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  • P: I love video games, don't we

  • M: YEAH

  • *schoolgirl giggle*

  • M: I mean..

  • *confused* P: What game do we have for us today?

  • M:eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh....

  • overcooked?

  • *Epic silence as Mariza said the most smartest thing since *that's what she said*

  • *Steve Harvey voice* SURVEYS SAY

  • *ding*

  • *Audience cheering*

  • P: I will be....... *thinks*

  • P: This guy because he has glasses....

  • P: That one?

  • M: Yeah! Dat one

  • P: We have to work together! (Oh boy..)

  • This game is ALL about teamwork! (Because we all know how well that works now.)

  • What happened was......

  • Uhhhh

  • Trump became president D:

  • *Signal Lost*

  • *random grumble noises coming from weird onion king thing*

  • P: What the fuck?

  • P: Is that us??

  • P: That's us :D

  • M: That's me :)

  • P: Why are we so fat?

  • *end of world choir music*

  • P: Is that a giant meatball?!

  • [Swedish meatball?]

  • P: Is that a gian..

  • P: It's a giant meatball! (Don't talk about yoour mom that way >:O)

  • P: Spaghetti meatball!

  • P: I knew Sweden would take over

  • *dragon roar*

  • *French horn*

  • P: You need to pick up an ingredient...

  • M: BOOM!! (wait poom?)

  • P: Alright gimme the..gimme the lettuce

  • P: Gimme the lettuce ASAP woma...

  • P: Hey man just put it here

  • M: Put it there!

  • P: Okay it's my chop to cut the lettuce.. OK

  • *Chopnese*

  • M: What is thi...

  • P: No, so put that down somewhere else

  • P: And then press A infront of that

  • M: Euhhhhhhh

  • It is Wednesday my dudes

  • M: Euhhhhhhh

  • P: Now gimme the tomatoes

  • I will chop the tomato for you Marzia don't worry

  • We made a salad

  • M: Of course

  • P: The most simple dish....

  • P: To a meatball.

  • P: Okay so the order shows up there and we don't have that much tiiime

  • M: Oh

  • P: Gimme that lettuce.

  • P: Calm down Marzia

  • M: Takin' too long m8

  • P: Ohhh my god *laughs*

  • M: Takin' too long

  • P: C'mon!

  • *More Chopnese*

  • P: We gotta feed the meatba...

  • P: I'm Already stressed out

  • M: I'm TRRYYIIIN

  • P: What are you doin'? >:l

  • M: Look where they *mumbles*

  • P: UNACCEPTABLE!

  • P: The salad is raw! (gordan saladsmayyyyy)

  • M: Wait, why did you cut these?

  • M: come on m8

  • P:I'm.. trying to cut *gulp* things

  • M: Stop cutting lettuce

  • P: I'm tryna impress Kevin over here OK?

  • M: *gasp* Oh no!

  • M: OH NO!

  • P: Marzia, the salad!!

  • M: I didn't see it.. NO!

  • P: The beast will not be sa..

  • P: What's the matter with you?! >:l

  • M: I..I was right infront of him!

  • P: I'm driving this. Are you driving it?

  • P: I can drive it too :D

  • P: We're driving it together

  • P: Nonono this way

  • M: Wooo!!!!

  • M: Which way?

  • P: Th..this way

  • M: This way?

  • P: This way!

  • P: This... *Pfft*

  • P: Stop

  • P: Okay we're making soup now

  • *Random exhale*

  • M: The pressure...

  • P: The pressure!

  • P: *Mario accent* ahh we making the soup together Marzia.

  • P: You want-a the onion!?

  • P: I will chop the onions you- you don't worry

  • P: How do you put it in?

  • P: Okay I put one in!

  • M: What do I...?

  • P: "X"

  • *Chopnese*

  • P: You do not cut onion fast enough

  • P: What-a you doing!? you crazy woooman!

  • P: Ok put the soup there

  • M: Here?

  • P: .. There

  • P: Here

  • [Teamwork Intensifies]

  • P: You were gonna put the soup in the trash you crazy!

  • P: THE SOUP IS READY TO SERVE!

  • P: MARZIA!

  • M: How do I give it?

  • P: Give me the soup

  • P: Oh my god we have a fire Marzia!

  • M: Wh..why is it not going into the middle?

  • P: Specially ... cra-

  • M: Bro!

  • M: What?

  • P: *Mario voice again* Saarry!

  • P: Sorry mamamia I didnt know!

  • M: Oh my God! Oh my God its burning!

  • P: Italian... Oh you burn the soupa? Gordan Ramsey would not be pleased!

  • LOOK AT MY EYES! NOT AS PISSED AS I AM?! (yeasss)

  • P: Yeah we make A LOT of onion soups

  • M: But why do we-

  • P: It's our most popular dish

  • M: CLEAN THE DISHES M8!

  • P: I'm trying!

  • M: you're doing nothing right now.

  • P: *Panics* We have 10 seconds for the next soup!

  • M: Nooo!!!

  • P: HURRY UPPP!

  • M: The soup is ready just clean these...

