TO JOE BIDEN'S PELOTON?

JOE BIDENのPELOTONは？

>> THE EXERCISE SYSTEM POSES A CYBER SECURITY RISK.

>> 運動システムはサイバーセキュリティの危険性があります。

THE CAMERAS AND MICROPHONES ON THE BIKE COULD BE HACKED.

THE CAMERAS AND MICROPHONES ON THE BIKE COULD BE HACKED.

>> (RUSSIAN ACCENT) HELLO, ELECTRICITY BICYCLE RIDER.

>> (RUSSIAN ACCENT) HELLO, ELECTRICITY BICYCLE RIDER.

I'M YOUR INSTRUCTOR U.S.A. MIKE.

私はあなたの指導者 U. S. A. マイクです

LET'S GET TO EXERCISE.

エクササイズを始めよう。

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OH, I LOVE THIS SONG.

ああ、私はこの歌が大好きです。

IT REMIND ME OF MY HOMETOWN, WISCONSIN, OHIO.

故郷のウィスコンシン、オハイオを思い出す。

NOW, LET'S SET THE RESISTANCE LEVEL TO FIRST DIGIT OF NUCLEAR

NOW, LET'S SET THE RESISTANCE LEVEL TO FIRST DIGIT OF NUCLEAR

CODE, THEN SECOND DIGIT OF NUCLEAR CODE, AND SO ON.

コード、次にヌクレアコードの2桁目、と続きます。

FOR WORKING BICEP, GRAB SOMETHING HEAVY, LIKE MAYBE THE

上腕二頭筋を鍛えるためには、何か重いものを掴んでください。

INTELLIGENCE REPORT YOU WERE GIVEN TODAY.

INTELLIGENCE REPORT YOU WERE GIVEN TODAY.

LIFT UP AND TO THE CAMERA.

上に上げてカメラに向かって

UP AND TO THE CAMERA.

カメラに向かって

UP AND TO THE CAMERA.

カメラに向かって

NOW, LET'S GO ON THE SCENIC RIDE ON A BEAUTIFUL BEACH.

さあ、美しいビーチの景色に乗りましょう。

HELLO, I'M THE CONFIDENTIALITY CRAB.

HELLO, I'M THE CONFIDENTIALITY CRAB.

YOU CAN TELL ME ALL YOUR GOVERNMENT SECRETS.

政府の秘密を全部話してくれないか？

>> ANNOUNCER: IT'S "A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT.

>> ANNOUNCER: IT'S "A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT.