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( engine roaring )
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( automatic gunfire )
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HANG ON!
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MAN, THIS GUY WILL NOT DIE.
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DUDE, BUST OUT THAT NEW AXE. IT'S GOT MAD CRITS.
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( strums and chuckles )
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UNH!
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ALL RIGHT.
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THAT'S 40 SASHES. SO, WE'RE DONE, RIGHT?
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NO. WE GOTTA TURN THESE INTO STONEKEEP,
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AND THEN WE'RE GONNA FIND WYNORSKI THE WISE
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SO HE CAN DROP HIS MOUNT.
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HE DROPS A FREAKI'' CLOCKWORK BEAR.
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OH. OKAY. WELL, I KIND OF HAVE A THING WITH JENNY SOON.
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I THOUGHT WE WERE HANGING OUT TONIGHT.
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WELL, WE ARE. I MEAN, WE GOT PIZZA AND FROYO,
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AND WE'VE BEEN PLAYING FOR, LIKE, TWO HOURS.
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OH.
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I THOUGHT WE COULD, YOU KNOW, JUST FINISH MY QUEST LINE.
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I'M SORRY. I JUST DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS GONNA BE SO LATE.
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YEAH, WELL, WYNORSKI IS A TWO-MAN RAID,
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SO, UM...
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YOU KNOW, IT'S FINE, WHATEVER.
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I'LL JUST-- I'LL PARLEY WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
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HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? JENNY MAKES A GREAT MONK.
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MAYBE I COULD GET HER TO COME HELP.
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I DON'T WANT YOU TO CHANGE YOUR PLANS.
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NO, TED, REALLY, IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
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I DON'T WANT TO BE NEEDY.
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( sighs )
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LOOK, I DIDN'T MEAN THAT.
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YEAH, WELL...
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LET'S GET TO STONEKEEP. THIS IS A TIME QUEST.
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HI, NEED HELP WITH ANYTHING?
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HOW CAN I HELP YOU TODAY?
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ANYTHING I CAN DO?
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( toilet flushes )
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( cat meowing )
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I MEAN, IT'S JUST, IF WE WIN TOMORROW, WE GO TO PLAYOFFS,
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BUT IF WE LOSE, THAT'S IT.
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THE SEASON'S OVER, WHICH IS TOTALLY POSSIBLE
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'CAUSE STARS HOLLOW HIGH IS CRAZY GOOD
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AT KING OF THE HILL,
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AND THEN I WOULD BE THE VGHS CAPTAIN
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THAT DIDN'T GET US TO PLAYOFFS.
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
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( sighs ) I'M RAMBLING.
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I'M GONNA JUST SHUT UP NOW.
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WHAT?
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WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
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STOP... SMILING AT ME, YOU WEIRDO.
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WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT?
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THAT I LOVE YOU.
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OH, UM...
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THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW.
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THAT'S GOOD.
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OKAY, NOW, WAIT, WAIT.
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NOW I'M JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW MUCH I JUST BLEW THIS.
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NO, NO, NO. IT'S FINE.
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I SHOULD JUST GET TO BED
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BECAUSE WE HAVE THE BIG GAME TOMORROW,
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AND, UM... YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU THERE, RIGHT?
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- OKAY. - JENNY, I--
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- BYE. - YEAH.
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GOOD LUCK... TO US.
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OH, BRIAN, WHAT THE HELL?
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( imitates car engine and brakes )
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BRIAN?
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YOU IN HERE?
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WHAT IS THIS?
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Male Vocalist: ♪ THE CITY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S COMING ♪
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♪ SHE DOESN'T FEEL THE HEAT ♪
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♪ THE CITY WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT HER ♪
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♪ WHAT KNOCKED HER OUT INTO THE STREETS ♪
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♪ THE CITY'S THINKING THAT IT'S OVER ♪
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♪ SHE'S ALREADY FAST ASLEEP ♪
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♪ SO I'M BREAKING OUT OF HERE TONIGHT ♪
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♪ AND AM I READY ♪
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( music rises to driving crescendo )
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- ( music abruptly ends ) - HI, YEAH, CAN I GET 18 HOT WINGS...
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...FAMILY COMBO MEAL, AND A DOUBLE CHOCOLATE CHIP CAKE?
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NO MOTOR BIKES IN THE DRIVE-THRU, SIR.
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NO, I'M GONNA EAT ON MY BIKE. THAT'S COOL.
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IT'S STATE LAW, SIR. I CAN'T--
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NO. NO! I'M NOT GOING INSIDE!
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I'M GONNA EAT IT ON MY BIKE!
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SIR, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO COME INSIDE.
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( The Law weeping; car horn blowing )
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- SIR. - YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, I'M LOST!
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I DROVE 200 MILES THINKING ABOUT MY BEST FRIEND.
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- SIR, I CAN'T SERVE YOU. - ( horn honking )
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I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET HOME!
