字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント I love you, Wade Wilson. We can fight this. You're right. Cancer's only in my liver, lungs, prostate, and brain. All things I can live without. What if I told you we can make you better You're a fighter We can give you abilities most men only dream of. Make you a superhero. Just promise you'll do right by me. So I can do right by someone else. And please don't make the supersuit green or animated! One thing that never survives this place is a sense of humor. Yeah, we'll see about that Posh Spice. Come on! Don't leave me all alone here with less angry Rosie O'Donnell [song] Wait! You may be wondering why the red suit. Well, that's so bad guys can't see me bleed. This guy's got the right idea. He wore the brown pants Daddy needs to express some rage. Motherfu**** ughhh [song] It reeks like old lady pants in here. Sounds like you have a dick in your mouth. ugh motherfu**** you are hard to look at Like a testicle with teeth You look like Freddy Krueger face-fu**** a topographical map of Utah. Exactly! [song] I'm touching myself tonight! [song] You are...haunting. You look like an avocado head had sex with an older avocado Thank you.