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[Cheerful orchestra music]
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♪ ♪
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[Engine turning over]
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[Rock music]
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♪ Don't wanna hear ♪
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♪ about how the real world's ♪
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♪ the place for me ♪
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♪ There's nothing out there ♪
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♪ won't look better ♪
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♪ on a TV screen ♪
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♪ There a better way ♪
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♪ I don't care what you say ♪
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♪ I just want to play ♪
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♪ We all just want to play ♪
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♪ Things will be all right ♪
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♪ soon as I get back to school ♪
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♪ ♪
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Okay, Swanlings, these birds
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are ready to fly.
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[Laughter]
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Hands in, everyone.
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I move to declare this Swan
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family dinner in session.
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All: seconded.
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[Laughter]
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So any new business?
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Oh, yes.
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Why did you leave vghs?
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Did you have a fight with
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your friends?
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I move we move on from this
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line of inquiry.
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All in favor, say, "aye."
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Both: nay.
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Call for a revote?
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Both: nay.
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[Laughter]
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Well, if you must know,
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you were right all along.
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VGHS is dumb.
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I would much rather go to vghs--
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Video Game Home School.
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[Laughter]
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Honey, could we please turn
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off your laughing robot?
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We’re having a serious
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conversation.
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[Laughter]
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No.
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This is why I built Audie in the
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first place, to lubricate
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awkward social situations.
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I could use some more social
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lubricant myself.
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[Laughter]
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See?
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Honey, we're really worried
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about you.
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Clearly you're running away
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from something.
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There’s nothing to worry
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about.
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I’ve just dropped out of school
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to live with my parents
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for the rest of my life.
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[Laughter]
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[Doorbell rings]
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Oh, that must be Jenny with the
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rest of my things.
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Uh...
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[Pounds table]
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Meeting adjourned.
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[Laughter]
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One second.
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Hi, Kiwi!
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[Studio audience whoops]
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Ted, Brian...
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Welcome to my home.
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[Laughter]
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Um, Ki, can you open up?
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I brought you flowers.
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and I know you're really mad
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at me right now.
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I’m sorry.
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Also, also, it was a
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nine-hour cab ride, and I really
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have to pee.
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[Laughter]
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[Sighs]
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Wow.
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Nice place.
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Firstly, thank you
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for the flowers.
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Secondly...
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I am very mad at you.
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Oh, crap.
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Brian, run!
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You lied to me.
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You stood me up for prom to go
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to an erotic arcade.
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and you killed Josh's virtual
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pet.
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Well, technically,
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I let it starve.
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[Scoffs loudly]
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Good save, man.
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and you, Brian...
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for shame.
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For what?
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For--
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I don't know.
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I’m just really thrown by you
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being here with Ted.
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I thought you two were fighting.
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well, we are.
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But I called a truce because we
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wanted to make sure that you're
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okay.
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Aw, thanks.
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Yeah, turns out, with the
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Whole Jenny thing and the whole
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Ted thing, you're kind of the
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only friend that I don't have
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a thing with right now.
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I miss you too.
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What?
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I miss you way more than he
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does.
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Oh, grow up, Ted.
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grow a bigger butt, Brian.
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Wow! God, why don't you two just
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go and make out already?
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Maybe we will.
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Yeah, maybe we will.
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Wait. We will?
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Oh, no.
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I mean, no, I never really--
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Yeah, I never--
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Me neither.
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I just--I mean, you are...
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you too.
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What is happening?
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[Laughter]
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Okay, Ki, where do you want
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this?
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[Studio audience cheers]
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Hi, Jenny.
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Thanks for bringing my stuff.
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You can just put that...
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Anywhere.
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Hi, Brian.
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Jenny.
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How’s it going?
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Great. How are you?
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Also great.
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"Also great"?
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What a coincidence.
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I know--small world.
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Yeesh, these two...
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Frosty.
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[Laughter]
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Okay, what's with the
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Laughing robot?
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[Laughter]
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Oh, you guys hear that too?
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Of course we hear it.
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It’s really distracting.
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Her name is Audie, and she's
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not distracting.
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She’s charming.
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[Audience aws]
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Okay, that is weird, Ki.
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Actually, yeah, are you okay?
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Is this, like, a cry for help?
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You’re a cry for help!
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Oh.
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[Chuckles nervously]
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Mm.
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Yeah, so, uh, I was fine before
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you all showed up.
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And thank you for coming,
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everybody.
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And if you could all please
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leave, that would be excellent.
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Nobody’s going anywhere.
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No, if you kids are having
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problems, you should face them
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head-on.
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Ooh, Karen, are you thinking
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what I’m thinking?
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Both: Couples Council.
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No, not Couples Council.
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I hate that game.
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All in favor, say, "Aye."
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Both: aye.
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Aye.
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ow.
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[Laughter]
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Couples Council is a little
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game Karen and I whipped up
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back when we first moved in
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together.
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Yes, and if it can get us
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through the great dishwashing
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argument, it can help you
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kids too.
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Ki, why don't you tell your
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Friends the rules?
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First, you pick a partner.
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I call Ted.
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Oh, fine.
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I call Ki.
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I want to be with Ki.
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Well, I don't want to be
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with you.
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Don’t worry, Ted.
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We are gonna crush these chumps.
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Yeah, then Ki will have
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to forgive me.
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Hey, Ki, who's dumber--
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Ted or Jenny for picking Ted?
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Easy answer--Jenny.
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[Gasps]
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Yeah.
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Better go put some
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Ebelskivers on, honey.
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It’s gonna be a long game.
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[Laughter]
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Ted, sit over there.
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Jenny, can you recall for the
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court the events of April 23rd?
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Uh...
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The day you broke up with me.
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You broke up with me.
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Yeah, 'cause you were gonna
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break up with me.
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Objection!
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Your honor, counsel is
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testifying.
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We’re on the same team.
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Yes, and you are blowing
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our case.
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[Gavel bangs]
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Order in the court.
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Unless you all want contempt
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tokens, I suggest you move on.
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We call to the stand
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Theodore Wong.
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I’m supposed to stand?
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Just sit in the chair, Ted.
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I’m supposed to sit.
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[Sighs]
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Ted...
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Take responsibility for what
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you've done, or we're never
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getting back together.
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Argumentative.
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Sustained.
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Come on, Ki, just take me
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back already.
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Why?
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Because...
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We are...
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You know...
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Soul mates!
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How can we know that, though?
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I mean, really, you're the first
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boy I’ve ever dated Ted, and I’m the
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first girl you've ever dated.
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Ah, that's not true, though.
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I went out with