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  • - Peanut butter ain't just for sandwiches! - Let's talk about that!

  • ♪ (theme music) ♪

  • - Goooood Mythical Morning! - I don't have to tell you guys that I've

  • got a couple of obsessions in my life, you know, that's the great thing about

  • this show is that we get to know each other!

  • - Yeah! - So you know that I'm obsessed with cereal,

  • - Right. - 16th-century flautists, and of course,

  • - peanut butter. - Oh, yes.

  • I love it, and I usually love to consume it by eating it.

  • - Name one 16th-century flautist. - Hey, that's another episode for another

  • - day, man. - (crew laughs)

  • - Okay! Sixteen 16th-century flautists! - (all laugh)

  • Tomorrow! Come back guys. Ah... but today we're gonna explore some alternate uses

  • for my favorite pantry substance that's not in cereal form-- and not crunchy,

  • - 'cause that's for losers. - Oh!

  • - Debate it in the comments if you want to. - Just threw in that one, didn't you.

  • But yeah, peanut butter-- and Imma say creamy--

  • Well, and the thing about this... well, I think creamy is gonna work mostly for

  • the applications that we're gonna do, because what we did is what we often do,

  • is we were on the internet and we found weird ways that people are doing things

  • that you wouldn't expect with items that you might enjoy in a certain way, and

  • we put it all together into a wonderful episode of

  • Good Mythical Morning just for you.

  • Let's get weird with it! Peanut butter style.

  • All right, we're gonna dive into some alternate uses for peanut butter,

  • starting with one that you might have heard of.

  • ♪ (magical harp music) ♪

  • - I'm chewing gum right now. - I can tell! I realize that.

  • - I might be doing it for a while. - One time I accidentally threw some

  • gum into my ex-girlfriend's hair-- well, she was my girlfriend at the time, and

  • I accidentally threw gum in her hair because she was at the front of a concert,

  • I was at the back of the concert, and I thought it would be cool but it was stupid

  • for me to take my gum out of my mouth and throw it-- I don't know why--

  • towards this mosh pit area. And then my girlfriend comes out of, like, hundreds of

  • people back to the back and she's like, "You'll never believe what just happened!"

  • - (crew laughs) - "Someone threw gum in my hair!"

  • And I was like... "Really!" (laughs)

  • - "Whoa! That's horrible and it's stupid!" - How did she get it out of her hair?

  • (laughs) I think she pulled it out. You know? It took a little doing.

  • - All right. You ready? - All right.

  • - Don't make it juicy though. - I'll make it real juicy. It's my juice!

  • - (crew laughs) - Just put it in there.

  • Like, pull the hair out.

  • - What's happening? - (crew laughs)

  • I'm just making sure it's really in there. Oh gosh. I don't think it-- there's no

  • - way this is coming out. - Stop mushing it. Stop mushing it!

  • - All right, now get some peanut butter. - Now, can you feel that there's gum

  • - in your hair? - I don't wanna touch it! Oh my gosh!

  • (laughs) You might be in trouble, brother! Ooh, hope science is on our side today!

  • - (laughs) Oh gosh. - Okay.

  • All right, well look at that-- a fresh... little vat! I mean, we got a whole vat.

  • All right, you're gonna have to do it. I'm not... you're gonna have to be my stylist.

  • - Turn so the people can see you. - Okay.

  • - Okay, here we go. - Okay man, so...

  • - I'm a little nervous at this point. - (crew laughs)

  • Don't be shy with the peanut butter. I mean, you weren't shy with the gum!

  • - Oh, the peanut butter... - Can you tell me what's happening?

  • I gotta massage it in. Well, there's a LOT of peanut butter on my fingers...

  • There's a lot of peanut butter in your hair.

  • - Like, start to-- ouch! - Oh my gosh. I'm gonna try to release

  • some of the hair. Let me know if you're in any discomfort.

  • - AAAAGH! - (Rhett and crew laugh)

  • All right, look at that! Look at that! It's totally not working.

  • - (Rhett and crew laugh) - I've gotten a little bit of hair

  • - off of your head. - (high pitched) Aaaaaaaaaah!

  • Here it comes. No, that's gum. See, that's gum! See, the gum is releasing.

  • What has happened-- now, this is not what I expected, but this is what's happened--

  • The gum has become one with the peanut butter.

  • Oh yeah? It's gum butter? You're toying with the brand here.

  • You know what? It really looks exactly normal now. Let's show the people.

  • (Rhett and crew laugh)

  • ♪ (magical harp music) ♪

  • You listen to all your music on compact discs, right?

  • - YEAH! - We do!

  • - (laughs) - We found a great CD at the local

  • - thrift store. - Bill Newman, guys!

  • Bill Newman, Unconditional Love. I'm sure he has a lot of albums and that's the one

  • - that we chose, or we found. - Now, we've induced some scratches, right?

  • So you're just gonna play a little tidbit here?

  • I'm gonna play Track 1, which is my favorite track, "Barcelona."

