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- Peanut butter ain't just for sandwiches! - Let's talk about that!
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♪ (theme music) ♪
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- Goooood Mythical Morning! - I don't have to tell you guys that I've
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got a couple of obsessions in my life, you know, that's the great thing about
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this show is that we get to know each other!
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- Yeah! - So you know that I'm obsessed with cereal,
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- Right. - 16th-century flautists, and of course,
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- peanut butter. - Oh, yes.
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I love it, and I usually love to consume it by eating it.
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- Name one 16th-century flautist. - Hey, that's another episode for another
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- day, man. - (crew laughs)
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- Okay! Sixteen 16th-century flautists! - (all laugh)
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Tomorrow! Come back guys. Ah... but today we're gonna explore some alternate uses
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for my favorite pantry substance that's not in cereal form-- and not crunchy,
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- 'cause that's for losers. - Oh!
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- Debate it in the comments if you want to. - Just threw in that one, didn't you.
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But yeah, peanut butter-- and Imma say creamy--
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Well, and the thing about this... well, I think creamy is gonna work mostly for
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the applications that we're gonna do, because what we did is what we often do,
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is we were on the internet and we found weird ways that people are doing things
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that you wouldn't expect with items that you might enjoy in a certain way, and
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we put it all together into a wonderful episode of
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Good Mythical Morning just for you.
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Let's get weird with it! Peanut butter style.
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All right, we're gonna dive into some alternate uses for peanut butter,
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starting with one that you might have heard of.
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♪ (magical harp music) ♪
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- I'm chewing gum right now. - I can tell! I realize that.
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- I might be doing it for a while. - One time I accidentally threw some
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gum into my ex-girlfriend's hair-- well, she was my girlfriend at the time, and
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I accidentally threw gum in her hair because she was at the front of a concert,
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I was at the back of the concert, and I thought it would be cool but it was stupid
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for me to take my gum out of my mouth and throw it-- I don't know why--
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towards this mosh pit area. And then my girlfriend comes out of, like, hundreds of
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people back to the back and she's like, "You'll never believe what just happened!"
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- (crew laughs) - "Someone threw gum in my hair!"
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And I was like... "Really!" (laughs)
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- "Whoa! That's horrible and it's stupid!" - How did she get it out of her hair?
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(laughs) I think she pulled it out. You know? It took a little doing.
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- All right. You ready? - All right.
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- Don't make it juicy though. - I'll make it real juicy. It's my juice!
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- (crew laughs) - Just put it in there.
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Like, pull the hair out.
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- What's happening? - (crew laughs)
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I'm just making sure it's really in there. Oh gosh. I don't think it-- there's no
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- way this is coming out. - Stop mushing it. Stop mushing it!
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- All right, now get some peanut butter. - Now, can you feel that there's gum
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- in your hair? - I don't wanna touch it! Oh my gosh!
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(laughs) You might be in trouble, brother! Ooh, hope science is on our side today!
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- (laughs) Oh gosh. - Okay.
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All right, well look at that-- a fresh... little vat! I mean, we got a whole vat.
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All right, you're gonna have to do it. I'm not... you're gonna have to be my stylist.
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- Turn so the people can see you. - Okay.
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- Okay, here we go. - Okay man, so...
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- I'm a little nervous at this point. - (crew laughs)
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Don't be shy with the peanut butter. I mean, you weren't shy with the gum!
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- Oh, the peanut butter... - Can you tell me what's happening?
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I gotta massage it in. Well, there's a LOT of peanut butter on my fingers...
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There's a lot of peanut butter in your hair.
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- Like, start to-- ouch! - Oh my gosh. I'm gonna try to release
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some of the hair. Let me know if you're in any discomfort.
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- AAAAGH! - (Rhett and crew laugh)
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All right, look at that! Look at that! It's totally not working.
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- (Rhett and crew laugh) - I've gotten a little bit of hair
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- off of your head. - (high pitched) Aaaaaaaaaah!
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Here it comes. No, that's gum. See, that's gum! See, the gum is releasing.
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What has happened-- now, this is not what I expected, but this is what's happened--
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The gum has become one with the peanut butter.
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Oh yeah? It's gum butter? You're toying with the brand here.
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You know what? It really looks exactly normal now. Let's show the people.
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(Rhett and crew laugh)
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♪ (magical harp music) ♪
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You listen to all your music on compact discs, right?
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- YEAH! - We do!
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- (laughs) - We found a great CD at the local
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- thrift store. - Bill Newman, guys!
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Bill Newman, Unconditional Love. I'm sure he has a lot of albums and that's the one
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- that we chose, or we found. - Now, we've induced some scratches, right?
