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  • - It's back-to-school time, yay!

  • That's sucks.

  • Because many of you are back to school,

  • I decided that I wanted to share some advice with you.

  • When I was in school, there was a lot of things

  • that my teachers would tell me not to do

  • that research has since shown

  • to be actually beneficial for students,

  • so I decided that I wanted to share those with you,

  • in case your teacher ever tells you to not do these things.

  • Dis gon be one dem edu-ma-cational videos.

  • Texting friends is a waste of time!

  • Actually, research shows

  • that texting can actually improve language skills,

  • and the earlier that you start, the better it works,

  • 'cause research shows that the better your texting skills,

  • the better your reading and writing skills,

  • and the reason for that

  • is because kids aren't texting these days

  • instead of writing short stories and poetry.

  • Kids are texting instead of not doing anything at all.

  • Let's be honest.

  • How many of you would willingly write stuff out

  • if email and texting didn't exist?

  • I would say probably a very small percentage of you,

  • you lazy (beep)!

  • Chewing gum in class is a distraction!

  • Actually, chewing gum helps you focus and concentrate,

  • as well as relieve stress and tension.

  • Believe it or not,

  • even the military uses gum

  • to help soldiers stay sharp,

  • and if that wasn't impressive enough,

  • gum can actually increase your memory

  • as much as 35%.

  • That means, if you're performing a tedious task,

  • like cramming all night for an exam,

  • you should have a mouthful of Bazooka Joe.

  • The gum, not the person.

  • I don't even know if there is a person

  • named Bazooka Joe.

  • It's not sexual.

  • (Clears throat) Moving on.

  • Listening to your iPod distracts from your studying!

  • Music can actually be used to improve your studying,

  • if you use it correctly.

  • The music doesn't have to be Mozart,

  • but it should be instrumental and moderately paced,

  • which should be pretty obvious,

  • because who's going to be able to memorize Shakespeare

  • when all you hear is

  • (Indian vocal music)

  • Really though, listening to music while studying

  • blocks out annoying distractions,

  • which increases performance

  • and helps you relax and concentrate.

  • Doodling in class is counter-productive!

  • Actually, doodling is the exact opposite

  • of what most people think.

  • By preventing the brain

  • from going into a brain-fart-type coma

  • during really boring things,

  • such as, say, I don't know, lectures,

  • it actually helps you to concentrate

  • a lot more than a non-doodler,

  • so, as it turns out,

  • that treasure chest full of dick pictures that you drew

  • is actually be beneficial for you.

  • (Latin music)

  • Daydreaming is a waste of time!

  • While daydreaming may seem like pure procrastination,

  • it's actually a very useful thinking tool.

  • You know how they say

  • we only use a small fraction of our brain?

  • Well, daydreaming actually helps unlock

  • huge chunks of the rest of our brain,

  • which can help with problem solving and breakthroughs,

  • 'cause, think about it,

  • have you ever noticed that,

  • when you're concentrating really hard

  • and you're stressed about something,

  • that it just seems like nothing's quite getting through?

  • That's basically because

  • you're shutting down the rest of your brain

  • because you're thinking so hard.

  • Sometimes solving a problem

  • actually requires you to stop concentrating

  • on solving that problem

  • and just let your mind drift.

  • That's also why you hear a lot of people say

  • they've had breakthrough ideas

  • when in the shower or taking a dump,

  • which is actually

  • how I came up with the concept for this video.

  • (gasps) That's a great idea!

  • (farts)

  • So, if you're ever in class,

  • and your teacher tells you

  • to stop doing any of those things,

  • just tell her to go educate herself,

  • you (beep) cow!

  • No, but tell her to check out the links below this video.

  • It's all true.

  • That's all for this video, guys,

  • and I will see you next Saturday.

  • Peace. (electronic fanfare)

  • (beep) (burps)

  • (silence)

  • (gasps) That's a great idea idea!

  • (gasps) That's a great idea idea!

- It's back-to-school time, yay!

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