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  • [Hail to the Chief plays]

  • ♪ ♪

  • Candidates...

  • It's been quite an election.

  • The polls are closed.

  • The votes are in.

  • And one of you will be...

  • America's Next Top President!

  • [The Star-Spangled Banner

  • plays]

  • ♪ ♪

  • Senator Marshall...

  • Your record on women's rights

  • is impeccable, and you have

  • a strong military background.

  • Tony Hawk...

  • You're really, really good

  • at skateboarding.

  • I wish I could elect you

  • Thank you.

  • both.

  • But the final rose...

  • and nuclear launch codes...

  • Go to...

  • [suspenseful music]

  • ♪ ♪

  • The President of

  • The United States of America!

  • Mr. president!?

  • Frank, you're safe!

  • I am, but america's not.

  • Honey, hand over the launch

  • codes.

  • Tony, I'm gonna need your board.

  • Is this thing live?

  • America, listen to me

  • very carefully.

  • You are--

  • More on that later, zwners,

  • But we've got an epic Kill

  • streak in progress!

  • No time to explain -

  • just shut up and watch!

  • [gunfire]

  • [gunfire]

  • [rapid gunfire]

  • [explosion]

  • [jets whooshing]

  • [bullets zipping]

  • [explosion]

  • Yo, Brian.

  • Come on, I got you, bro.

  • [grunts]

  • [beeping]

  • Hey, come on, move your--

  • [rapid gunfire]

  • [explosion]

  • Move. 20 seconds to cap.

  • [crowd cheering]

  • Our top story - VGHS barely

  • survives their first playoff

  • match, but...

  • Last-minute miracle plays

  • and lucky comebacks just

  • aren't gonna cut it...

  • In the totally extreme road

  • to the championships!

  • The competition has never

  • been tougher, nor the stakes

  • higher. And...

  • You can't help but feel that

  • this VGHS team has lost

  • a certain...

  • Je ne sais...

  • "Law!"

  • [distant explosion]

  • [explosion]

  • [light creaking]

  • [gun cocks]

  • Ooh, la la.

  • Barnstormer.

  • Just sampling the local cuisine.

  • [chuckles] So were we.

  • [laughs]

  • Prostitutes.

  • Yeah.

  • [sighs]

  • Yeah.

  • You want another cap?

  • sure.

  • Not like there's anything else

  • going on.

  • Ha ha, yeah.

  • 17 to zero.

  • Are you Kidding me?

  • 17 to zero!

  • Napalm's unstoppable.

  • Championship's in the bag.

  • You got to get in on this thing

  • while you still can, before it

  • goes up, up, up!

  • Okay, we get it.

  • Starting a high school FPS

  • team was good for the company.

  • But why are we here?

  • What's your endgame?

  • What do you want?

  • I want...

  • Video Game High School.

  • [rock music]

  • Don't want to hear

  • about how the real world's ♪

  • the place for me? ♪

  • There's nothing out there

  • won't look better

  • on a tv screen

  • There's a better way? ♪

  • ♪ I don't care what you say

  • ♪ I just want to play

  • we all just want to play

  • Things will be all right

  • Soon as I get back to school

  • ♪ ♪

  • One down, four to go.

  • Yeah!

  • Up top, all right.

  • Whoa!

  • [hissing pop]

  • Vote for Shane.

  • It's okay, Wendell.

  • Let's pass out more cookies.

  • Okay.

  • Vote for Ki.

  • Thanks.

  • Hey!

  • [camera shutter clicks]

  • Yeah, i'll vote for Shane...

  • Like, never...

  • [laughs]

  • Three, two, one...

  • Go!

  • Yes!

  • Ha ha! whoo!

  • Ted wins.

  • Err!

  • Boosh!

  • [imitates engine revving]

  • Ph, sor--

  • Oh.

  • Hey, dude.

  • Sorry about that.

  • Are you...

  • How are you?

  • Yeah, he's our Ted now.

  • Yikes.

  • Are you okay?

  • To be honest...

  • No?

  • Hey, man, you got to forget

  • about that nerd.

  • We all got the day off.

  • Let's go get cool by the pool.

  • Actually, Games, Brian and I

  • have some one-on-one time

  • planned.

  • Yes, there is an olive oil

  • tasting at Romero's.

  • Jenny, we're gonna be late!

  • Is that what you're wearing?

  • For?

  • For your interview on OMG?

  • Oh, god, that's today?

  • Can't I just skip it?

  • That's hilarious.

  • See you in the car.

  • Oh, my god, Brian,

  • I'm so sorry.

  • I forgot.

  • We'll hang out tonight, yeah?

  • Yeah, don't worry about it.

  • Okay.

  • Good luck.

  • Thanks.

  • I don't know, Ki.

  • Shane's gonna throw us

  • a pizza party every week.

  • Yeah, what do we get if we

  • vote for you guys?

  • Well, you get

  • a strong leader--

  • Forget it, Ki.

  • The M.M.O. guild only wants

  • one thing--loot.

  • Let's talk deal.

  • Ooh.

  • Can you give me Babbage's blade?

  • Oh, my gosh, Josh.

  • If you wanted that lame sword,

  • you should have bought

  • the collector's edition.

  • Whatevs, I still want it, eh?

  • Fine, get my babe Babbage's

  • Blade, and you totes got our

  • votes.

  • We're outie.

  • Ooh, I should go too.

  • I'm going to meet with

  • the social gamers.

  • Ew, what?

  • Why?

  • Those guys aren't even

  • real gamers.

  • Plus, the M.M.O. guild is, like,

  • half the voting block, Ki.

  • Who will only vote for us

  • if we bribe them.

  • And I'm not that sort

  • of candidate, okay?

  • Okay, yeah.

  • No, you're right.

  • I don't know what I was

  • thinking.

  • Go meet the people.

  • Best running mate ever.

  • Best boyfriend ever--

  • This guy.

  • Hi, Ted.

  • Hi.

  • I have to go.

  • Oh, okay.

  • Bye, Ki.

  • Bye.

  • Okay, dork, you play

  • Deathstalker, right?

  • I'm gonna need you to get us

  • Babbage's blade.

  • What?

  • Why?

  • 'Cause it's the only way the

  • M.M.O. guild will vote for us.

  • And if we don't get those votes,

  • we're gonna lose, and then Ki's

  • Gonna cry.

  • Is that what you want, Ted?

  • You want Ki to cry?

  • No, of course not.

  • Exactly.

  • Suit up.

  • Okay.

  • But the only person I know that

  • Bbought the collector's edition

  • is...

  • Oh, man.

  • Hey, Ted, should I get

  • The collector's edition?

  • It's your money.

  • Do whatever you want.

  • Yeah.

  • What the heck, Ted?

  • You ignore me for two weeks,

  • and now you're trying to steal

  • my stuff?

  • It's for Ki.

  • She needs Babbage's blade to

  • win the election.

  • Not that you care.

  • Why didn't you just ask?

  • 'Cause I'm not talking to

  • you.

  • Now, do you want Ki to win this

  • or what?

  • Yeah