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- So what do you want to do after high school?
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- Well, I definitely want to stay in California,
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and my first choice school would be Stanford.
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USC is way up on there too!
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- What are you going to do after college?
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- (sighs) I have no idea.
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- High School You
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- College You
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- High School You vs. College You
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- High School Punctuality.
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- Oh no! I can't be late again or I'll get detention!
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What time it is?
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- It's 7:58. You've got a couple minutes.
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- (sighs) Thank God!
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- College Punctuality.
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- It is 12:30, sir! You are late!
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- (laughs) This course is an elective.
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- High School Angst.
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- Everyone else here is so stupid.
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God, I can't wait to get out of this school.
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- College Angst.
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- (sighs) Everyone else here is so smart.
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Asian excellence means nothing in college.
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- High School Crushes.
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- (sighs) I love you.
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- College Crushes.
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- Hey, Allison!
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- Oh hi!
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- How's it going?
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- High School Drinking.
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- Guys, got this from my older brother.
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- College Drinking.
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- Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Whoa!
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- Get wasted!
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- High School Meals.
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- Are you going to eat all of this for lunch?
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- Yeah, my mom made it.
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- College Meals.
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- Is that all you're going to eat for lunch today?
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- Yeah, it was like ten cents.
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- High School Parents.
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- You can't tell me what to do.
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No, you shut up! Okay, whatever. Bye!
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- Who are you talking to?
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- (sighs) My mom! She's the worst.
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- College Parents.
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- Alright, I'll call you as much as I can.
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Okay, love you too. Bye!
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- Your mom sounds so cute.
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- I know. She's the best. I miss her so much.
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- High School Homework.
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- Hey, you want to get lunch?
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- Do you not want me to get into a good school?
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- College Homework.
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- Do you want to get lunch?
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- Umm, yeah, for sure!
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- High School Fitness.
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- (sighs) Screw gym class.
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- College Fitness.
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- (sighs) Why is everyone here so hot?
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Jesus! Alright, I'm going to do some push-ups.
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- High School Friends.
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- You know, you are the only person that gets me.
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- Awww, Eugene! Thanks! You're so sweet.
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- College Friends.
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- But it's required credit. We have to take it.
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- I'll take it next semester.
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- I know. But I feel like--
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- Post-College
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- Did you ever talk to Allison?
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- Yeah, I finally talked to her.
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- You two are so embarrassing.
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- Shut-up! You're like what? Almost thirty?
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- (chuckles) That's like ancient!
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- I am not that old, excuse me.
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Hello, respect your elders.
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- Just ignore him.
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- Whoa! Listen to me.
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- God, I was suck a dick! And an ass!
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- They stand up that way.
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- No, my hair is not that tall.