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  • - Hi, friends, I'm here with the one and the only

  • - Jenna Marbles. (laughing) - [Tyler] Woo!

  • - [Tyler] What are we doing, Jenna?

  • - I'm gonna ask you some Brain Quests

  • some fourth grade (both laughing)

  • some fourth grade questions.

  • - Mm-hmm.

  • - And you're gonna have three seconds to answer them.

  • - Fuck, okay, well these are hard questions,

  • we were going through them a little bit.

  • - Yeah, some of them are easy.

  • - For a fourth grader, you gotta be smart,

  • and as a 25 year old I'm dumb as shit, so...

  • - Yep.

  • - If I don't get the question right in three seconds,

  • what are you going to do?

  • - I'm gonna rip your hair out your leg.

  • (laughing)

  • No pain, no gain, honey.

  • - What is the gain from this?

  • (laughing)

  • - [Both] Just like smooth legs.

  • - Okay, find an antonym of generous,

  • here are your choices:

  • - Oh, great!

  • - I have choices for you. - [Tyler] Oh, okay, yeah.

  • - Kind, tasty, difficult, miserly.

  • One, two - [Tyler] For generous?

  • - [Jenna] Three (Tyler stammering)

  • - [Jenna] It's miserly.

  • - (laughing) Oh, shit!

  • Wait, miserly?

  • Ow, oh my God, ow!

  • (laughing)

  • - Holy shit! - [Jenna] It's beautiful!

  • - [Jenna] Look! - [Tyler] Look at that.

  • - [Tyler] Oh my God, it tingles.

  • - This is terrible, I feel awful!

  • - But that look smooth as shit.

  • - You look like a baby!

  • I looked at the laser hair removal,

  • because it's like if you wax, it's expensive to do anything,

  • you know what I mean?

  • So I looked into it, it was a lot cheaper than I thought

  • to get like six sessions, or whatever.

  • And they get all in, just like a stranger,

  • they make you like spread eagle like that,

  • and they just get in there and like

  • (scratching) to your asshole.

  • - Wait, your talking about laser.

  • - Mm-hmm.

  • - Lasering your asshole.

  • - Yeah, and all of it.

  • - You live your dream, girl.

  • - To put money in the bank,

  • do you make a deposit or a withdrawal?

  • - A deposit. (laughing)

  • - What do you look for if you need water in shade trees?

  • - An oasis?

  • - Yeah. - [Tyler] Oh my God.

  • - What continent is located entirely

  • in the eastern and southern hemispheres?

  • - Australia?

  • - Yeah, holy shit, you're crushing it right now!

  • - Thank you, thank you.

  • - Alright, subtract 3,996 from 6,325.

  • - Are you, holy! (laughing)

  • - One, - [Tyler] No, wait!

  • - Two,

  • - I forgot the numbers, this is...

  • - Get waxed!

  • - What, no (laughing) no!

  • - Ah, one, two, three, ah!

  • - Oh my God, oh my God, ouch! (laughing)

  • Oh my God, oh my God!

  • - I'm sorry, Tyler!

  • - The worst was when I thought you were gonna rip it

  • and you didn't.

  • - I know.

  • - (breathing heavy) (laughing)

  • - What three digit numbers can you make

  • from the numbers one, two, and three?

  • - Three, - [Tyler] 321.

  • - Two, one. - [Tyler] Wait!

  • - [Tyler] How many do you need? (laughing)

  • - There's six answers.

  • - No, I gave you one, that counts!

  • (laughing)

  • That's good. - [Jenna] Okay, okay.

  • - [Jenna] In what state can you visit

  • the Kennedy Space Center?

  • - Oh, fuck this shit!

  • Some type of, Nevada?

  • (buzzing)

  • (laughing) Oh, fuck, oh my God!

  • (laughing)

  • Oh!

  • - I didn't mean to rip them both,

  • but they were stuck together. (laughing)

  • Oh my God, are you okay?

  • - Oh my God!

  • - Does our number system come from the Arabs,

  • the Greeks, or the Chinese?

  • - Uh, the Chinese?

  • - (buzzing) The Arabs!

  • - (laughing) Oh fuck, thank you, Arabs.

  • (Jenna humming)

  • - What?

