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  • - (spooky voice) This video is just a dream!

  • I just realized that I filmed that,

  • and I forgot to put my pants back on.

  • I filmed without my pants!

  • The heat's on in my apartment, it's hot!

  • So having dreams are pretty common,

  • and if you're anything like me,

  • you actually remember the dream

  • sometimes when you wake up.

  • And that can either be really cool,

  • or really weird, 'cause, like,

  • I have this recurring dream where

  • I'm running down the street, and I'm wearing a dress,

  • and I'm covered in chocolate,

  • and I have a glass dildo in one hand,

  • and a plunger in the other, and I'm running,

  • and I'm being chased by a clown

  • that's spraying whip cream at me, what?

  • But anyways, unlike that dream,

  • a lot of dreams are actually quite common,

  • so, I decided to look up

  • the top ten most common dreams,

  • and explain their meaning to you guys.

  • Have you ever had a dream where you've been in

  • an out of control car, or you've been in an accident,

  • or you're heading for a cliff, or something like that?

  • Well, what that is is your subconscious telling you

  • that you feel powerless about something in your life

  • and that you feel like you're headed for disaster.

  • I know I always get these dreams

  • whenever I start a new diet.

  • Except, you know, the car is made of chocolate

  • and I don't get in the car, I eat the car.

  • Have you ever had a dream where

  • you're trying to use a computer

  • or a telephone, but it won't connect

  • to the internet or it won't dial?

  • Well, these dreams mean that

  • you're losing touch with reality,

  • and you're having trouble making connections

  • with the people in your life, or making connections

  • with new people, like new friends.

  • Personally, I never have these dreams.

  • I mean, I got tons of friends,

  • (fake coughs) on Facebook.

  • If you've ever had a dream where you've been lost

  • in a maze, or you're trapped in a box,

  • or some sort of other structure where you can't move,

  • it means that you're facing, or you're going to face

  • a difficult decision in your life

  • that you don't want to make or feel like you can't make.

  • When I was little, the "Beetlejuice" movie just came out,

  • and I had this dream where I was lost in my house

  • and around every corner I turn,

  • Beetlejuice was there.

  • (fake crying) Still in therapy over that one.

  • These are those dreams where you're trying

  • to catch some mode of transportation

  • like a car, a bus, or a plane,

  • but you can't quite catch up to them

  • and you miss it, or you arrive late

  • to an event that's already started.

  • These dreams mean you feel like

  • you recently missed out on

  • an important opportunity in your life.

  • I remember one time, I missed a sale on "Rogaine",

  • I had dreams I missed the bus for a week.

  • These dreams often come to people

  • who have been out of school for a while.

  • You either can't pass a test, you can't find the test room,

  • or you just feel generally unprepared for the test.

  • Well, these dreams mean that you're anticipating

  • being tested at some point in the near future in your life,

  • and you feel like you're unprepared for it.

  • For me, personally, these are my

  • most hated types of dreams.

  • Like, when you get them, you wake up with this

  • just general feeling of dread; it's terrible.

  • Wake up sweatin' like a gerbil in a gay bar.

  • These are those dreams where you're either sick,

  • or you're injured, or you're dying,

  • and it comes to people that have been

  • emotionally hurt or are afraid of being hurt.

  • However, if someone else in the dream is injured,

  • sick, or dying, it means that

  • you're afraid of losing someone.

  • And if you've ever had a dream

  • where you've killed someone,

  • well then you need to seek help.

  • That's (bleep) up.

  • The hell's wrong with you?

  • This is another very common dream

  • where something scary's chasing you,

  • like a monster or a killer, and the meaning

  • of this dream is that someone in your life

  • currently is making you feel very uncomfortable,

  • or even threatened.

  • And apparently, you can actually

  • try to figure out who the person in your life is

  • that's making you feel this way

  • by comparing certain features of the monster

  • to the people in your life.

  • 'Cause, like, I remember when I was a kid

  • I had this dream once where I was being chased

  • by Jabba the Hutt, (tisks) turns out

  • I was just watching too much Rosie O'Donnell.

  • In these dreams, you're either missing teeth,

  • your teeth are falling out, or you have really bad teeth.

  • And the meaning of these dreams

  • is that you're either feeling unattractive,

  • you're afraid of being found unattractive,

  • or just a general feeling of loss of power.

  • This is another set of really weird dreams.

  • If you've ever had dreams like this,

  • you know how weird you feel

  • when you wake up, it's bizarre.

  • (voice changes) Guess I don't have to

  • buy toothpaste anymore.

  • In these dreams, you find yourself

  • either partially naked or completely naked

  • in front of a group of people,

  • and what they represent is a feeling

  • of shame, embarrassment, or vulnerability

  • about some event that recently happened in your life.

  • Believe it or not, this one is especially common

  • in single people that have recently been at a wedding,

  • because you see the people that just got married

  • and how they found love in another person,

  • and you feel, somewhat,

  • like you're missing that yourself.

  • See, to me, this would be the type of dream

  • that would be fun to recognize

  • when you're in the dream,

  • like know you're dreaming, 'cause then

  • you could just, like, go around messing with

  • dream people, like, you know, slapping 'em

  • with your dream wang.

  • No?

  • Okay, maybe not, whatever, moving on.

  • And the most common dream...

  • We've always had dreams like this

  • at some point in our lives,

  • and they're those dreams where you're either falling,

  • you're drowning in water, or you're sinking

  • in quick sand, and what they represent

  • is a feeling of insecurity or lack of support in your life,

  • and they're especially common for people

  • that are facing something really overwhelming

  • in their life at the moment.

  • Fun fact about these dreams,

  • you know how they say you're supposed to

  • wake up before you hit the ground?

  • Well, I actually had a dream where I was falling

  • from a tall height, and I actually hit the ground.

  • Like, I didn't wake up and, like,

  • I thought I died in my dream, so when I woke up,

  • I was actually not sure if I was alive,

  • or dead, or I was still dreaming,

  • it was really (bleep) up.

  • So those are the ten most common

  • dreams and their meanings, and I apologize

  • if I wasn't able to address that dream you have,

  • where you're getting humped by the octopus

  • with the wooden legs and a pirate's watching.

  • Yeah, couldn't find that one online.

  • And that's it.

  • As always, if you like this video,

  • please click "like" and "subscribe"

  • and share it with someone, and other than that,

  • I will see you guys next Saturday.

  • (voice changed) Sweet dreams.

  • (evil laugh)

  • Well that was weird.

  • (horn tooting)

  • (stand-by beep)

  • (laughs) Runnin' out of breath over here.

  • (spooky voice) This video is just a dream!

  • (rattling)

  • (voice changes) Bye.

- (spooky voice) This video is just a dream!

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The 10 Most Common DREAMS and Their MEANINGS!

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