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  • The waiter didn't smile at me when she gave me food.

  • One star!

  • Shut up!

  • Guys! What's going on? You didn't seem to seek [xx]?

  • We're checking out our personal reviews on yelp.

  • Got five stars because people like

  • my biceps, I don't even work out so. I mean

  • I love five stars, but that's

  • only because everyone thinks I'm this girl named Marie.

  • Yeah, you look nothing like her.

  • That's not Marie.

  • I've no idea who that is? What's my rating?

  • Oh my God. What! Guys what?

  • We got to go.

  • What is it?

  • Is it bad?

  • I'm really sorry.

  • I can't be seen around a one star.

  • One star?

  • Guys, guys.

  • You got to help me.

  • I want to fix my rate.

  • There is one way.

  • You going to tell me or what? Oh yeah!

  • You got to call a guy. I am world renown dirt bag cleaner

  • up of Max Maxon. There are dirt

  • bags all over the

  • word, and it's my job

  • to clean them up. This is dirtbag impossible.

  • You must be the looser racist with the one star Yelp review.

  • I'm not racist.

  • Let's get to it you piece of, [xx] I left my cookies in the oven.

  • First issue, all

  • your reviews say that you pee all over the toilet seat?

  • No, I don't!

  • Oh do you! Make no

  • mistake, this is real footage

  • of Anthony urinating all over

  • the toilet. He even got

  • some on the sink handle,

  • the soap dispenser and some

  • assorted creams. He even splash

  • the little wee on the bathroom attendant.

  • That never happened.

  • Oh come on, even my

  • dog is potty-trained and he's

  • a little white doggies, either way

  • you're just of full of

  • shitsu, that's the breed of dog I own.

  • No, no, the real

  • problem seems to be in here.

  • How?

  • I keep the kitchen clean, I only eat healthy food.

  • Or do you?

  • Make no mistake this

  • is actual video footage of

  • Anthony eating out of

  • the garbage, think of all the

  • starving children in Africa that could have eaten that garbage.

  • What a fucking pee hole!

  • Okay, that's not even me.

  • What are you talking about you dirty old country music?

  • Can you believe T Swift use to play that genre of music.

  • I mean the pops okay, but I think the real hard. Now the

  • biggest issue people had with

  • you is you're rude to people on the street.

  • No, no, I help old

  • these ladies cross the street. I'm

  • a good guy. Or are

  • you? Fine, whatever!

  • Play your stupid fake footage.

  • Roll the clip.

  • Make no mistake, this is

  • actual video footage of

  • Anthony murdering an old woman.

  • I'm going to push you in front of a car then you die.

  • Wait, play that footage back again,

  • now pause. Okay, now

  • zoom in on the reflection of

  • my character's eyeball, enhance.

  • That's you in the reflection.

  • No it isn't.

  • Okay, play the footage back again and

  • this time filter around all the

  • foreground sound waves.

  • I'm Max Maxon and

  • I'm going to ruin Antony's life with

  • this fake footage of Anthony pushing

  • an old woman into the street.

  • Alright fine, you caught me.

  • Why would you do that?

  • Anthony.

  • Don't listen to this guy. Yeah, we checked his yelp, and he's the one star.

  • Yeah, apparently he's been peeing on people's stuff and eating their garbage.

  • And I would have gotten

  • away with it, if weren't for you meddling kids. We are not kids.

  • Yeah, we're old enough to buy alcohol.

  • And smoke crack.

  • You know what, you guys can all kiss my big

  • British asteroid. Freaking earth, always full of assholes. Hello

  • everybody, it''s Max Maxon in here to say thank you for subscribing.

  • Click the video on the left to check out bloopers, and this.

  • My name is Anthony, when I

  • pee in the toilet,

  • I miss it.

  • And click the video on

  • the right to check out every Halloween ever.

  • What are you?

  • A slutty nurse.

  • What are you?

  • A slutty Bee. What are you Shelby? Gandalf. And if you have one of those

  • fancy touch screen

  • devices, click on the links in the description below.

The waiter didn't smile at me when she gave me food.

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