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  • - SOME PEOPLE REALLY ENJOY THE HOLIDAYS.

  • I'LL TELL YOU WHO DOESN'T: STUDENTS.

  • BECAUSE THEY GET STRESSED OUT. MIDTERMS ARE HAPPENING.

  • SO YOU KNOW ME, I'M ALWAYS TRYING TO HELP.

  • I ASKED THEM IF THEY SEND ME THEIR HOMEWORK QUESTIONS,

  • I'LL HELP 'EM 'CAUSE I HAVE A SEGMENT,

  • HOMEWORKER HELPERER.

  • - [singing] A, B, C.

  • EASY AS ONE, TWO, THREE.

  • AS SIMPLE AS DO, RE, MI.

  • A, B, C.

  • ONE, TWO, THREE.

  • BABY, YOU AND ME, GIRL.

  • EASY AS ONE, TWO, THREE.

  • AS SIMPLE AS DO, RE, MI.

  • - NO, NO TIME.

  • NO TIME FOR FUN. RECESS IS OVER.

  • HERE IS THE FIRST QUESTION I RECEIVED.

  • THIS IS FROM JARED ALTMARK FROM MARGATE, FLORIDA.

  • HE SAYS, "HI, ELLEN, THIS WEEK WE HAD TO PICK A TOPIC

  • "FOR A RESEARCH PAPER

  • "WITH THE THEME 'LEADERSHIP AND LEGACY.'

  • "YOU WERE MY FIRST CHOICE,

  • "BUT AS SOON AS I SAID YOUR NAME,

  • "MY ENGLISH TEACHER SAID, 'NOT RELEVANT.'

  • "CAN YOU PLEASE TELL HER

  • WHY YOU SHOULD BE THE TOPIC OF MY PAPER?"

  • UNBELIEVABLE, HUH?

  • I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR TEACHER'S NAME.

  • ACTUALLY, NO, NO, IT'S NOT RELEVANT.

  • I DON'T NEED IT.

  • [audience oohs]

  • [cheers and applause]

  • AND BY THE WAY, I'M NOT RELEVANT,

  • TEACHER WHATEVER-YOUR-NAME-IS?

  • HOW ABOUT 34 MILLION TWITTER FOLLOWERS AND, UH--

  • [cheers and applause]

  • ONE RIGHT THERE.

  • AND 14 PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARDS, HOW 'BOUT THAT RIGHT THERE?

  • [cheers and applause]

  • 27 EMMY AWARDS, HOW 'BOUT THAT RIGHT THERE?

  • [cheers and applause]

  • AND TWO-TIME HOST OF THE OSCARS.

  • THAT RIGHT THERE.

  • AND "PEOPLE MAGAZINE'S" SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE

  • FOUR YEARS AND COUNTING.

  • [cheers and applause]

  • NO.

  • I--I MADE THAT LAST ONE UP, BUT--

  • BUT THERE ARE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE

  • WITH MY NAME ON THEIR UNDERWEAR.

  • SO TAKE THAT, WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS.

  • NEXT QUESTION.

  • THE NEXT QUESTION IS FROM ANNABELL KRANZ

  • FROM CARMEL, INDIANA.

  • "DEAR ELLEN, IN ALGEBRA THEY ALWAYS GIVE US

  • "THE EQUATION LIKE 'Y=3/5X+7'

  • "AND THEN THEY ASK US TO FIND THE 'X'.

  • "SO I CIRCLE THE 'X' AND I WRITE 'IT'S WRITE THERE.'

  • "AND I ALWAYS GET THE QUESTION WRONG,

  • AND I WAS WONDERING WHY."

  • VERY FUNNY, ANNABELL.

  • LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT'S WRONG.

  • OKAY.

  • ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE SAYING

  • THAT YOU'RE DOING THE "Y=3/5X+7."

  • OKAY?

  • ALL RIGHT, WELL, THEN YOU SAY,

  • "FIND THE 'X.'"

  • YOU CIRCLE THE "X" RIGHT THERE,

  • AND YOU SAY,

  • "IT'S WRITE THERE."

  • OKAY.

  • SO...

