字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント The waiter didn't smile at me when she gave me food. One star! Shut up! Guys! What's going on? You didn't seem to seek [xx]? We're checking out our personal reviews on yelp. Got five stars because people like my biceps, I don't even work out so. I mean I love five stars, but that's only because everyone thinks I'm this girl named Marie. Yeah, you look nothing like her. That's not Marie. I've no idea who that is? What's my rating? Oh my God. What! Guys what? We got to go. What is it? Is it bad? I'm really sorry. I can't be seen around a one star. One star? Guys, guys. You got to help me. I want to fix my rate. There is one way. You going to tell me or what? Oh yeah! You got to call a guy. I am world renown dirt bag cleaner up of Max Maxon. There are dirt bags all over the word, and it's my job to clean them up. This is dirtbag impossible. You must be the looser racist with the one star Yelp review. I'm not racist. Let's get to it you piece of, [xx] I left my cookies in the oven. First issue, all your reviews say that you pee all over the toilet seat? No, I don't! Oh do you! Make no mistake, this is real footage of Anthony urinating all over the toilet. He even got some on the sink handle, the soap dispenser and some assorted creams. He even splash the little wee on the bathroom attendant. That never happened. Oh come on, even my dog is potty-trained and he's a little white doggies, either way you're just of full of shitsu, that's the breed of dog I own. No, no, the real problem seems to be in here. How? I keep the kitchen clean, I only eat healthy food. Or do you? Make no mistake this is actual video footage of Anthony eating out of the garbage, think of all the starving children in Africa that could have eaten that garbage. What a fucking pee hole! Okay, that's not even me. What are you talking about you dirty old country music? Can you believe T Swift use to play that genre of music. I mean the pops okay, but I think the real hard. Now the biggest issue people had with you is you're rude to people on the street. No, no, I help old these ladies cross the street. I'm a good guy. Or are you? Fine, whatever! Play your stupid fake footage. Roll the clip. Make no mistake, this is actual video footage of Anthony murdering an old woman. I'm going to push you in front of a car then you die. Wait, play that footage back again, now pause. Okay, now zoom in on the reflection of my character's eyeball, enhance. That's you in the reflection. No it isn't. Okay, play the footage back again and this time filter around all the foreground sound waves. I'm Max Maxon and I'm going to ruin Antony's life with this fake footage of Anthony pushing an old woman into the street. Alright fine, you caught me. Why would you do that? Anthony. Don't listen to this guy. Yeah, we checked his yelp, and he's the one star. Yeah, apparently he's been peeing on people's stuff and eating their garbage. And I would have gotten away with it, if weren't for you meddling kids. We are not kids. Yeah, we're old enough to buy alcohol. And smoke crack. You know what, you guys can all kiss my big British asteroid. Freaking earth, always full of assholes. Hello everybody, it''s Max Maxon in here to say thank you for subscribing. Click the video on the left to check out bloopers, and this. My name is Anthony, when I pee in the toilet, I miss it. And click the video on the right to check out every Halloween ever. What are you? A slutty nurse. What are you? A slutty Bee. What are you Shelby? Gandalf. And if you have one of those fancy touch screen devices, click on the links in the description below.