  • ♪ (slow guitar music) ♪

  • - (CD skips) - Havin' trouble.

  • ♪ (slow guitar music) ♪

  • (CD) ♪ I wish I were in Barcelona now

  • - (CD skips) - Whup!

  • - (music stops) - I wish I were in Barcelona.

  • I think you get an idea of how much you would enjoy that if you could hear it

  • without the scratching, and there's only one way to make that happen.

  • - Peanut butter! - How're we gonna do this? Okay,

  • - I can see the scratches. - The peanut butter is supposed to be

  • - like polish, so-- - I see some scratches here,

  • - and I see- - Just do the whole thing. I'm

  • gonna wax on and wax off, I'm gonna put Bill right back in the CD player and we're

  • - gonna all take a trip to Barcelona. - Can I do it? You got to do my hair,

  • - I wanna do something. - Oh, you can do whatever you want.

  • Oh, wow. I can smell the Spanish air already!

  • - ♪ I wish I were in Barcelona ♪ - No, don't ruin it for me now.

  • - All right. - I want Bill to sing it.

  • All right, queue up Billy-boy, here.

  • - Take me to Barcelona. - It won't even play now.

  • (crew laughs)

  • - ♪ (slow guitar music) ♪ - Had a weird start.

  • - ♪ (slow guitar music) ♪ - Please. Please.

  • (CD) ♪ I wish I were in Barcelona now to walk with you

  • - (Link and crew laugh) - (CD) ♪ to walk with you

  • - (CD skips) - Oh! But it!

  • - No, no, no! - (CD) ♪ ... Barcelona now

  • - (crew laughs) - (CD) ♪ Life is not the same

  • (CD) ♪ Life is not the same... since I'm home again -- since I'm home again

  • (CD) ♪ You know I went to Paris, and went to London too

  • - That's pretty good, I mean-- - (CD stops)

  • I mean, we got the whole song, almost! I mean, we know--

  • We made it through the place that we stopped it before.

  • He went to Paris and London. We would've never known that without peanut butter.

  • - Right. We wouldn't have! - (crew laughs)

  • And I think if we buffed it a few more times?

  • We could probably bring the whole thing back!

  • And my love life would just go through the roof.

  • Oh, I'm already plannin' on takin' this home.

  • (laughs)

  • ♪ (magical harp music) ♪

  • So apparently, peanut butter can also be used to clean leather, but I'm not sure

  • where we're gonna get any leather. I don't know if we brought any.

  • Uh, I know where we can get some. (laughs)

  • - Ohh! (chuckles) Oh, golly. - My pants! My pants, y'all!

  • - I wore my red leather pants today. - Ah, that's such a coincidence!

  • And they got dirty in a recent trip from Paris to Barcelona with my friend Bill.

  • Yeah, Bill-- Bill's messy. He's a messy guy.

  • - We were doing a little-- - Sometimes when you're hangin' out with

  • - Bill, he just gets-- what is that? - (Rhett and crew laugh)

  • It's, ah... we were doing some, ah... some bricklaying.

  • - Some bricklaying, okay. (laughs) - It's Masonite or something.

  • Well, put your leg up here so I can put some peanut butter on it. (laughs)

  • Okay, wow. Right here on your thigh? Is that where you want it?

  • Yeah, the outer thigh. Now, I could point out at this point that I could

  • - probably be doing this to my own leg. - But that wouldn't be as fun, come on.

  • - Okay, so-- - Let's buff it.

  • - You're a good buffer. - It's... hm.

  • - (crew laughs) - You gotta give it some elbow grease.

  • Sorry I had to grab your thigh like this.

  • Okay okay okay. And then we'll leave a little bit for comparison.

  • It got really clean right here, but up in here, up in here in your thigh

  • - area, it's very shiny. - Right, and it's fillin' in cracks like

  • - the CD, I think. - Look at that. Like a brand new pair of

  • - pants to take back to Barcelona. - I think that could work, within reason,

  • - I mean-- I think this is legit, guys. - Yeah, very legit.

  • And then if you get hungry, I'll just lick my pants.

  • ♪ (magical harp music) ♪

  • Now, there's been many occasions when I've been traveling and I get to the hotel room,

  • I get up the next morning to shave, and I never remember to bring my shaving cream.

  • - Right. - But I didn't know this was a thing,

  • 'cause of course I always travel with peanut butter.

  • - Travel size! - I've never used it as shaving cream

  • - until today. - Hey there, partner, are you interested

  • - in our special? - Sure!

  • You want full face or just right side of face?

  • - I'd like a peanut butter shave! - You want-- you goin'--

  • - Full face. - Oh, full face shave! Okay, here you go.

  • - Yeah. - Right in there, comin' across the whole

  • - mouth and everything. - Mmhm. Mmhm.

  • Okay, all right, there you go. I like your style.

  • - Mm! Mmhmhm. - Yep.

  • - See, and then it opens. - You want the right cheek?

  • - Mmhm. - I can't really see it.

