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  • >> Stephen: OH, HELLO, EVERYBODY.

    >> スティーブンこんにちは、皆さん。

  • AND WELCOME TO A VERY SPECIAL "A LATE SHOW."

    AND WELCOME TO A VERY SPECIAL "A LATE SHOW."

  • I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

    私はあなたのホスト、ステファン・コルバートです。

  • IT'S THE DAY BEFORE THE DAY WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR,

    IT'S THE DAY BEFORE THE DAY WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR,

  • BECAUSE TONIGHT IS THE LAST SHOW WE'LL DO DURING THE PRESIDENCY

    BECAUSE TONIGHT IS THE LAST SHOW WE'LL DO DURING THE PRESIDENCY

  • OF HE WHO SHALL REMAIN SHAMELESS.

    OF HE WHO SHALL REMAIN SHAMELESS.

  • NOW, WE COULD TELL IMMEDIATELY THAT ENDURING THIS

    今なら、これを我慢していることをすぐに伝えることができる。

  • ADMINISTRATION WAS GOING TO BE A CHALLENGE.

    政権運営は困難を極めようとしていた

  • THIS IS WHAT I SAID IN MY FIRST MONOLOGUE AFTER HIS ELECTION:

    THIS IS WHAT I SAID IN MY FIRST MONOLOGUE AFTER HIS ELECTION:

  • FOUR YEARS?

    FOUR YEARS?

  • FOUR YEARS?

    FOUR YEARS?

  • WE HAVE FOUR VERY INTERESTING YEARS IN FRONT OF US.

    私たちの前には非常に興味深い4年間があります。

  • I MIGHT HAVE UNDERSOLD THAT JUST A SMIDGE.

    私はそれをほんの少し理解していなかったかもしれません。

  • IT HAS BEEN INTERESTING, IN THE SAME WAY RIDING IN A CAR GOING

    同じように車に乗って移動するのは興味深いものでした。

  • OVER A CLIFF IS THOUGHT-PROVOKING.

    OVER A CLIFFは考えさせられる。

  • BUT TOMORROW, LIKE A MIRACLE, HE WILL DISAPPEAR.

    しかし、明日、奇跡のように、彼は消えるだろう。

  • SOME OF THE HIGHLIGHTS OF HIS LOWLIGHTS INCLUDE STARTING HIS

    SOME OF THE HIGHLIGHTS OF HIS LOWLIGHTS INCLUDE STARTING HIS

  • PRESIDENCY BY DECRYING AMERICAN CARNAGE.

    アメリカのカーネーションを破壊して大統領になった。

  • HIS MUSLIM TRAVEL BAN.

    HIS MUSLIM TRAVEL BAN.

  • VERY FINE PEOPLE ON BOTH SIDES.

    両側には非常に上質な人たちがいます。

  • BONDING WITH PUTIN IN HELSINKI.

    ヘルシンキでプーチンとの絆。

  • BONDING WITH KIM JONG-UN IN SINGAPORE.

    シンガポールでのキム・ジョンウンとの絆。

  • BONDING WITH THE MY PILLOW GUY EVERYWHERE ELSE.

    私のピロウズとの絆はどこにでもあります。

  • WANTING TO TRADE PUERTO RICO FOR GREENLAND.

    プエルトリコとグリーンランドの取引を希望しています。

  • TALKING ABOUT NUKING HURRICANES OR CHANGING THEIR PATH WITH A

    ハリケーンを核にした話をしたり、その進路を変えたりすることで

  • SHARPIE.

    シャルピー

  • CALLING THE 26 WOMEN ACCUSING HIM OF SEXUAL ASSAULT LIARS.

    性的暴行を告発している26人の女性を 嘘つき呼ばわりしています

  • WISHING AN ACCUSED SEX TRAFFICKER WELL.

    告発された性犯罪者を 捜しています

  • CAGING ASYLUM-SEEKING CHILDREN THAT HE TORE FROM THEIR PARENTS.

    親から引き裂かれた子供たちを 求めています

  • GETTING IMPEACHED FOR TRYING TO BLACKMAIL UKRAINE TO INTERFERE

    イギリスにブラックメールで干渉しようとしたことで怒られた

  • IN OUR ELECTION.

    私たちの選挙で。

  • COMPLETELY SHANKING A PANDEMIC.

    COMPLETELY SHANKING A PANDEMIC.

  • TEAR-GASSING PEACEFUL PROTESTERS.

    TEAR-GASSING PEACEFUL PROTESTERS.

  • HOLDING A BIBLE DUMB.

    聖書を持っていると

  • UNDERMINING FAITH IN OUR DEMOCRACY.

    私たちの民主主義の中での信仰の崩壊。

  • INCITING AN ANGRY MOB TO MURDER HIS OWN VICE PRESIDENT.

    怒りに満ちた集団を扇動して 彼自身の副大統領を殺害した

  • AND RUINING "Y.M.C.A."

    "Y.M.C.A.

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ WE DIDN'T EVEN TRY HARD FOR THAT

    ♪ WE DIDN'TEN EVEN TRY HARD FOR THAT

  • LIST.

    LIST.

  • WE WERE JUST LIKE, IT'S ONLY AN HOUR SHOW.

    1時間だけのショーだと思ってたのに

  • BUT THE WEIRDEST THING OF THE LAST FOUR YEARS-- IT WAS YEAR

    BUT THE WEIRDEST THING OF THE LAST FOUR YEARS-- IT WAS YEAR

  • ONE, RIGHT-- WAS WHEN HE WAS AT THE NATIONAL

    ONE, RIGHT-- WAS WHEN HE WAS AT THE NATIONAL

  • BOY SCOUT JAMBOREE AND TOLD A STORY ABOUT A RICH GUY HE KNEW

    ジャンボリーのボーイスカウトで知り合いのお金持ちの話をした。

  • WHO HAD A YACHT, AND SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING THAT SOUNDED

    誰がヤクルトを持っていたのか、そして何か聞こえてきたことについて何かを言っていた。

  • LIKE A SEX PARTY ON A BOAT.

    ボートの上でのセックスパーティーのように。

  • IT REALLY SUMMED UP THIS LAST FOUR YEARS: YOU DIDN'T KNOW

    IT REALLY SUMMED UP THIS LAST FOUR YEARS: YOU DIDN'T KNOW

  • EXACTLY KNOW WHERE HE WAS GOING OR WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT BUT

    どこに向かっていたのか、何を話していたのか、正確には分かっていたが

  • IT MADE YOU REALLY FEEL DIRTY AND YOU YOU KNEW IT WAS BAD FOR

    それはあなたを本当に不潔に感じさせ、あなたはそれが悪いことを知っていました。

  • CHILDREN.

    CHILDREN.

  • I WOULD BE LYING JUST LIKE HE DOES, BECAUSE ACCORDING TO THE

    私も彼と同じように嘘をついているはずだが、それは彼が嘘をついているからだ。

  • "WASHINGTON POST" PINOCCHIO LIE TRACKER, SINCE ASSUMING OFFICE,

    "ワシントンポスト" ピノキオの嘘の追跡者 就任以来

  • THE PRESIDENT HAS MADE 30,534 FALSE OR MISLEADING STATEMENTS.

    大統領は30,534の虚偽または誤った声明を発表しました。

  • IN THE END, PINOCCHIO THREW HIMSELF INTO A WOODCHIPPER.

    最後には、ピノキオはウッドチッパーに自分自身を投げ込んだ。

  • >> I'M FREE!

    >> 私は無料です

  • >> Stephen: IN THE END, THE TAKEAWAY FROM THIS PRESIDENCY

    >> スティーブン:最後に、今回の大統領からの収穫は

  • IS TAKE HIM AWAY.

    IS TAKE HIM AWAY.

  • WE HERE AT "THE LATE SHOW" HAVE BEEN COUNTING DOWN TO THIS DAY

    WE HERE AT "THE LATE SHOW" HAVE BEEN COUNTING DOWN TO THIS DAY

  • FOR FOUR LONG YEARS.

    FOR FOUR LONG YEARS.

  • LITERALLY COUNTING.

    LITERALLY COUNTING.

  • YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED WHEN WE WERE IN THE THEATER THERE WAS A

    YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED WHEN WE WERE IN THE THEATER THERE WAS A

  • NUMBER IN THE BACK OF THE DOME.

    NUMBER IN THE BACK OF THE DOME.

  • THAT WAS THE NUMBER OF DAYS UNTIL THE END OF THE PRESIDENT'S

    THAT WAS THE NUMBER OF DAYS UNTIL THE END OF THE PRESIDENT'S

  • TERM.

    TERM.

  • AND WE COUNTED IT DOWN EVERY NIGHT FOR FOUR LONG PAINFUL

    AND WE COUNTED IT DOWN EVERY NIGHT FOR FOUR LONG PAINFUL

  • YEARS.

    YEARS.

  • AND TONIGHT, THE NUMBER ON THE DOME HAS COUNTED DOWN TO ONE.

