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  • - It's really-- It's hard to believe,

  • but later this week we'll be celebrating

  • our 2,000th show.

  • [cheers and applause]

  • Which means that today, we're celebrating

  • our 1,998th show, so...

  • [cheers and applause]

  • One of the best things about doing this show

  • is all the amazing celebrity guests

  • that I've had over the years.

  • I'd like to say they're always on their best behavior,

  • but the truth is, they are not.

  • Enjoy.

  • - What's the sexiest part of a man?

  • His--well, thing. The thing.

  • [laughter]

  • [cheers and applause]

  • - What do you do every night 'til 6:00 in the morning?

  • You don't go to clubs every night.

  • - No, I mean, I make love a lot.

  • [cheers and applause]

  • - My personal life is pretty much non-existent.

  • - Mm-hmm. - Which is not good.

  • Not for the long-run. Not for me.

  • Not for...her.

  • It's not--it's not fun.

  • [cheers and applause]

  • - Please welcome Nicki Minaj.

  • - Ah.

  • - If you need to borrow a bra from me,

  • you just let me know.

  • - You spray that on, and it's just like

  • whatever happens, happens.

  • Ellen, don't do it, don't do it, oh, don't do it.

  • [cheers and applause]

  • - Never ever have I joined the mile high club.

  • [cheers and applause]

  • - Ah.

  • - Phoenix.

  • Burning.

  • Scorching.

  • Scintillating.

  • - [singing] Talk dirty to me

  • Talk dirty to me

  • - No.

  • - [singing] Talk dirty to me

  • - [moaning]

  • I like it.

  • - You had a job as a dancer, is that right?

  • - Yeah. - Tell people about your job

  • as a dancer.

  • - I was a stripper. I-I was a stripper.

  • [cheers and applause]

  • - [singing] I got lipstick stamps

  • on my passport

  • I think I need a new one

  • Been around the world, don't speak the language

  • But your booty don't need explaining

  • All I really need to understand is

  • when you talk dirty to me

  • - Have you seen these? - What is that?

  • Oh, god. In my--okay, there I go.

  • - In your bra. - Okay, all right. Okay.

  • Oh, no. Ah!

  • [laughter]

  • Am I getting milked? What's happening?

  • - Okay, three things you'd find in your nightstand.

  • Toothpaste, tampons, and condoms.

  • [laughter]

  • - In your nightstand?

  • - That's what I said. - Wow.

  • - Here we go.

  • - Whatever I'm doing, I'm just gonna do it nude.

  • [cheers and applause]

  • - Mother, let's go.

  • Now, right now. Out.

  • - Hugs? - No, no hugs, no hugs.

  • - I'll just...

  • be getting ready.

  • - [singing] Talk dirty to me

  • [cheers and applause]

  • - Oh.

  • That was a surprise.

  • I hope all of you will tune in for my 2,000th show,

  • and I want you to watch it on an award-winning Smart TV

  • with nearly 3,000 streaming channels

  • that let's you access more than 300,000 TV episodes and movies,

  • so in celebration of our 2,000th show week,

  • everyone in the audience today

  • is gonna get a 55" TCL Roku TV.

  • [cheers and applause]

- It's really-- It's hard to believe,

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