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  • So that's, you know, coming along.

  • I'm working with a vocal coach,

  • strengthening the...

  • A lot guys ignore the laugh.

  • And that's about standards.

  • I mean, if you're gonna get into the Evil League of Evil,

  • you have to have a memorable laugh.

  • What? Do you think Bad Horse didn't work on his whinny?

  • His terrible death-whinny.

  • No response, BTW, from the League yet,

  • but my application is strong this year.

  • A letter of condemnation from the Deputy Mayor.

  • That's gotta have some weight,

  • so...

  • fingers crossed.

  • Emails.

  • "2sly4u" writes--

  • "Hey, genius--"

  • Wow, sarcasm! That's original.

  • "Where are the gold bars you were supposed

  • "to pull out of that bank vault with your Transmatter Ray?

  • Obviously it failed or it would be in the papers."

  • Well, no,

  • they're not gonna say anything in the press.

  • But behold.

  • Transported from there,

  • to here!

  • The molecules tend to...

  • shift during the transmatter...

  • event.

  • But...

  • they were transported in bar form,

  • and they clearly were--

  • And by the way, it's not about making money.

  • It's about taking money.

  • Destroying the status quo,

  • because the status is not quo.

  • This world is a mess, and I just...

  • need to rule it.

  • I'm gonna--

  • Smells like cumin.

  • So Transmatter is 75%

  • and more importantly,

  • the Freeze Ray is almost up.

  • This is the one.

  • Stops time. Freeze Ray.

  • Tell your friends.

  • We have...

  • Here's one from our good friend Johnny Snow--

  • "Dr. Horrible,

  • "I see you are once again afraid to do battle

  • "with your nemesis.

  • I waited at Dooley Park for 45 minutes."

  • Okay. Dude.

  • You're not my nemesis.

  • My nemesis...

  • is Captain Hammer.

  • Captain Hammer, corporate tool.

  • Dislocated my shoulder...

  • again, last week.

  • Look, I'm just trying to change the world, okay?

  • I don't have time for a grudge match

  • with every poser in a parka.

  • Besides, there's kids in that park.

  • So...

  • Here's one from "DeadNotSleeping"--

  • "Long time watcher, first time writing--"

  • "You always say in your blog

  • "that you will show her the way.

  • "Show her you are a true villain.

  • "Who is 'her'

  • and...does she even know that you're..."

  • Laundry day

  • See you there

  • Underthings

  • Tumbling

  • Wanna say

  • Love your hair

  • Here I go

  • Mumbling

  • With my Freeze Ray, I will stop

  • The world

  • With my Freeze Ray, I will

  • Find the time to find the words to

  • Tell you how

  • How you make

  • Make me feel

  • What's the phrase?

  • Like a fool

  • Kinda sick

  • Special needs

  • Anyways

  • With my Freeze Ray, I will stop

  • The pain

  • It's not a Death Ray or an Ice Beam

  • That's all Johnny Snow

  • I just think you need time to know

  • That I'm the guy to make it real

  • The feelings you don't dare to feel

  • I'll bend the world to our will

  • And we'll make time stand still

  • That's the plan

  • Rule the world

  • You and me

  • Any day

  • Love your hair

  • - What? - No.

  • I--I-- I love the air.

  • Anyway

  • With my Freeze Ray, I will stop--

  • Hey, Doc.

  • Moist! My evil, moisture buddy.

  • What's going on?

  • Life of crime. Got your mail.

  • Hey, didn't you, uh--

  • didn't you go on a date last night?

  • Conflict Diamond told me you were doubling

  • with Bait and Switch.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah?

  • It was all right.

  • I kinda thought I was supposed to end up with Bait, but--

  • I hear you.

  • I saw Penny today.

  • You talk to her?

  • So close.

  • I'm just a few weeks away

  • from a real, audible connection.

  • I'm-- I'm gonna ask--

  • Oh, my God.

  • Is that from the League?

  • It's from him. That's his seal, isn't it?

  • The-- The leader? Oh, my God.

  • I got a letter from Bad Horse.

  • That's so hardcore. Bad Horse is legend.

  • He rules the League with an iron hoof.