    AND TONIGHT, THE NUMBER ON THE DOME HAS COUNTED DOWN TO ONE.

  • HIT THE ROAD, JACK AND DON'T YOU COME BACK

    ♪HIT THE ROAD, JACK AND DON'T YOU COME BACK

  • NO MORE, NO MORE NO MORE, NO MORE

    ♪ NO MORE, NO MORE, NO MORE, NO MORE, NO MORE ♪

  • HIT THE ROAD, JACK AND DON'T YOU COME BACK

    ♪HIT THE ROAD, JACK AND DON'T YOU COME BACK

  • WHAT YOU SAYHIT THE ROAD, JACK

    ♪ WHAT YOU SAY ♪ HIT THE ROAD, JACK

  • AND DON'T YOU COME BACK >> Stephen: HIT THE ROAD,

    AND DON'T YOU COME BACK >> Stephen: HIT THE ROAD.

  • JACK.

    ≪(ジャック)

  • COME ON JACK.

    来いよジャック

  • THERE'S A ROAD, HIT IT.

    道があるから、それを叩いて

  • ( LAUGHTER ) THROUGHOUT ALL THE CRAZINESS AND

    ( LAUGHTER ) THROUGHOUT ALL THE CRAZINESS AND

  • THREATS TO EVERYTHING WE HOLD SACRED, THERE WAS ONE HERO WHO

    私たちが神聖視しているものすべてに脅威を与えていますが、一人のヒーローがいました。

  • KEPT OUR COUNTRY TOGETHER: AND THAT'S YOU, THE AMERICAN

    KEPT OUR COUNTRY TOGETHER: AND THAT'S YOU, THE AMERICAN

  • PEOPLE.

    PEOPLE.

  • FOR ALL HIS DANGEROUS ASSAULTS ON DEMOCRACY, DEMOCRACY KICKED

    すべての彼の危険な攻撃のために 民主主義上の民主主義、民主主義は蹴った

  • HIS ASS ALL THE WAY BACK TO FLORIDA.

    HIS ASS ALL THE WAY BACK TO FLORIDA.

  • AND IN THIS CASE, I, FOR ONE, WILL NEVER BE SICK OF WINNING.

    この場合、私は勝つことに飽きることはありません。

  • SO, YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF YOURSELVES.

    SO, YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF YOURSELVES.

  • COUNT YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS THIS YEAR STOPPING HOMEGROWN AMERICAN

    今年のあなたの成果を数えよう ホームグロウン・アメリカを止めるために

  • FASCISM AND HITTING 10,000 STEPS JUST WALKING BETWEEN YOUR FRIDGE

    ファシズムと1万歩を達成するために、あなたの友人の間を歩いているだけです。

  • AND YOUR COUCH.■ç YOU, YOU, THE AMERICAN PEOPLE,

    AND YOUR COUCH.■ç YOU, YOU, THE AMERICAN PEOPLE,

  • YOU HELD YOUR GROUND.

    YOU HELD YOUR GROUND.

  • YOU NEVER WARMED UP TO THE GUY.

    君はその男に心を開いたことがない

  • EVEN WHEN HE WON, HE LOST THE POPULAR VOTE.

    EVEN WHEN HE WON, HE LOST THE POPULAR VOTE.

  • AND ACCORDING TO GALLUP, HIS AVERAGE APPROVAL RATING WAS 41%,

    ギャロップによると、彼の平均承認率は41%でした。

  • "FOUR POINTS LOWER THAN ANY OTHER PRESIDENT."

    "他のどの大統領よりも4ポイント低い"

  • HE'S SO UNPOPULAR, THIS IS HOW HE'LL BE REMEMBERED IN THE HALL

    彼はとても人気がないので、これがホールで記憶される方法です。

  • OF PRESIDENTS: >> WHAT A SCHMUCK I WAS.

    大統領の>> 私は何というか...

  • WHAT A SCHMUCK.Ñi ( LAUGHTER )

    WHAT A SCHMUCK. Ñi ( LAUGHTER )

  • >> Stephen: NOW, IF IT SOUNDS LIKE I'M MAKING A BIG DEAL

    >> スティーブン今、私が大きな取引をしているように聞こえるならば

  • ABOUT HIM LEAVING, IT'S NOT NEARLY AS BIG A DEAL AS HE WANTS

    彼が去ることについて、それは彼が望むように大したことではありません。

  • TO MAKE ABOUT IT.