  • P: OMG clean cl cl cl cleeaan

  • P: Ok ok ok, ok

  • P: Come here! X6

  • P: NOOO

  • P: DAMMIT!

  • P: DAMMIT!

  • [FFX to Zanarkand OST] (rip)

  • Look at all these pans! (god darn it do it better)

  • [Music continues]

  • Why just talk to me WHY? (yea why...)

  • [Music continues]

  • Get it in the BIN! (yea and dont move)

  • [Music still continues]

  • Take that off and fucking get outta here! (you better do that or he will roast u)

  • [Music still continues further]

  • Get out! And you! Leave that jacket and GET OUT! (sad poods)

  • [Sadness and Despair] *i cri everitiem ;-;*

  • GET OUT!

  • M: We got 3!

  • [FF Victory fanfare]

  • M: Wait there are actual people-

  • M: Come on! P: OK! Eyy EY EYY! You lock-a we move a

  • P: You're burning the soup!

  • P: Shit!

  • P: Shit! M: Dont worry!

  • M: I got it! *laughs*

  • P: Were so bad at this cmon!

  • *Scream of panic*

  • P: Stop burning and put it on the freaking plate!

  • P: Don't do the chopping i'm the choppa!

  • *Arghablargh* You should be ashamed!

  • M: Bro you gotta serve them!

  • P: Yeah but that's your job!

  • M: N- Why is every-

  • P: It's close to yo-

  • (Teamwork at it's finest)

  • P: I'll do the dishes youyouyo- ugh

  • M: The burning!

  • P: Why are you taking them there. Oh OK nevermind

  • *Screaming*

  • [Music plays]

  • P: Don't worry I got this!

  • "I Need A Hero" plays in the background^

  • P: This happens all the time

  • "How do you walk?" - Marzia 2016

  • P: Shhieet!

  • *Laughing*

  • P: Great, well were overcooked now!

  • *I think i smoked too many blunts i can never stop*

  • P: You're gonna have to run- There you go run!

  • P: RUN!

  • P: Run and serve that tomato soup!

  • P: Go Marzia! Go Marzia!

  • P: Yes!

  • P: What am I doing? Why am I here?

  • P: Would you guys like to try some?

  • M: Brooo! Were- P: Ohh So-sorry I'm trying to bring more customers

  • P: Teamwork! *Ding ding ding* It's all in- times up. We did good! That was good!

  • M: That's it!

  • [Both laughs]

  • P: Yeah... M: Disappointment

  • M: They look so good

  • P: There you go. First dish! GO!

  • *Both Screaming*

  • P: What is happening!? *laughs*

  • [More laughter]

  • P: What the heh-ell

  • M: Fast!

  • P: OK! Alright! You ready?

  • M: GO!

  • P: You ready? Well it's not finished, there you go. GOOO!

  • P: GooOOOOOO! Yess

  • P: I hate this job M: I need another!

  • P: I hate- What do you need?

  • M: A tomato.

  • P: Cmon we need 3 stars!

  • M: What do you need?

  • P: *Distorted* EVERYTHING! (Including your soul!)

  • P: Give me an onion

  • M: (Gives mushroom) Ohh it's the mushrooms.. Nevermind...

  • P: *Did she really just do that*

  • P: I quit..

  • M: Hey! oh..

  • P: Cmon 3 stars!

  • M: I feel- I feel like we..

  • [Sad piano plays... Again..]

  • *Zooming in to Blue Sum- i mean Ainsley*

  • GET OUT!

  • P: Were making burgers now Maaarzia!

  • M: Burgers? P: This aint no joke!

  • M: Bro, put it here! HERE! P: We gotta chop the steak into- and not- We gotta chop it first

  • P: NONONO thats not ready!

  • You serve your shit like that. Take your jacket, and FUCK OFF!

  • *BASSBOOSTED* Yes chef

  • M: I'm putting you the steak there OK?

  • P: I still need the-

  • M: We need communication! P: It needs to be chopped!

  • M: IT'S RAW!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • *Pewds turns into RIck from Rick and Morty*

  • P: Eeeuuhhhh

  • P: OK, so a steak takes a lot of time to make-

  • P: right? M: NO!

  • P: So it makes sense that we keep cooking it

  • P: Listen, I worked in the fastfood business. I understand how it work!

  • M: The one on top!

  • P: Yeah! Got it! (Goes to the bottom)

  • M: I said the one on top!

  • P: This one needs!

  • M: TOLD YOU THE ONE ON TOP!

  • P: *I dont even know anymore sceam*

  • [Both laughs]

  • P: Sorry I didn't know I was dating Gordon Ramsay, Jesus Christ!

  • GET OUT!

  • [Teamwork]

  • P: MOOOVE!

  • M: Thats what we need in that one!

  • M: Serve it! P: Ok! Ok!

  • [Focus]

  • [Cooking]

  • [QUICKLY TO THE MOTHERSHIP!!!!!!!!!]

  • [Intense focus]

  • [Cooking intensity intensifies]

  • [Intense focused cooking intensity intensifies]

  • *Looping*

  • *Looping Continues*

  • *I think i smoked too many blunts and i can't never stop*

  • [Victory cheer]