字幕表 動画を再生する
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Subtitle by Bryan Pai, BS Translations
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What happened?
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What did you do to my stomach?
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What's going on?
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We stuck a package of ours in your little tummy and you are going to transport something very special to us.
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Oh God! This is definitely used.
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No, no, no.
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-Hey, do you speak English? -No, no, no, no English.
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-Do you speak English? -No, I just say I no speak En...
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Take me to the hospital. Somebody put a bag of blue stuff inside of me and I need you to take it out, it's Leaker's.
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It is estimated most human beings only use 10% of the brain's capacity.
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Imagine if we could access 100%, interesting things begin to happen.
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Oh my God! That's Samuel L. Jackson. (Morgan Freeman as Samuel L. Jackson)
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Yes?
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"Prossefor" Samuel L. Jackson, I just wikipediaed all your research about the human brain.
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It's a little boring, but at least there are some pictures in it.
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Well, thank you.
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It seems this drug is actually enabling you to use your brain nearly three times the amount of the average person, which in theory which should make you are a super genius.
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I knew it
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But it also seems your brain is; how do I put this politely, much, much, much dumber than the average person. So not only you are not a super genius but you are still way below average.
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I knew it!
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You currently have accessed 28% of your brain and it will only go up from there.
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Wait what!? How would that even fit inside of my head?
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It’s not changing in size you are just using more of it.
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But you just said! I have 28 person's brains. How is that not bigger?
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No! "Percent"
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-Percent. -Person. -Percent. -Person. -Percement. -28% -Kaicent.
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I can feel every living thing. -This is a table.
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I can do things that I could never do before. -This is a book.
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Since when did you start eating Chinese?
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Since an hour ago.
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What happens once she reaches 100%.
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I don't...
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care.
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I am like a super hero or genius now.
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No, you are not.
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-The blue stuff makes me smarter. -Prove it then. You couldn't answer it yesterday.
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Uh... Hello~
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Well there are two 2s in the equation and the number two sounds like the letter “U” and the letter U is between the letters T and V in the alphabet.
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But TVs aren't really relevant anymore, because everybody has computers now. So it's kind of like you have two TVs, it's just like what is that even "for" (註: 音同four)?
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That’s right.
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I knew it.
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I feel like I have exceeded my limits.
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Like if there are limits for me before, now there's less of those limits, if not no limits at all.
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I just feel limitless. You know like that one movie that with Bradley Cooper in it.
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"The Hungover", you know what I mean, right?
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I have no idea.