字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント Congratulations on your engagement You just signed on for a life time of love Companionship, and 12-18 months of logistical hell Step 1: pick a location Okay, this is easy. Barn. –Catholic church Fuck Step 2: make a guest list I have 86 cousins and they all have kids My mom says we have to invite all the couples they met on the cruise last year That means we get to invite 2 friends It’s more than we thought Step 3: set a budget We want something simple and cheap Then fuck that budget cause no matter what you do, it’s gonna be expensive You’re riding on a Shetland pony and then enjoy a 7 course meal in a crochet garden Super low key. Chalkboards, the mason jars. We’ll get a food truck I’ve got a shed out in the back with some Christmas lights in it Wait, it’s for a fucking wedding Step 4: grow dissolution with commercial wedding industry And resist the urge to elope I’ve talked to the photographer. We could upgrade from the lovey- dovey package to the lovey- dovey platinum package Or we could just say fuck it, drive to Vegas and end this Too late. I already put a down payment on the DJ I’m gonna play the Black Eyed Peas, Whoo! Step 5: send out save the dates Not to be confused with invitation, which are different for some reason I don’t know. Sometimes save the dates are magnets Step 6: fight about things you don’t actually care about The cummerbunds have to be periwinkle Because the bow ties are periwinkle That’s gonna clash with the table runners Step 7: register for gifts you don’t actually care about Do we need a banana unpeeler? Step 8: find an officiant that will appease your super religious extended family And your super liberal atheist friends I’ll talk about how woman is servant to her husband And I’ll also probably mention hell a few times You’ll both drink from the earth chalice Then I’ll do a dance in honor of Mother Gaia I will read the Lord’s prayer and also I’m gay Oh, thank god. You’re it. You’re it Step 9: send more fancy litter Make sure to include litter they can litter back to you Not that they will Hey, I was just wondering if you were coming because you haven’t RSVP yet And its 80 dollars per plate, Darren The only thing left to do is step 10 Have awkward conversations with friends you couldn’t invite Yeah, I haven’t gotten my invitation yet No. No. No. –Really? Weird. Really? That’s… Congratulations, you planned a wedding Enjoy it. This is the one day when everyone in your life will come together And find something to be disappointed about A buffet? That is so tacky Cousin Sally’s wedding had a chocolate fountain And the cummerbunds clash with the table runners, ugh! Oh my god! You’re at a free party and you’re going to complain? You know, everyone should just elope. Just elope Hey guys, it’s Murph from College Humor Click here to subscribe, and here to watch more videos And leave a comment. I’ll get you started Uh, am I the only one who didn’t find this funny?