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What's up? What are we gonna get done today?
さて、今日はどうしましょう?
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How do I tell him what I want him to do with my hair?
髪をどうしてほしいかなんて、どうやって言うんだろう?
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Like, shorter?
短く?
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Like the same shape but with less hair?
形は同じだけど、量を減らして?
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Is that stupid?
バカみたいに聞こえるかな?
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Whatever, it'll grow back.
まあ良いや、どうせ伸びるし。
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What if my hair smells bad?
髪が臭かったらどうしよう?
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Can hair smell bad?
髪って、臭いことあるの?
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How would you know?
どうやったら分かるんだ?
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Is he making conversation because he thinks I want to talk?
会話をしてくるのって、僕が話したいと思っているって思われているから?
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Or because he actually wants to talk?
それとも、彼が話したいから?
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Does he realize we had the same exact conversation last time I got my hair cut?
前回髪を切ってもらった時も、全く同じ会話をしたんだけど、分かってる?
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How much do you tip a barber?
床屋には、いくらチップを渡すんだろう?
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Should I Google it?
ググってみるべき?
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Can I Google it without him noticing?
気づかれずにググれる?
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It's weird that hair is just always growing.
髪って伸び続けてるの、変だな。
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Like it's always just slowly oozing out of me.
常に、僕の中から、ゆっくりにじみ出ているみたいな。
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I have an itch on my nose, should I itch it?
鼻がかゆい…かいて良いかな?
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I just moved my hands under the sheet.
シートの下で手を動かしたけど
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Did it look like I was just touching my penis?
アソコを触ってるって思われたかな?
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Alright, I'm just gonna touch my nose so that he knows that that's what I was trying to do in the first place.
鼻を触ろう。そうすれば、僕が最初からそうしたかったんだって分かってもらえる。
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What do they do with all the hair on the floor?
床に落ちたこの髪、どうするんだろう?
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Do they throw it out with regular trash?
普通のゴミと一緒に捨てるのかな?
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Or do they have to throw it out in a special trash, like with cans of paint and batteries?
それとも、ペンキ缶や電池みたいに、特別なゴミになるの?
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I always just throw my batteries in the regular trash.
僕はいつも、電池を普通ゴミで捨てちゃうけど。
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He's really spending a lot of time on that part of my head!
あの部分、すごく長く時間かけてる!
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He didn't do that on the other side of the head!
反対側はしなかったのに!
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Do I have a weirdly shaped head?
僕の頭の形、変なのかな?
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Ok, he's showing me the back.
後ろを見せてくれるんだ。
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It actually just looks like the back of my head!
僕の後頭部に見えるけど。
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Would I know if it didn't look good?
良くなかったら、分かるものなの?
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Maybe I could cut my own hair.
髪は自分で切れるかも。
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I mean, how hard is it?
だって、どれくらい難しいんだ?
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I bet I could cut my own hair.
絶対自分でできるな。
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Thank you very much.
ありがとう。
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You're very welcome.
どういたしまして。
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You want some dreads?
ドレッドはどうですか?
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You want to get some extensions in there?
エクステは?
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Yeah.
はい。
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You wanna get some cute shells.
かわいい貝殻とか。
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Shells are nice, I like shells.
良いですね。貝殻、好きです。
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Shells we can do.
できますよ。
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Can you do shells on hair that's this short?
こんなに短い髪に、貝殻を付けられるんですか?
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You can get, like, a little thing in the back right here.
後ろのこの部分に、小さいのを付けられますよ。
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That'd be kinda cute, right?
かわいいでしょう?
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Like, what about a look like this, like, all, like look, if you were bald, look at this.
こんな感じはどうですか?ほら、これ。ハゲだったら…見てください。