字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント I’m just saying, we could shave off 15% if we just move manufacturing to Honduras. Then do it. Why are we even talking? Because you still haven't signed mom's birthday card. [sighs] Oh, there he is. What’s up, Ashley? [Menacingly] Shane. [Normal voice] H.R. says I'm moving to a bigger desk. Well, that's true, because in its own special way, the sidewalk is the biggest desk of all. You’re so--what? You’re fired. and re-hired. Peekabooski. [Sighs] Law here. Can’t wait to frag some newb skillets. [Laughter] Who’s this dickhead? This is New Law. His demos are through the roof. Girls can't get enough of his toothpaste smile, and guys are busting a nut over his sweet skills. You can't-- No, no, I bust the nuts. I’m the law. It’s my name. It’s my I.P.! All of which you signed over to Napalm Energy Corporation. including your butt, which no one asked you to do, So you can have that back. You signed your butt over to them? No wonder girls don't respond to his brand. [Laughter] We’re gonna need you to be out of the office by lunch, Laurence. Ash, about mom's birthday card... Oh, oh, oh. it's your mother's birthday? Oh, what a special day. Mrs. Barnstormer is an inspiration to this whole company. Don’t mind if I do. [snaps fingers] Yow! Oh! My WASDs! Whoops. Oh, my bad. Sorry about that. [shrieking] Well, good-bye. [shrieking] That guy is classic. [shrieking] [Rock music] ♪ Don't want to hear ♪ ♪ About how the real worlds ♪ ♪ the place for me ♪ ♪ There's nothing out there ♪ ♪ won't look better ♪ ♪ on a TV screen ♪ ♪ There's a better way ♪ ♪ I don't care what you say ♪ ♪ I just want to play ♪ ♪ We all just want to play ♪ ♪ Things will be all right ♪ ♪ Soon as I get back to school ♪ ♪ ♪ Once the E.R. guy said Clutch’s big toe was okay, We rushed right back to the school, but... I was driving too fast. Ted, you should have been more careful. I know. It’s just-- My phone had died, and you didn't know where I was, and... I didn't want to ruin your prom. I’m just happy you're okay. You are... Okay, right? It’s been a rough couple of weeks, Ki. But you know what? This’ll give me time to think. It’s so unfair that they're keeping you here. It’s only three weeks detention, Kiwi. Time’s up. go win that election, babe. I’ll miss having lunch with you. [sighs] [Handsome as Sin - Tell Me How You Died] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ I’m the breathing' ♪ ♪ on the other line ♪ ♪ The hate causin' pain ♪ ♪ from another time ♪ ♪ I’m the barrel ♪ ♪ and the shotgun spray ♪ ♪ I’m the son of a bitch ♪ ♪ Who took your daddy away ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Tuck your head down ♪ ♪ 'cause I’m comin' your way ♪ ♪ and I can guarantee ♪ ♪ You don't want me to stay ♪ ♪ yeah ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ I’m the white hairs ♪ ♪ in the old man's beard ♪ ♪ the news in the paper ♪ ♪ that you don't want to hear ♪ ♪ I’m the aching ♪ ♪ in the young man's brain ♪ ♪ The smell of the lover ♪ ♪ that drove you insane ♪ ♪ I’m a glass house ♪ ♪ throwin' all my stones ♪ ♪ The fears you can feel ♪ ♪ All the way in your bones ♪ ♪ I’m a barrel ♪ ♪ and the shotgun blast ♪ ♪ I’m a kick in your back ♪ ♪ knockin' you on your ass ♪ ♪ yeah ♪ ♪ tuck your head down ♪ ♪ 'cause I’m coming your way ♪ [Cheers and applause] ♪ tuck your head down ♪ ♪ 'cause I’m coming your way ♪ ♪ and I can guarantee ♪ ♪ ♪ [Cheers and applause] [Cheers and applause] ♪ tuck your head down ♪ ♪ 'cause I’m coming your way ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ and I can guarantee ♪ ♪ You don't want me to stay ♪ ♪ tuck your head down ♪ ♪ 'cause I’m coming your way ♪ ♪ and I can guarantee ♪ ♪ You don't want me to stay ♪ You got shanked, brother. Aw, man. Ted Wong, it's time. One pair of sunglasses, black. One mechanical pencil, .5 millimeter. Three sticks of bubble gum, winter fresh. I remember having four. [Gum pops] One jewel-encrusted Tomowachi, engraving... "To Josh, happy 8th birthday, Love mom." It’s dead. [gasps] Oh, crap! Oh! Aah! Oh, crap, oh, crap, oh, crap. Ah, jeez. You’re feeding him, right, and teaching him new tricks, and cleaning his poop? You got to clean his poop, Ted. Uh-huh. He’s fine. He’s just sleeping right now. He’s sleeping? It’s noon. What did you do to him? Hmm? Show him to me. He’s in my room, and you will get to see him when your team votes for Ki. Oh, no, Ted. My guys don't vote until I know He’s okay. You got that? Yes, fine. I’ll send you a picture. He better be smiling, ted. He better be smiling! Ladies and gentlemen, Pwners and Zwners, today is The day-- Napalm versus VGHS. Two incredible teams, two incredible captains, but only one will go on to the fps championship. Let’s talk jenny matrix. She’s still a sophomore. This is her first year on varsity, and this is the biggest game of her career. Can she handle the pressure? According to my readouts... No. There you have it. He’s here. Jacques Letoure and his scout are coming to the game. What? Wait. Why? Why? To see you play, and they want to meet you after the game. Word on the street is they're losing their backup sniper. Okay, so this--this is-- this is real. Mm-hmm, Ashley’s the only other player they're looking at. You kick his ass, and you will be packing your bags, because you will be going to Paris. Hey, it's a really, really good thing. Get your war face on. Mom... I have to tell Brian. [sighs] and I don't--I don't even know what to say. You still want this, right? Yeah, more than anything. Then you tell him that, and you hope that he understands. Yeah. Hey, hey, guys. [Laughter] Oh-ho, what is that? Dude. Hey, guys. Jenny, hey. We’re just-- Yeah, sorry to interrupt.