字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント Whould you rather: listen to Josh Groban OR have diarhea ladle into your ear? Hard choice, amirite? @MmmKandiYamz would like to let me know that Drake looks like voldemort with hair. A Lady GaGa fragrance? Bet it smells like d**k. It does. Trying to use the word 'hate' less often. Here goes: I thoroughly dislike Sam Smith. Well done. Jessie J looks like she takes giant s**t. Stincky ones too. F**k you Black Shelton you inbred hick. Let's face it, the girls from Haim are ugly as f**k and perform like they're orgasming. I kind of like that, though. Hey look. Ed Sheeran is still ugly. Wiz Khalifa looks like a homeless woman. I really wanna just flick Iggy Azalea's stupid mole off her face and into the bin. Pitbull is starting to grow on me... kidding. I hope his voice box gets destroyed by a gorilla d**k Sia sounds like she has a mouth full of s**t Childish Gambino looks like he tried to suck is own d**k a few times. That's weird. The weather in New York City right now is like a young Britney Spears: pretty hot, kinda gross. I'd rather listen to an auto-tuned queef played on a continuous loop than listen to Ariana Grande's new album. Jason Aldean sounds like his d**k got stuch in his sister. I'd rather bathe in my own vomit than go see 5 seconds of summer on tour. Katy Perry has a voice that reminds me of balls covered in glass sliding down my throat. nice gal Gangnam Style is SO f**king annoying like jfc i want to shove a stick up Psy's ass so he can't dance anymore You can do it, but I still can dance.