PICTURE AND VIDEO EVERY DAY,

  • AND HE'S LIKE, "SHE GREW UP SO MUCH."

  • - AND I'M LIKE, "BABE, IT'S BEEN ONE DAY.

  • "YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HER IN A DAY.

  • NOT A LOT HAS CHANGED."

  • BUT HE REALLY IS A HANDS-ON DAD.

  • HE--

  • - DIAPERS?

  • - HE'S NOT A DIAPER KIND OF GUY. AND THAT'S OKAY.

  • - NO, I DON'T MEAN, DOES HE WEAR THEM.

  • I MEAN, DOES HE-- DOES HE CHANGE THEM?

  • - NO, HE'S NOT A DIAPER CHANGING KIND OF GUY.

  • - NO? - BUT HE WOULD.

  • YOU KNOW, IF IT'S AN EMERGENCY, HE WILL.

  • BUT I LOVE THAT TIME.

  • I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT I LOVE MY TIME WITH HER

  • WHEN SHE'S ON THE CHANGING TABLE.

  • SHE TRIES TO TALK SO MUCH,

  • AND I REALLY ENJOY THAT BONDING TIME WHEN I'M WITH HER.

  • - THAT'S JUST-- I MEAN, I JUST--OH.

  • - THAT'S A NEW THING.

  • - IS THAT ONE OF THE NEW ONES? DID THEY GET ONE?

  • - THAT WAS-- WE WERE IN UTAH SKIING,

  • AND WE WERE IN THIS INTENSE MONOPOLY GAME,

  • AND SHE JUST WANTED TO SIT AND WATCH THE GAME WITH US.

  • SO I GAVE--LIKE, HE WAS GIVING HER A LITTLE PIGGYBACK RIDE.

  • - YOU'RE SO LUCKY THAT WHEN YOU SAY SHE'S GOOD AND SHE'S QUIET--

  • SO SHE SLEEPS THROUGH THE NIGHT AND STUFF LIKE THAT?

  • - SLEEPS THROUGH THE NIGHT.

  • SO THIS WAS HER YESTERDAY.

  • I WAS TRYING SOME BOWS ON TO SEND HIM A PICTURE OF HER,

  • 'CAUSE SHE DOESN'T WEAR A LOT OF BOWS,

  • AND MY NIECE, PENELOPE, WEARS SO MANY HEADBANDS,

  • SO I WAS TRYING ALL THESE BOWS ON HER,

  • AND SHE REALLY LIKED THEM,

  • SO I THINK SHE'S GONNA START WEARING SOME BOWS.

  • - SHE IS ABSOLUTELY PRECIOUS.

  • ANYWAY, WE'LL TAKE A BREAK,

  • AND MORE WITH KIM AFTER THIS.

  • [cheers and applause]

- I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN TWO YEARS.

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    EZ Wang   に公開 2017 年 05 月 15 日
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