字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント We have received news of weapons and drugs being smuggled across the Nepal-India borders along with reports of violent incidents We have learned that local smugglers, gangsters from Kathmandu and Indian criminals are working together to smuggle a large consignment of weapons to third countries For further information on the subject let's talk to our local correspondent The issue of weapons smuggling isn't very old Criminal groups from India and Nepal are working together to make this possible These weapons are then sent across the border to other countries involved in wars These two rival gangs have come together for the first time just to make this deal possible Because of their enmity and constant fights the situation on the border is worsening by the day Where, when, and with who will the deal happen? Police from both countries are trying to discover these facts According to the latest news, three most notorious weapons smugglers in South Asia have been spotted near Gorakhpur in India The infamous murderer Ravi Singh Child sex offender Praveen Chaudhary and hired killer Riz Khan... What will have, sir? You aren't from here, are you? Are you waiting for anyone? Forgive me, sir - I'm talkative by habit Please make yourself comfortable This is your own home Bablu! Geeta - run away! Do I look like a moron to you? You serve garbage and call it food Come - let me show you today How a good roti is made Look! Whatever you cook, the most important bit is the preparation for it Food tastes good if the cook is passionate Homework? Any idiot can make rotis Now you'll learn how to make curried potatoes Hot roti with curried potatoes There's nothing as good as that Rest easy, kid! Isn't your mouth water? What are you reading? Read it out aloud to me, my little bird! Read it! Go on - read to me! The monthly female cycle produces over for 3 days in every month, during which time the female will be fertile Last, but not the least - Timur peppers! Did your ancestor sever taste Timur peppers? Bastard! ...can get pregnant as a direct consequence of sexual intercourse This is only possible once the female has completed puberty at which stage the body develops the full sexual capacity of a grown woman around 15 to 17 years old Cut the vegetables! 15 to 17 years old? The real joy in cooking can be experienced only if the preparation has been exceptional The most important thing - Your attention must be on cooking If your attention wavers, there are accidents How old are you? The cook should always know one thing - the precise moment when something is cooked If you miss that moment by a minute All the effort goes down the drain I've been asking you something How old are you? Run! Scamp! Run! You'll live only as long as you keep running Run! This is too much! Have you gone dumb? The right method and the right timing is equal to excellent, delicious, finger-licking food You'll live as long as you keep running! Are you going to talk or no? I'm 16! Wow! We have a winner here! You won, you bastard! Whoever wins, the day is his! Hey, bastards! Come, get some food! Nepal was shut down today, too! Why that dour face, like a Gorakhpur whore? I didn't have wings on which to fly here So stop being dramatic Come, see the candies your uncle has brought you We'll see if uncle have just words, or does he have swords, too? What has Ganesh been up to these days apart from getting you to wash his shorts? He only has suckers like you in his gang What is this? Can't you see? A few M16s and a gun... Bastard - I can see that, too You think I'd miss my regular show for this trash? So you missed your Bhojpuri movie ! This is only the trailer Come across the border - I'll show you a Nepali movie... That too, a full on action movie! How much do you have? Enough to start the third world war What should we do with these guns? Think of this as a showcase If you like the goods, I want 10 percent right now If you are satisfied, then give me the full payment And you can take it to India Give him the money! Where did you get these guns from? Where did I get them from? Where did I get them? Are you kidding? I don't like how this smells... Don't worry - you're not eating it for dinner Do you know what it says here? Must be the serial number Do you expect me to know everything? You should have thought before betraying me These are Indian Police guns Bastard! What have you been planning? You are a rotten old bastard I wanted to sell off all of my good stuff You are quite the clever schemer, aren't you? You have all the answers ready I don't have to think to tell the truth And, that too - when your gun is on my head I'd rather have a smoke than talk to you Police has surrounded you from all sides Throw down your weapons and get on the ground Otherwise we'll be forced to shoot at you Otherwise we'll be forced to shoot at you Police has surrounded you from all sides Throw down your weapons and get on the ground Otherwise we'll be forced to shoot at you Bastard! Informant! You are dead, boy! Smoking is injurious to health! Well done, young man! Screw you! I was nearly killed! Only we know that you are with us Deliver the rest of the guns to us After that... Get lost! Until we get all the guns We're not going to let you go, boy! Just like the deal was Go to hell with you and your deal Do you who this dead man is? He was Ganesh's special customer If we do anything, we'll do it my way Otherwise I'm going You can shoot me if you want Alright, then - we'll do it my way What ambition should one have? To touch the moon and the stars Hey, Quit dreaming about touching the stars Quit dreaming about touching the stars Get started on your chores! Here! I want the hotel sparkling clean Go on, clean it! Get your hustle on! Look at that deadbeat! Get up, your highness! Get up! Shut up, bastard! Let me sleep in peace! Look at your swagger! You call this a life? Up yours and your life! All you need is alcohol, right? Should I buy you a tanker-full? Buy my pubes! -Hey, Fatty! -Hey! Your wife's treasure! Bring beer the next time I'm really parched now Nobody has to teach Maya how to hook johns Shut up! Give me my stuff What a waste of life! Hey! Where are you going? I need the decorative lights Give me the keys! Who told you to go there? The lights are here Go outside and sweep the yard Who is going to step in otherwise? Tell me - where has Ganesh kept the guns? When are you letting me leave? Tell me that first Don't panic - you are perfectly safe here Jackass! Don't you understand Nepali? Or is there a bug in your ears? Do you know who Ganesh is? If he gets just a whiff of this, He'll start the dance of apocalypse! I understand Nepali very well If needed, I can even teach you some What I don't understand is this - Why are you so scared? You are on this side of the border With us What do you know of fear? What do you know? I'm telling you - there's no need to fear You're with CBI Officer Resh Jaisawal Nobody can touch a hair on your head here After you had your little fun last night... at a dance bar in Kathmandu where a music video was being shot There was a man up on the stage He was no ordinary man Do you know of Thamel? He owns more than half of Thamel The only thing he takes real pride in- is to entertain people with his terrible voice The older he gets, the more he wants stardom! CUUUUUTTTT! What's happening here? You call this a dance? Don't you know that you have to dance if you want to be in a music video? I know, I know! Let's shoot another take You can't even lip-sync to a minute-long song! Sir - I have very short memory! Did you really not know you'd have to dance? Alright - one more... Okay - One more time!!! Okay - One more time... give me your hand Cut! This is not a circus! It's a video shoot! You can't even sing tara-rum-poop! Why does your phone keep ringing? Let me show you! Music - 5, 6, 7- go! Tara-rum-poop! Tara-rum-poop! Poop-poop-tara-rum-poop! Don't worry - I'll fix everything Simple! See! When he gets that calls during his shoot Tara-rum-poop! Tara-rum-poop! Poop-poop-tara-rum-poop! Chup! Chup! Chup! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! He goes insane Napkin? I told you - I have a short memory Otherwise I'd call Karan Johar for the video But you never listened to me Forget this - I know I couldn't dance But - how did you find the song? You liked it, didn't you? I know you liked my song. Right? Guys - get the car! When Ganesh gets to the shoot-out and doesn't find my body there the countdown to my death will begin Tell me what your plans are Show him! Listen - nobody knows that you are with us Nobody else in this police station knows that Everybody things we recover a large cache What is more precious to you? My life, or something else? How do you find my plan? Think carefully, Inspector Tomorrow, you'll get what you're after In exchange, you'll have to let me go Best Nepali hash You'll get good price for this in Goa Thank you, thank you! Bom Bhole! Bom Bhole! Let's go take the bus If I miss the bus - problem Sir! It's time for him to go Take this What's happening here? A car is waiting for us outside Come! Can I ask you something? Go on I don't understand this - How did a young lad like you get into this? What did you do before joining the police?