  • - Mmhm, mmhm, mmhm. - Okay.

  • All right, and we've got some razors here, but I'm not A) paying for that, or

  • - B) trusting you to do this. - Yeah, that's not part of the special. I

  • - just put the peanut butter on your face. - Now, let's just weigh in at this point.

  • - This seems stupid. - Really?

  • Here's the reason I think it works. It has oil in it... oh gosh, you're like-- ooh.

  • I mean, I've already shaved this morning. I think-- is it? Oh, there's no peanut

  • - butter down there. - I didn't go there. I'm sorry, I didn't

  • know. You didn't ask for that. Oh, I can hear it! I can hear it happen there.

  • - Oh. Goodness. - It looks like it's very smooth.

  • Half the time-- half the time I'm just raking peanut butter off my face.

  • At this point, you think shaving cream works better?

  • I mean, at this point, might as well use jelly.

  • - (Rhett and crew laugh) - Yeah, this is a fail. This is a fail.

  • Yeah, I don't-- there's so much resistance and it's doing nothing but clogging...

  • - Like, there's hair in there. - Yeah. That is super nasty.

  • - Imma throw that away. - Little hairs in peanut butter--

  • - Yeah, get rid of that. - Um, don't try that at home.

  • But am I bleeding right here? Because I think I did cut myself. Right there?

  • I think you might be bleedin' peanut butter.

  • ♪ (magical harp music) ♪

  • You know, Rhett? Your hair's looking a little dry today.

  • - You think so? - Yeah, I just can't help but notice that--

  • - Hm. - I mean, I have some peanut butter here.

  • - Oh. - And they say on the internet--

  • - I've heard this. - That...

  • - It's a hair moisturizer, yeah. - Yeah, so...

  • - Welcome to my shop. - Now, interestingly, I'm glad I'm giving

  • you this opportunity... oh, wow. That's a lot of weight up there.

  • It's heavy. It's perfect for what I'm going for here.

  • I'm glad to give this opp-- oh! Oh, ooh, don't pull my hair! That hurts, man!

  • I got sensitive scalp. You wanna be a hair stylist, which I know that's your backup

  • career, then you're gonna have to make it an enjoyable experience for your clients.

  • Just imagine yourself in a peanut field. Close your eyes... close your eyes.

  • Goodness, it takes a lotta peanut butter to cover the

  • - surface area here. - Oh gosh.

  • It's kinda like comic book character hair, you know?

  • - Like an action figure. - An action figure.

  • - Yeah, I gotta put some... - You're gettin' a lot on my ear, just so

  • you know. Is it ear moisturizer? Because you're about to clog up my ear with

  • - peanut butter. - No, no, no, it's fine. Got it off.

  • - (crew laughs) - I mean, really, you've gotta get a lot...

  • - And then over here... - My head has gained three pounds.

  • - Look at that, guys! - Like, I feel like my neck is getting

  • - a workout. - ♪ I wish I had peanut butter for hair

  • - (giggles) - You know, we could go--

  • - ♪ every day ♪ - We could go to Barcelona with Bill

  • - and offer this... - ♪ of the year

  • on the streets. You wear those red leather pants. It's about to drip over here

  • - on this side. - Where?

  • - Right there. See that? - Right there? No, that's--

  • - that's an accent. - That? No, right there.

  • - That's about to fall into my collar. - Look at that.

  • This is a masterpiece! It's like I've spackled a new hairstyle on top of you!

  • - (crew laughs) - It doesn't look good on the front.

  • - I gotta fix the front, hold on. - It's like I was in some kind of accident

  • - and then there was like a new treatment. - (Link and crew laugh)

  • A new treatment to try to get hair to grow back, and it failed.

  • - I gotta get it... - (crew laughs)

  • I gotta get at this part, because...

  • - Oh, I don't know about that. - (crew laughs)

  • Uh oh. It's really hanging in the balance at this point. (chuckles)

  • You've used three-quarters of that jar of peanut butter on my hair.

  • - Oh gosh, what's going on now? - (Link giggles)

  • - (all laugh) - It's creepin' down the forehead!

  • - It's really startin' to drift a lot! - (crew laughs)

  • It's goin' towards my eye. You know what? I'm just gonna trust the master at this

  • point. That's all I can do is trust the master. Oh, nice.

  • I'm basically giving you my hairstyle, but it's made outta

  • - peanut butter. - (Rhett and crew laugh)

  • - Oh gosh! That is awesome. - I'm giving you my hairstyle, man.

  • You're gonna be cool. - You know what? This could actually be

  • a service where you preview different hairstyles for people with peanut butter.

  • - Right, right, right. (laughs) - This is what this haircut would look like.

  • - Oh, whup! - Oh gosh.

  • - (crew laughs) - That went in my lap.

  • - All right, and then-- oop! - (all laugh)

  • - All right, I gotta cover this, this-- - It's not a bald spot.

  • - bald spot. - You were about to say "bald spot."

  • - This thing, here. - Mm.

  • I don't