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So you're just gonna play a little tidbit here?
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I'm gonna play Track 1, which is my favorite track, "Barcelona."
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♪ (slow guitar music) ♪
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- (CD skips) - Havin' trouble.
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♪ (slow guitar music) ♪
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(CD) ♪ I wish I were in Barcelona now ♪
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- (CD skips) - Whup!
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- (music stops) - I wish I were in Barcelona.
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I think you get an idea of how much you would enjoy that if you could hear it
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without the scratching, and there's only one way to make that happen.
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- Peanut butter! - How're we gonna do this? Okay,
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- I can see the scratches. - The peanut butter is supposed to be
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- like polish, so-- - I see some scratches here,
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- and I see- - Just do the whole thing. I'm
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gonna wax on and wax off, I'm gonna put Bill right back in the CD player and we're
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- gonna all take a trip to Barcelona. - Can I do it? You got to do my hair,
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- I wanna do something. - Oh, you can do whatever you want.
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Oh, wow. I can smell the Spanish air already!
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- ♪ I wish I were in Barcelona ♪ - No, don't ruin it for me now.
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- All right. - I want Bill to sing it.
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All right, queue up Billy-boy, here.
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- Take me to Barcelona. - It won't even play now.
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(crew laughs)
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- ♪ (slow guitar music) ♪ - Had a weird start.
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- ♪ (slow guitar music) ♪ - Please. Please.
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(CD) ♪ I wish I were in Barcelona now to walk with you ♪
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- (Link and crew laugh) - (CD) ♪ to walk with you ♪
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- (CD skips) - Oh! But it!
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- No, no, no! - (CD) ♪ ... Barcelona now ♪
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- (crew laughs) - (CD) ♪ Life is not the same ♪
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(CD) ♪ Life is not the same... since I'm home again -- since I'm home again ♪
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(CD) ♪ You know I went to Paris, and went to London too ♪
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- That's pretty good, I mean-- - (CD stops)
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I mean, we got the whole song, almost! I mean, we know--
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We made it through the place that we stopped it before.
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He went to Paris and London. We would've never known that without peanut butter.
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- Right. We wouldn't have! - (crew laughs)
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And I think if we buffed it a few more times?
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We could probably bring the whole thing back!
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And my love life would just go through the roof.
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Oh, I'm already plannin' on takin' this home.
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(laughs)
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♪ (magical harp music) ♪
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So apparently, peanut butter can also be used to clean leather, but I'm not sure
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where we're gonna get any leather. I don't know if we brought any.
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Uh, I know where we can get some. (laughs)
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- Ohh! (chuckles) Oh, golly. - My pants! My pants, y'all!
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- I wore my red leather pants today. - Ah, that's such a coincidence!
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And they got dirty in a recent trip from Paris to Barcelona with my friend Bill.
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Yeah, Bill-- Bill's messy. He's a messy guy.
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- We were doing a little-- - Sometimes when you're hangin' out with
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- Bill, he just gets-- what is that? - (Rhett and crew laugh)
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It's, ah... we were doing some, ah... some bricklaying.
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- Some bricklaying, okay. (laughs) - It's Masonite or something.
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Well, put your leg up here so I can put some peanut butter on it. (laughs)
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Okay, wow. Right here on your thigh? Is that where you want it?
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Yeah, the outer thigh. Now, I could point out at this point that I could
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- probably be doing this to my own leg. - But that wouldn't be as fun, come on.
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- Okay, so-- - Let's buff it.
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- You're a good buffer. - It's... hm.
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- (crew laughs) - You gotta give it some elbow grease.
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Sorry I had to grab your thigh like this.
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Okay okay okay. And then we'll leave a little bit for comparison.
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It got really clean right here, but up in here, up in here in your thigh
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- area, it's very shiny. - Right, and it's fillin' in cracks like
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- the CD, I think. - Look at that. Like a brand new pair of
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- pants to take back to Barcelona. - I think that could work, within reason,
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- I mean-- I think this is legit, guys. - Yeah, very legit.
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And then if you get hungry, I'll just lick my pants.
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♪ (magical harp music) ♪
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Now, there's been many occasions when I've been traveling and I get to the hotel room,
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I get up the next morning to shave, and I never remember to bring my shaving cream.
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- Right. - But I didn't know this was a thing,
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'cause of course I always travel with peanut butter.
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- Travel size! - I've never used it as shaving cream
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- until today. - Hey there, partner, are you interested
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- in our special? - Sure!
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You want full face or just right side of face?
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- I'd like a peanut butter shave! - You want-- you goin'--
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- Full face. - Oh, full face shave! Okay, here you go.