  • - Get waxed (laughing)

  • Oh, it's gonna be so good, make it real warm,

  • oh, make it nasty! - [Tyler] I hate you!

  • - [Jenna] Make it nasty! - [Tyler] I hate you!

  • - [Jenna] Drop, drop it to the floor, make it nasty!

  • Take the antonym of play and add it to home,

  • what compound word do you get?

  • - Layhome? (laughing)

  • I don't know, what is it?

  • - Homework?

  • - Oh, work and play, I thought--

  • - That's right!

  • - No! (laughing)

  • - What info is not gathered in U.S. Census?

  • A person's name, age, race, or weight?

  • It's weight. - [Tyler] Name?

  • - [Tyler] Wait, no! (laughing)

  • Oh my God, I thought it was name, though.

  • Oh, fuck that! - [Jenna] That's nice.

  • - [Jemna] Okay, let me get in here.

  • - Oh, it tingles.

  • - Dude, like really, the home little waxing kit,

  • this shit's doing a bang up job.

  • - Thank you.

  • - Turn the word part into a word

  • for something you set to catch a rat.

  • Three, - [Tyler] A trap!

  • - [Jenna] Yeah. - [Tyler] Okay, oh my God.

  • - [Jenna] It's a trap! - [Tyler] Got it.

  • - [Jenna] If Mario eats three meals a day,

  • how many meals does he eat in three weeks?

  • - Oh, fuck this shit!

  • Three times seven is 21, - [Jenna] Three, two,

  • - [Jenna] one! - [Tyler] Oh, God, 63!

  • - [Jenna] You're right, but you're out of time!

  • - No, oh my God, ow! (laughing)

  • - Ready?

  • - Oh! (laughing)

  • - I'm sorry!

  • - That was by far the most painful one yet.

  • - Okay, which comes first in a butterfly's life cycle?

  • - Fuck this.

  • - The larva or the pupa?

  • - Oh, fuck this, the pupa.

  • - It's the larva.

  • - No, no, those are calls.

  • - Get wax, alright, I'm gonna do this as hard as I can.

  • One, two...

  • (Tyler laughing)

  • - Oh, my goodness!

  • - We didn't get this one yet, two, three,

  • four, five, six, seven!

  • (Tyler whining)

  • Oh my God.

  • - Considering all the pain that you just put me through,

  • I think I deserve to wax one strip on you.

  • - Yeah.

  • - Where do you want it?

  • - Anywhere.

  • - Right here? - [Jenna] Where ever you want.

  • - Wait, can I really?

  • - Yeah, it's just gonna be a butt load of fake tan.

  • - Wait (laughing) okay, let's do this, oh my.

  • - Yeah, that's the way to do it.

  • - Is it gonna stick?

  • Oh, wait! (laughing)

  • - I'm like, yeah, that's the way to do it.

  • It's like my entire forearm.

  • Fuck! - [Tyler] Yeah, it is.

  • Does electricity move through a conductor or an insulator?

  • - An insulator.

  • Well I mean it comes from a conductor--

  • - (laughing) Okay, I'll give you that because you're--

  • - No, tear it off. - [Tyler] Are you sure?

  • - Just get waxed, just get waxed, what!

  • Oh my God! - [Tyler] Are you ready, okay?

  • - Three, two, one.

  • - Oh my God! - Oh, God!

  • (laughing)

  • - [Tyler] That is the best thing I've ever seen!

  • - Oh, dude, oh!

  • - 100% fucked over tanner.

  • - Fake tanner, you guys.

  • - Oh my God! (laughing)

  • This was fun, while she does my last little knee pit,

  • I guess I can say goodbye, thank you for watching everyone,

  • and be sure to thumbs up and subscribe to me and Jenna,

  • and I'm like on the edge of my fucking seat right now!

  • (laughing)

  • Um, goodbye everyone, I love you.

  • Fu..oh my goodness, grascioniess!

  • (bouncy music)

  • What is the condition of your asshole, right now,

  • this very day, the people need to know.

  • - Exciting?

  • - (laughing) God bless.

- Hi, friends, I'm here with the one and the only

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レッグ・ワックス・トーチャー(ft. Jenna Marbles)|タイラー・オークリー (Leg Waxing Torture (ft. Jenna Marbles) | Tyler Oakley)

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    Bruce に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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