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  • We've all heard of Peter Piper and the pack of pickled peppers that he picked

  • but we never found out what happened to those peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked.

  • That's not acceptable. We must know what happened!!

  • Ahem!!

  • Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;

  • A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.

  • If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,

  • Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

  • The people of Pepperopolis were puzzled and proceeded to ponder the possibilities!

  • Perhaps Peter Piper packed the peck of pickled peppers, per proper packing practices?

  • Or perchance the peppers proved putrid and Peter decided the peck of pickled peppers were too pitiful for packing?

  • (sneakily) But probably, prior to packing, Peter Piper pinched the peck of pickled peppers by putting them in his pockets!

  • (evil chuckle)

  • Perplexed, the people petitioned the Pepper Police to puzzle it out.

  • I’m pleased to proclaim that the Pepper Police pledge to place this pepper perpetrator in prison

  • Providing the Pepper Police procure proper proof proving Peter Piper positively pinched the peck of pickled peppers,

  • punishment procedures will be proposed, pronounced, and performed publicly and proudly!

  • Presently the prosecution proposes Peter Piper purposefully stole the peck of pickled

  • peppers for purposes of pigging out.

  • Peter Piper pleaded and protested that his process was pure.

  • But Peter’s protests were put down and passed over by the prosecution.

  • Peter would be punished in prison.

  • Poor, poor, Peter.

  • But then, the perfume of pickled peppers permeated the proceedings.

  • The people were perplexed, and pondered.

  • What person has presently partaken of pickled peppers?

  • The prosecution was puzzled,

  • How could puffs of peppery perfume persist

  • when peppers haven’t been present in these proceedings?

  • Then Peter pointed at Percival the Pirate, popularly pegged as Pirate Purplebeard, and pronounced,

  • "I proclaim pepper piracy from that peppery perfumed person,

  • who partook of the peck of pickled peppers!

  • It was Pirate Purplebeard who stole the pickled peppers that I picked!"

  • (gasp!)

  • Percival the Pirate, provoked to passion, plunged past people, pursued by Pepper Police

  • and popped poor people with peppers in his path.

  • Peter too plunged forward, picked up a pike,

  • and poked it at Percivel, parting Pirate Purplebeard from his prized peck of pickled peppers!

  • The Pepper Police imprisoned Percival promptly!

  • Peter’s purity in proper pepper picking and packing is proved!

  • Yes, we promptly proclaim Peter Piper to be pure in pepper picking purpose.

  • And Pirate Purplebeard, professional pepper thief,

  • has publicly been proved to have procured the peppers improperly.

  • Pickled Peppers were protected,

  • and Peter’s participation in petty thievery was proved pure poppycock.

  • Peter Piper was presently promoted to Premier Picker of Pickled Peppers in Pepperopolis.

  • Ahem...

  • So children, the moral...

  • Pass up the pitfalls of being a Pirate and pick up your peppers properly.

  • Period.

  • The end.

  • Whewww!!

We've all heard of Peter Piper and the pack of pickled peppers that he picked


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