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SIR?
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HO, JEEZ.
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( breaker switches clunk noisily )
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SCOTT. SCOTT!
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OH, RIGHT. THE THING.
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SALUTATIONS, ZWNERS, IT'S THE BIG DAY,
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A DAY LIKE ANY OTHER CRAPPY, EMPTY DAY,
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BUT BIGGER, BECAUSE OF ESPORTS.
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MORE LIKE OMG SPORTS!
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I HATE YOU.
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HELLO THERE, I'M SHOT BOT 2.0,
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ACTIVATED JUST IN TIME
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TO WATCH VGHS TAKE ON STARS HOLLOW HIGH
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IN AN OLD SCHOOL KING OF THE HILL SLUGFEST.
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FIRST TO HOLD THE HILL FOR 10 MINUTES WINS THE GAME.
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- SHOULD BE EXCITING, EH, SCOTT? - SURE.
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I THINK WHAT YOU MEANT TO SAY IS ABSOLUTELY!
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BUT THE REAL QUESTION IS, WILL MARY MATRIX LET THE LAW PLAY
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NOW THAT HE'S CLEARED HIS NAME?
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ONE THING'S FOR SURE: MY BEST FRIEND IS GONE.
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I CAN BE YOUR FRIEND, SCOTT.
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BOOLEAN.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT, SCOTT?
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HE'S GONE.
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I BROUGHT YOU COFFEE AND A DANISH, BUT DON'T TELL COACH.
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THANKS.
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SO... HOW YOU DOING?
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( chuckles )
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I'M GOOD. AND YOU?
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UM, I'M FINE.
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YOU KNOW-- LITTLE NERVOUS.
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HAVE A START MEETING WITH COACH IN A BIT.
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BIG GAME TODAY, SO...
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YEP. BIG GAME.
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YEAH. HOW ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT?
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YOU GET THEM NEW PLAYS MEMORIZED?
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JENNY, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT LAST NIGHT,
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THAT'S FINE, BUT DON'T COME HERE
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AND PRETEND LIKE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN, OKAY?
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OKAY.
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ALL RIGHT, I GOTTA GO.
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YOU SHOULD GET TO YOUR MEETING.
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HOW YOU FEELING THOSE FLAPJACKS, VGHS?
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YOU HAVING A GOOD BRUNCHEON, SO FAR?
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WHO ORDERED BLUEBERRY?
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Ted: I DID.
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TED!
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AREN'T YOU GOING TO BRIAN'S GAME?
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YEAH, I GUESS.
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MAYBE I SHOULD.
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Shane: ...BUT I JUST GOTTA SAY HOW PROUD I AM
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THAT ALL OF YOU COULD BE HERE TODAY.
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KI! THE KART RACERS NEED MORE SYRUP.
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BUT VGHS IS FAMILY.
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AND I KNOW AROUND HERE CERTAIN FAMILY MEMBERS
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GET ALL THE ATTENTION.
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( coughs ) THE FPS TEAM!
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( laughter )
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BUT TODAY IS ABOUT THE REST OF US,
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AND BY THE REST OF US I MEAN THE BEST OF US.
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NOW, STUDENTS OF VGHS,
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I JUST HAVE ONE MORE QUESTION:
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CAN YOU DIG IN?
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WHOO!
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TACO BOY 14!
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- COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. - FASTER! FASTER!
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D.K.: REMEMBER WHAT I TAUGHT YOU IN CLASS TODAY.
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- YEAH! - NO! DON'T!
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( overlapping chatter )
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WHOA!
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COME ON, DOMINO!
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WHOA. WHAT'S GOING ON?
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YOU GOT IT, YOU GOT IT!
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D.K.: THEODORE! YOU SAID
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YOU'D BE AT YOUR FRIEND'S FPS TOURNEY.
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WHAT GIVETH?
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YOU GUYS ARE GAMBLING. YOU'RE BREAKING THE RULES.
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( chuckling ) THEODORE, WE'RE DRIFTERS.
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WE DON'T BREAK THE RULES,
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WE BEND THEM, THEN WE DRIFT AROUND THOSE BENDS.
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WHY DON'T YOU GO FETCH US SOME SODAS.
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Boy: YOU GOT IT, YOU GOT IT!
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COME ON, CLUTCH!
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YOU GOT IT, CLUTCH!
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YOU GOT IT, YOU GOT IT, YOU GOT IT!
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THAT'S IT, COME ON!
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- BEHIND YOU! - I CALL NEXT!
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( tires screech, clatter )
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I'M LOOKING FOR A BOY.
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FOURTEEN, LOVES TACOS,
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LAST SEEN GETTING THRASHED BY ME
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IN A LACERATION FORCE PUB SERVER,
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THEN RUNNING TO THE MODS AND CALLING ME A CHEATER.
