字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント What the actual hell, Ames. What am I gonna do? I can't afford this place on my own right now. You could get a roommate. Okay, okay. Hear me out: The Internet. Hey, thanks for coming. We're just doing some interviews to see who fits best for the roommate...position. Yeah, we're gonna ask you some questions, cool? -Uhhhhh How often do you clean? I...I shower. Tell me about yourself. I'm really passionate about cats. And vampires. How about vampire cats? [ Nods seriously, says nothing ] I moved here for Uni a few years back so I'm looking for a place to settle in. [ Dee ]: Rachel, do you know an Officer Smith? [ Amy ]: The relationship audit for the common law partnership of Deanne Warson and Rachel Mannt will begin? My visa expires soon, if I didn't get a sponsor I'd be deported! [ Amy ]: Online videos are huge. Start up your camera, make a couple videos acting all couple-ish Bing, bang, boom. You've got your asses covered and I've got blackmail material for life. [ Dee clears their throat ] Just kidding about the last part. [ Rachel ]: I think Dee has a boyfriend. [ Amy ]: Dee has you. It is rude not to tell your pretend girlfriend about your secret boyfriend, I think. Amy, Rachel, this is Edmond. I'm non-binary. [ a bite of bacon-laced confusion ] So you're still spreading that nonsense then? I thought you'd grown up. [ Mrs. Warson ] We all have things about ourselves that we don't like. And the rest of us get on with our lives. Okay, everybody has their stories down, right? Rach? I just love you so much Deanne. Okay...Amy? I'm in love with ass-face here. That's cute butt face, love.