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  • - I remember in fourth grade,

  • everyone had to bring in a box of tissues.

  • I have a strong memory of that.

  • I don't remember learning too much,

  • but I remember I had to bring in my box of tissues.

  • (funk music)

  • - [Voiceover] Explain photosynthesis.

  • - (sighs) I know what this is,

  • I think it's like when a flower...

  • (laughs)

  • - This is when the sun is shining

  • on flowers and things

  • and there's rain and (laughing) this is how things grow.

  • - Plants receive light from the sun

  • and they like, stay alive.

  • - The plant takes in water and sunlight

  • through the cell wall and converts it to energy.

  • (bell dings)

  • - [Voiceover] What are the three branches of government?

  • - God, I should know this.

  • I'm an adult. Dammit.

  • - Judicial, legislative, Obama.

  • - I've been watching a lot of House of Cards

  • but that's not helping.

  • - There's the executive branch, which is the president,

  • the judicial branch, which is the Supreme Court,

  • and then there is the legislative branch,

  • which is the Senate and Congress.

  • (bell dings)

  • - [Voiceover] The American Civil War, when was it?

  • - (laughing) I do not know.

  • - Was that before World War I and II or after?

  • - I don't think it was that early.

  • - 1960s? No, no, no.

  • Maybe it was before.

  • 1930s?

  • - Columbus sailed the ocean blue in 1492.

  • He's a huge asshole, Columbus.

  • - The American Civil War was between 1861 and 1865.

  • (bell dings)

  • - [Voiceover] What is 23 divided by four in mixed numerals?

  • - So, that means...

  • - This is like, how many vodka sodas I can have in one night

  • divided by the number of hours it probably takes

  • for me to metabolize.

  • (muttering)

  • - I feel like I've completely forgotten how to divide things

  • but multiplication's still there, so...

  • - Four, eight, 16, 20,

  • and then if it were 24, it'd be five, obviously.

  • Yeah. No. Six, it'd be six.

  • - 20, wait, yeah.

  • Right. What?

  • Is that right?

  • - Is this the mixed numerals?

  • - It's four and 3/4, right?

  • No, wait, that's not right.

  • - Brunch is $23, divided by four people.

  • - You finally stumped me with this simple division

  • that a fourth grader would definitely know.

  • - Yeah, it's like five bucks, $5.10 each, I think.

  • - That's the answer key.

  • Boobless.

  • - Also, just for like, kids watching,

  • college is way easier than the fourth grade.

  • Like, way easier.

  • You like, talk about your opinion and then you leave.

- I remember in fourth grade,

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Adults Try To Pass A Fourth Grade Test

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    Crystal   に公開 2017 年 01 月 19 日
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