  • WHAT YOU'RE DOING WRONG IS OBVIOUS,

  • BUT I'LL POINT IT OUT ANYWAY.

  • YOU ARE WRITING THE WORD "WRITE" WRONG.

  • YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SPELL IT "RIGHT."

  • AND THEN IF YOU DO THAT...

  • [cheers and applause]

  • ALL OF THOSE A'S WILL COME ROLLING IN.

  • NEXT QUESTION IS FROM MADDIE HOOFORD

  • FROM DALLAS, TEXAS.

  • "DEAR ELLEN, I AM A PRE-NURSING MAJOR.

  • "I'M CURRENTLY TAKING HUMAN ANATOMY.

  • "IT'S THE HARDEST CLASS I'VE EVER HAD TO TAKE.

  • "I HAVE TO LABEL EVERY SINGLE PART OF THE BODY,

  • "INCLUDING THE VEINS AND MUSCLES.

  • "DO YOU HAVE ANY TIPS ON HOW TO MEMORIZE

  • THE PARTS OF THE BODY?"

  • MADDIE, VISUAL AIDS HELP WITH MEMORIZATION,

  • AND I'M GONNA BRING OUT SOMEONE

  • WHO IS TOO, TOO PRETTY FOR COLLEGE.

  • NICK, COME ON OUT HERE.

  • [cheers and applause]

  • HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD.

  • - NICK, I'M GLAD YOU'RE BACK.

  • NICK WAS ACTUALLY--

  • HE HAD A PART IN "MAGIC MIKE 2."

  • YOU WERE SHOOTING THE SEQUEL.

  • - YEAH.

  • [cheers and applause]

  • - GOT YOU A PART IN THAT.

  • YOU'RE WELCOME. HOW'D THAT GO?

  • - IT WAS AMAZING. IT WAS A BLAST.

  • - TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT. - UM...

  • - WELL, WE DON'T HAVE TIME.

  • UM, JUST LOSE THE SHIRT.

  • I HAVE TO-- I HAVE TO, UM--

  • [cheers and applause]

  • MADDIE, THESE RIGHT HERE,

  • THESE ARE ABDOMINAL MUSCLES.

  • - RIGHT.

  • - AND MOST PEOPLE HAVE SIX,

  • BUT NICK HAS, LIKE, 12 OR 14 OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

  • AND SHOW YOUR TRICEPS, SHOW YOUR TRICEPS.

  • - OKAY. - OKAY, SEE THAT?

  • [cheers and applause]

  • YOU CAN--YOU CAN TRY TO GET THEM,

  • EXCEPT YOU WON'T.

  • THESE OF COURSE ARE BOOBIES.

  • [cheers and applause]

  • AND--I'M KIDDING.

  • THOSE ARE NOT CALLED "BOOBIES."

  • I KNOW, THEY'RE CALLED "PECTORIS RIDICULOUSNESS"

  • IS WHAT IT'S CALLED.

  • AND, UH, THIS LINE, NO ONE HAS THAT.

  • I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS. THAT'S RIDIC--

  • I GUESS IF YOU SPILL SOMETHING IT JUST DRIPS DOWN.

  • ALL RIGHT, TURN AROUND, NICK.

  • OKAY, AND, UH, THIS IS, UH--

  • THIS IS SOME KIND OF A NOTE TO ME OR SOMETHING.

  • THESE ARE, UH-- THESE ARE DELTA BURKES.

  • AND THEN, UM...

  • THEN, UH...

  • JUST LET EVERYBODY ENJOY THIS PART OF YOU RIGHT NOW.

  • [cheers and applause]

  • THERE'S THAT PART.

  • WHAT'S THAT? THAT'S CALLED THE...

  • [audience shouting]

  • ALL OF THAT WOULD WORK.

  • ALL RIGHT, MADDIE, I HOPE THAT HELPS.

  • IF ANYONE HAS ANY HOMEWORK QUESTIONS,

  • PLEASE SEND THEM TO ME, AND I SEND YOU THIS DANCE.

- SOME PEOPLE REALLY ENJOY THE HOLIDAYS.

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エレンが宿題を手伝ってくれる! (Ellen's Helping Out with Homework!)

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    Chih-Han Wu に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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