  • Are you sure you wanna--

  • - Bad Horse - Bad Horse

  • Bad Horse, Bad Horse

  • He rides across the nation

  • The Thoroughbred of Sin

  • He got the application that you just sent in

  • It needs evaluation, so let the games begin

  • A heinous crime, A show of force

  • A murder would be nice of course

  • Bad Horse, Bad Horse

  • Bad Horse, he's bad

  • The Evil League of Evil is watching so beware

  • The grade that you receive will be your last we swear

  • So make the Bad Horse gleeful

  • Or he'll make you his mare

  • You're saddled up, there's no recourse

  • - It's - "Hi-Yo, Silver!"

  • Signed Bad Horse

  • It's not a no.

  • Are you kidding?

  • This is great!

  • I am about to pull a major heist.

  • You know the wonderflonium that I need for the Freeze Ray?

  • It's being transported tomorrow.

  • Armored car?

  • Courier van.

  • Candy from a baby.

  • You need anything dampened or made soggy?

  • Thanks, but...

  • the League is watching.

  • I gotta go this alone.

  • Will you lend a caring hand

  • To shelter those who need it?

  • Only have to sign your name

  • Don't even have to read it

  • Would you help?

  • No? How about you?

  • Will you lend a caring--

  • What?

  • I was wondering if I could just...

  • Hey. I know you.

  • Hello. You know me? Cool.

  • I mean...yeah, you do. Do you?

  • From the Laundromat.

  • Wednesdays and Saturdays.

  • Except twice last month you skipped the weekend.

  • Or if that was you. It could have been someone else.

  • I mean, I've seen you.

  • Billy, is my name.

  • I'm Penny.

  • What are you doing?

  • Texting.

  • It's very important or I would stop.

  • What are you doing?

  • Actually, I'm out here volunteering

  • for The Caring Hands Homeless Shelter.

  • Can you spare a minute?

  • Okay, go.

  • Okay.

  • Um, we're hoping to open a new location soon--

  • expand our efforts.

  • There's this great building nearby

  • that the city is just going to demolish

  • and turn into a parking lot.

  • But if we get enough signatures--

  • Signatures?

  • Yeah.

  • I'm sorry, go on.

  • I was saying, maybe we could get

  • the city to donate the building to our cause.

  • We would be able to provide 250 new beds--

  • Get people off the streets and into job training

  • so they can buy rocket packs and go to the moon

  • and become florists.

  • You're not really interested in the homeless, are you?

  • No, I am.

  • But they're a symptom.

  • You're treating a symptom.

  • And the disease rages on,

  • consumes the human race.

  • The fish rots from the head, as they say,

  • so my thinking is why not cut off the head.

  • Of the human race?

  • It's not a perfect metaphor.

  • But I'm talking about an overhaul of the system.

  • Putting the power in...

  • different hands.

  • I'm all for that.

  • This petition is about the building.

  • I'd love to sign it.

  • Thank you.

  • I'm sorry, I-- I come on strong.

  • But you signed.

  • Well, wouldn't want to turn my back

  • on a fellow... laundry...person.

  • Well, if we can't stick together, I don't--

  • I'll probably see you there.

  • No, I will. I'll--

  • She talked to me.

  • Why did she talk to me now?

  • Maybe I should...

  • A man's gotta do

  • What a man's gotta do

  • Don't plan the plan

  • If you can't follow through

  • All that matters

  • Taking matters into your own hands

  • Soon I'll control everything

  • Stop! Hey! Hey!

  • My wish is your command

  • Stand back everyone

  • Nothing here to see

  • Just imminent danger

  • In the middle of it, me

  • Yes, Captain Hammer's here

  • Hair blowing in the breeze

  • The day needs my saving expertise

  • A man's gotta do

  • What a man's gotta do

  • Seems destiny

  • Ends with me saving you

  • The only doom that's looming

  • Is you loving me to death

  • So I'll give you a sec to catch your breath

  • You idiot!

  • Dr. Horrible. I should have known you were behind this.

  • - You almost killed her! - I remember it differently.

  • Is she--

  • It's curtains for you, Dr. Horrible.

  • Lacy, gently wafting curtains.

  • Thank you, Hammer man

  • I don't think I can

  • Explain how important it was

  • That you stopped the van

  • I would be splattered. I'd be crushed under debris

  • Thank you, sir, for saving me

  • Don't worry about it.

  • A man's gotta do

  • -What a man's gotta do -You came from above

  • -Are you kidding? -Seems destiny ends