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>> YOU'VE REACHED THE AGE WHERE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT TO WATCH
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ON TV.
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BUT SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T STAY UP THAT LONG.
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WHY LET A PROBLEM LIKE PREMATURE BEDTIME GET IN THE WAY OF YOUR
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LATE NIGHT SATISFACTION?
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WHEN 11:35 ROLLS AROUND, WILL YOU BE READY?
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MILLIONS ARE SWITCHING TO THE "LATE SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT
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AND FINDING THEY STAY UP LONGER, LAUGH HARDER AND GO TO SLEEP
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SATISFIED-ER.
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"THE LATE SHOW" IS PROVEN TO INCREASE ENTERTAINMENT FLOW WHEN
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YOU NEED IT MOST.
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ASK YOUR DOCTOR IF YOUR HEART IS HEALTHY ENOUGH FOR TELEVISION.
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SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE AGITATION, BLEEDING GUMS, DIARRHEAIA BODY
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SPASMS, CATARACTS, UPPER AND LOWER RESPIRATORY FAILURE,
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RESPIRATORY FAILURE, CLOGGED BOWELS, CONFUSE, DELIRIUM,
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FUNGAL INFECTION, HAIR LOSS, HOSTILITITY, LACK OF HEART BEAT, MUSCLE PAIN, WEAKNESS
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FAULTY EJACULATION, RUINING OF THE EARS, EYEBALLS, COLONEL
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REMARKS TYPHUS, DISTEMPER, ST. ANTHONY'S FIRE, SCRIBNER'S
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PALSY, COOPER'S DROOP, GROCERY'S ITCH, LUMBAGO, IMP TYINGO AND
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BLATTER IN THE THROAT, SCURVY.
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CHARLEY ROSACEA.
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WHOOPING COUCH, BONUS SPLEEN, PANDER MOUTH, JAZZ SHINS, PURPLE
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BURPS, BRAIN TUBE AND EXPLOSIVE ON LEAVE.
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IF YOUR LATE SHOW LASTS MORE THAN ONE HOUR YOU'RE WATCHING
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JAMES CORDEN.
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"LATE SHOW" WITH STEPHEN
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STAY UP LONGER THAN NATURE INTENDED.