字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント (Yawning) (Passing gas) - All right. Uh, what's your password? - It's logjammin1800. - Let me just get one. It's just one. - Oh, now you're going Maverick. - Now I'm just shaping. - Are you plucking my forehead? - You have a hair there. (Snoring) - Hey, Kelsey, did I forget my keys? Thank you. - Your mom's calling me. - Answer it. - Well, what does she want? - I don't ... I don't know. - What do I do? - Answer the phone. - Hi, Julie. Do you have any sweatpants I can borrow? - These are my favorite pair of sweatpants. - Thank you. - Be good to them. - Love you, too. Bye. What? What'd I miss? - Nothing much. - What? - Did you do something different? - No, why? - You look cute. - Let me get those nose hairs. - No, I don't have any nose hairs. - You have nose hairs. - Prove it. - Fine. - We're agreed. - It's settled then. - We're not getting a dog. - No dog. - Hold on, you have something. - Oh. Oh, sorry. Did you get it? - No, it's like really in there. - God. These smell funny. - You're brushing him the wrong way. - I'm sorry. We won't get a dog. - It's going to die in 12 years, eight if we're lucky. - Eight if we're lucky? What...?