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I TRACKED DOWN HIS I.P. ADDRESS TO THIS LAME-ASS SCHOOL,
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AND I'M NOT LEAVING UNTIL I TAKE HIM DOWN.
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( low ) I'M TACO BOY 14.
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WHAT?!
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WENDELL, IF THE SCHOOL FINDS OUT YOU'VE BEEN--
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I KNOW, THEY'LL THROW ME OUT OF THE FIGHTING TEAM.
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I KNOW, I JUST-- KI, YOU HAVE TO HELP ME.
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I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH CONFRONTATION.
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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OH, NO, NO, NOTHING.
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UM, I JUST SAID, UH,
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I SAID THAT THESE-- THESE PANCAKES,
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THEY, UM, CAN'T HANDLE MY MASTICATION.
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I AM TACO BOY 14.
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INTERESTING.
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DID YOU... WANT YOUR REVENGE NOW, OR...?
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EAT FIRST. REVENGE LATER.
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SIT.
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JACKS RUSHES TO THE LEFT WITH DOUBLE SMGS, PROVIDING YOU COVERAGE.
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JACKS SHOULD HANG BACK. GAMES SHOULD FLANK LEFT
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AND THEN HOLD TIGHT IN THAT POSITION UNTIL WE'RE ABLE TO GET BACK UP IT.
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THAT'S ROOKIE TACTICS. WE NEED TO THROW EVERYTHING WE HAVE AT THEM.
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WE NEED TO BE AGGRESSIVE. COME ON, JENNY, FOCUS.
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MOM, I WANT TO DATE BRIAN.
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NO. NOW CAN WE GET BACK TO THIS? WE NEED TO PREP FOR THE GAME.
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LET ME REPHRASE THAT:
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I AM DATING BRIAN.
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OH. WELL, I'VE GOT A GAME TO PREP
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BECAUSE YOU TWO ARE BENCHED.
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NO, COULD YOU LISTEN TO ME FOR ONE SECOND HERE?
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I SWEAR, JENNY, IF YOU'RE SCREWING AROUND WITH ME--
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- HE SAID HE LOVES ME. - I'M NOT DOING THIS.
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BRIAN MEANS IT, MOM. WHY WON'T YOU LISTEN TO ME?
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I AM NOT GOING TO WATCH YOU SCREW UP YOUR CAREER!
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WHEN WE GET TO THE PLAYOFFS, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE PRO CONTRACTS ON THE TABLE,
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AND YOU'RE GONNA LOSE FOCUS NOW, WHEN YOU'RE SO CLOSE?
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THE SAD TRUTH IS THAT GUYS LIKE BRIAN,
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THEY GET IN THE WAY, JUST LIKE YOUR DAD DID.
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IT WAS HARD, YOU KNOW.
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IT WAS REALLY HARD TO STAND IN FRONT OF ALL THOSE PEOPLE
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AND SAY THAT I'M THE ONLY ONE
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WHO GETS TO CALL YOU MOM.
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YOU'RE NOT A MOM.
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YOU WERE NEVER THERE FOR ME.
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AND DAD, THE ONE WHO ALWAYS GOT IN THE WAY,
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HE WAS ALWAYS THERE FOR ME.
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HE DID EVERYTHING WITH ME
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THAT A MOTHER SHOULD DO WITH A DAUGHTER.
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HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO FIX MY HAIR.
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HE-- HE SHOWED ME HOW TO TALK TO BOYS.
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HE DID EVERYTHING YOU WOULDN'T DO BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T AROUND.
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SO, YEAH, NOW YOU CAN TELL ME WHETHER OR NOT I CAN PLAY,
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BUT YOU CANNOT TELL ME WHO TO CARE ABOUT.
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I'M DATING BRIAN.
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HAVE FUN RIDING THE BENCH, THEN.
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THAT'S YOUR CALL, COACH.
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- SO, YOU'RE NOT TACO BOY 14. - YES, I AM.
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LOOK, I'VE PLAYED A LOT OF LACERATION FORCE.
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I THINK I WOULD KNOW KI SWAN,
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THE DAUGHTER OF THE GAME'S CREATOR, WHEN I SEE HER.
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FINE. I'M KI, BUT THAT DOESN'T--
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AND I ALSO KNOW YOU QUIT THE PUB CIRCUIT TWO YEARS AGO.
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YOU GET BORED OR SOMETHING?
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NO. I SIMPLY MASTERED THE GAME.
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- IT WASN'T FUN ANYMORE. - ( laughs )
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THAT'S CALLED GETTING BORED, KI,
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WHICH IS NUTS BECAUSE LACERATION FORCE ROCKS.
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I'VE LOGGED 30,000 HOURS AND I'M STILL HAVING FUN AT IT.
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JEEZ. YOU MUST GET BORED AT EVERYTHING.
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I DO.
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HEY. WE SHOULD FIGHT.