Something beautiful happens in this world

Akon

You don't know how to express yourself, so

And Lonely Island

You just gotta sing

I just had sex

And it felt so good

Felt so good

A woman let me put my penis inside of her

Her

I just had sex

And I'll never go back

Never go back

To the not-havin'-sex ways of the past

Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great

It felt so good when I did it with my penis

A girl let me do it, it literally just happened

Having sex should make a nice man out the meanest

Never guess where I just came from, I had sex

If I had to describe the feelin', it was the best

When I had the sex, man, my penis felt great

And I called my parents right after I was done

Oh, hey, didn't see you there, guess what I just did?

Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest

Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing

Nice of any girl ever

Now sing

I just had sex

And it felt so good

Felt so good

A woman let me put my penis inside of her

Her

I wanna tell the world

To be honest, I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it

Doesn't really make sense

But man, screw it

I ain't one to argue with a good thing

She could be my wife

That good?

The best thirty seconds of my life

I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her

'Cause honestly, I'd have sex with a pile of manure

With that in mind, a soft, nice-smellin' girl's better

Plus she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweaters

So this one's dedicated to them girls

That let us flop around on top of them

If you're near or far, whether short or tall

We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you

She kept lookin' at her watch

Doesn't matter, had sex

But I cried the whole time

Doesn't matter, had sex

I think she might've been a racist

Doesn't matter, had sex

She put a bag on my head

Still counts

I just had sex

And my dreams came true

Dreams came true

So if you had sex in the last thirty minutes Then you qualified to sing with me

I just had sex

Everybody sing

And it felt so good

We all had sex

A woman let me put my penis inside of her

I just had sex

I just had sex

And I'll never go back

To the not-havin'-sex ways of the past