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  • Singing to the radio (terribly)

  • Plush! Hoohoo, this'll do!

  • Good mooning, how are we?

  • Alright? I'm Smithy. Heard you had a problem with your pipes. Are these complimentary?

  • (More singing to the radio)

  • "Because I..." Need a piss.

  • Hold on. Can we help you, mate?

  • (Mumbling)

  • Actually, since you asked, erm,

  • you could reimburse my plane ticket I bought to Austria three years ago

  • under the assumption that you might qualify for the euros!

  • JT, to them.

  • Me, budgie, dirt box, Chinese Alan

  • Dino and Dino's brother all booked that ticket to Austria three years ago

  • because it was inconceivable to us that England wouldn't qualify for the European Championships!

  • That means without the beer festival the whole thing would have been a waste of time!

  • And yet I still believe in you.

  • I believe in every single one of you.

  • Crouchy. When I look at you

  • everything tells me you should be rubbish at football and yet you're brilliant.

  • And you know why?

  • Because of this: The Robot!

  • Yeah? Where's it gone?

  • You were hitting them right, left, center, all over the park when that was there!

  • I know what's happened. You've started to fear the robot.

  • You've got to let the robot fear you.

  • I'm talking like staple, tray service

  • swivel, can, open, drinkity drink drink yeah?

  • What about some of these? A few turns in there?

  • If you score a hat-trick, pull out the rope, pull out the rope.

  • David James.

  • You're England's number one. You are the best you've

  • ever been and you know why? Cos you've stopped dicking around with your hair!

  • We've had it white, red, 'fro, corn rows okay? Let's just..

  • In fact, this goes for the whole team, okay? From now on, we either shave it off

  • or it's a short back and sides, okay?

  • And Becks, you are not exempt from this.

  • Ashley.

  • You know what, you're my favourite left back.

  • In the world. And it hurts me to say that, cos I hate Chelsea.

  • Just one question:

  • What the hell's your missus doing halfway up Mt Kilimanjaro

  • with Gary Barlow and Chris Moyles?

  • She is a footballer's wife, I'm talking breakfast, lunch, dinner, laundry.

  • If she starts behaving like a proper footballer's wife you will vast improvements on the pitch.

  • Frank. Frankie. Actually... do you know, um...

  • Oh, do you know, err, do you know Steven Gerrard?

  • Big scouse guy, yeah, he's got that unfortunate forward hairline?

  • Yeah, always talk like that: (accented mumbling)

  • Yeah, you know him? Yeah, who I'm talking about? You like him? You get on with him?

  • Play like it then!

  • Maybe look up and pass to him every now and then!

  • Okay? 'Cos you are really good at football, okay?

  • And he is as good if not a teensy bit better.

  • I got time for you Frank. You know that.

  • Shaun.

  • What I what I think we need to work on

  • is raising the profile, you know what I mean?

  • I'm talking clothing line, sports shoe, soft-drink, yeah?

  • Chinese Alan's brother in law has actually got Danielle Lloyd's phone number.

  • So, pass that to you, you two (implications)

  • Raise the profile, yeah?

  • Becks, I know you're cool, gimme five.

  • You and me, we're Essex boys and proud, you know?

  • You went to the same school as my little sister, so practically related.

  • It's cool, we'll text it or go down the pub, whatever you like, yeah?

  • You're a beautiful man. With a beautiful face.

  • JT. You are the last bastion of the old fashioned English center back.

  • You're like Terry Butcher with a bandage round your head.

  • Until you miss a penalty!

  • (mocking crying)

  • Right? I've had enough of this.

  • We save the tears for home. And that goes for all of us.

  • Football's not about individuals... Football's not about solo efforts,

  • it's about a team. And you know how we make a team work, right?

  • How?

  • I'm glad you asked.

  • I'm glad you asked. David Beckham.

  • You've got to hold. And give. And do it at the right time.

  • You can be slow or fast but you must get to the line.

  • They might hit you, they might hurt you,

  • defend, attack, there's only one way to beat them,

  • And that's around the back.

  • So stop you if you can 'cos you're the England man!

  • And what you're looking at is the master plan. We're no hooligans,

  • this ain't a football song, three lions on our chests, you know we can't go wrong,

  • we're singing for England, you're playing for England! Come on!

  • Come on Crouchy, yeah! Becks, come on! Yes, JT!

  • (shouting)

  • Cheers mate, amazing. Amazing. Thank you for- shhhh

  • You. You talk on the pitch. Now get out of my sight!

  • the

Singing to the radio (terribly)

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Smithy meets the England Football Team | Comic Relief

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    nick brian   に公開 2017 年 04 月 20 日
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