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- Yeah. - Right in there, comin' across the whole
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- mouth and everything. - Mmhm. Mmhm.
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Okay, all right, there you go. I like your style.
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- Mm! Mmhmhm. - Yep.
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- See, and then it opens. - You want the right cheek?
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- Mmhm. - I can't really see it.
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- Mmhm, mmhm, mmhm. - Okay.
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All right, and we've got some razors here, but I'm not A) paying for that, or
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- B) trusting you to do this. - Yeah, that's not part of the special. I
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- just put the peanut butter on your face. - Now, let's just weigh in at this point.
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- This seems stupid. - Really?
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Here's the reason I think it works. It has oil in it... oh gosh, you're like-- ooh.
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I mean, I've already shaved this morning. I think-- is it? Oh, there's no peanut
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- butter down there. - I didn't go there. I'm sorry, I didn't
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know. You didn't ask for that. Oh, I can hear it! I can hear it happen there.
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- Oh. Goodness. - It looks like it's very smooth.
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Half the time-- half the time I'm just raking peanut butter off my face.
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At this point, you think shaving cream works better?
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I mean, at this point, might as well use jelly.
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- (Rhett and crew laugh) - Yeah, this is a fail. This is a fail.
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Yeah, I don't-- there's so much resistance and it's doing nothing but clogging...
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- Like, there's hair in there. - Yeah. That is super nasty.
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- Imma throw that away. - Little hairs in peanut butter--
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- Yeah, get rid of that. - Um, don't try that at home.
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But am I bleeding right here? Because I think I did cut myself. Right there?
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I think you might be bleedin' peanut butter.
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♪ (magical harp music) ♪
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You know, Rhett? Your hair's looking a little dry today.
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- You think so? - Yeah, I just can't help but notice that--
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- Hm. - I mean, I have some peanut butter here.
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- Oh. - And they say on the internet--
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- I've heard this. - That...
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- It's a hair moisturizer, yeah. - Yeah, so...
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- Welcome to my shop. - Now, interestingly, I'm glad I'm giving
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you this opportunity... oh, wow. That's a lot of weight up there.
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It's heavy. It's perfect for what I'm going for here.
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I'm glad to give this opp-- oh! Oh, ooh, don't pull my hair! That hurts, man!
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I got sensitive scalp. You wanna be a hair stylist, which I know that's your backup
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career, then you're gonna have to make it an enjoyable experience for your clients.
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Just imagine yourself in a peanut field. Close your eyes... close your eyes.
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Goodness, it takes a lotta peanut butter to cover the
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- surface area here. - Oh gosh.
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It's kinda like comic book character hair, you know?
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- Like an action figure. - An action figure.
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- Yeah, I gotta put some... - You're gettin' a lot on my ear, just so
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you know. Is it ear moisturizer? Because you're about to clog up my ear with
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- peanut butter. - No, no, no, it's fine. Got it off.
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- (crew laughs) - I mean, really, you've gotta get a lot...
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- And then over here... - My head has gained three pounds.
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- Look at that, guys! - Like, I feel like my neck is getting
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- a workout. - ♪ I wish I had peanut butter for hair ♪
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- (giggles) - You know, we could go--
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- ♪ every day ♪ - We could go to Barcelona with Bill
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- and offer this... - ♪ of the year ♪
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on the streets. You wear those red leather pants. It's about to drip over here
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- on this side. - Where?
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- Right there. See that? - Right there? No, that's--
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- that's an accent. - That? No, right there.
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- That's about to fall into my collar. - Look at that.
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This is a masterpiece! It's like I've spackled a new hairstyle on top of you!
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- (crew laughs) - It doesn't look good on the front.
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- I gotta fix the front, hold on. - It's like I was in some kind of accident
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- and then there was like a new treatment. - (Link and crew laugh)
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A new treatment to try to get hair to grow back, and it failed.
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- I gotta get it... - (crew laughs)
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I gotta get at this part, because...
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- Oh, I don't know about that. - (crew laughs)
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Uh oh. It's really hanging in the balance at this point. (chuckles)
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You've used three-quarters of that jar of peanut butter on my hair.
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- Oh gosh, what's going on now? - (Link giggles)
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- (all laugh) - It's creepin' down the forehead!
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- It's really startin' to drift a lot! - (crew laughs)
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It's goin' towards my eye. You know what? I'm just gonna trust the master at this
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point. That's all I can do is trust the master. Oh, nice.
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I'm basically giving you my hairstyle, but it's made outta
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- peanut butter. - (Rhett and crew laugh)
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- Oh gosh! That is awesome. - I'm giving you my hairstyle, man.