    それについて作ること。

  • THE PRESIDENT WANTS A BIG MILITARY SEND-OFF AT ANDREWS AIR

    大統領は、アンドリューズ航空での大規模な軍人派遣を希望しています。

  • FORCE BASE, WITH A RED CARPET AND A 21-GUN SALUTE.

    フォースベース、赤いカーペットと21丁の銃声。

  • AND THIS TIME, THE GUNS AREN'T AIMED AT MIKE PENCE.

    今回は銃はマイク・ペンスに向けられていない

  • BUT IT'S BEEN A CHALLENGE GETTING A BIG ENOUGH CROWD TO

    しかし、十分な人数を集めるのは大変でした。

  • SATISFY THE PRESIDENT, IN PART BECAUSE, ACCORDING TO THE

    大統領を満足させるために、部分的には、それに従えば

  • INVITATION, "ALL GUESTS MUST ARRIVE BETWEEN 6:00 A.M. AND

    招待状 "すべてのゲストは午前6時から午前6時までに到着しなければならない。

  • 7:15 A.M."

    午前7時15分"

  • A PARTY AT 6:00 A.M.?

    午前6時にパーティー?

  • AWESOME!

    AWESOME!

  • FOR THE LEAST-POPULAR MAN ON EARTH?

    FOR THE LEAST-POPULAR MAN ON EARTH?

  • SWEET!

    SWEET!

  • HEY, TELL YOU WHAT, THROW IN A KARAOKE MACHINE THAT ONLY PLAYS

    HEY, TELL YOU WHAT, THROW IN A KARAOKE MACHINE THAT ONLY PLAYS

  • "ICE ICE BABY," AND I AM IN!

    "ICE ICE ICE BABY" AND I AM IN!

  • NOW, REPORTEDLY, THE WHITE HOUSE IS SO DESPERATE TO HAVE PEOPLE

    NOW, REPORTEDLY, THE WHITE HOUSE IS SO DESPERATE TO HAVE PEOPLE

  • ATTEND THIS PITY PARTY, THAT IT INVITED ANTHONY SCARAMUCCI TO

    この哀れなパーティーに参加して、それはアントニー・スカラムーチを招待した。

  • THE EVENT.

    THE EVENT.

  • SCARAMUCCI?

    スカラムーチョ?

  • WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

  • THE MOOCH IS CLEARLY A SEASON-ONE CHARACTER.

    THE MOOCH IS CLEARLY A SEASON-ONE CHARACTER.

  • THAT'S LIKE IF THE "HAPPY DAYS" REUNION WAS KICKED OFF BY

    THAT'S LIKE IF THE "HAPPY DAYS" REUNION WAS KICKED OFF BY

  • RICHIE'S BROTHER.

    RICHIE'S BROTHER.

  • THAT'S RIGHT.

    THAT'S RIGHT.

  • RICHIE HAD AN OLDER BROTHER WHO WHO PLAYED BASKETBALL, WAS VERY

    RICHIE HAD AN OLDER BROTHER WHO WHO PLAYED BASKETBALL, WAS VERY

  • TALL, AND DISAPPEARED WITH NO SCPLAWNGZ.

    背が高く、SCPLAWNGZなしで姿を消した。

  • I WOULD CHECK POTSIE'S CRAWL SPACE.

    私はポツジーのクラウルスペースをチェックしてみたいと思います。

  • THE EMAIL INVITE ALSO TOLD GUESTS THEY CAN BRING AS MANY AS

    電子メールの招待状には、何人でも連れてきていいと書いてありました。

  • FIVE PLUS-ONES TO TRUMP'S ELABORATE EXIT CEREMONY.

    トランプ大統領のELABORATE EXIT CEREMONYへの5つのプラスワン。

  • MAN, THAT IS THIRSTY.

    MAN, THAT IS THIRSTY.

  • "HEY, UH, PLEASE COME TO MY IMPROV SHOW.

    "HEY, UH, PLEASE COME TO MY IMPROV SHOW.

  • I'LL GET YOU TWO-FOR-ONE COUPONS THAT'S GOOD FOR FIVE

    I'LL GET YOU TWO-FOR-ONE COUPONS THAT'S GOOD FOR FIVE

  • PEOPLE.

    PEOPLE.

  • AND THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE PEOPLE.

    そして、彼らは人間である必要はありません。

  • THEY CAN BE CARDBOARD CUTOUTS, OR MANNEQUINS, OR DOGS, OR

    彼らは、カードボードのカチューシャであったり、マネキンであったり、犬であったり。

  • BROOMS WITH GOOGLY EYES.

    グーグルアイを持つブルーム。

  • PLEASE, MY PARENTS ARE COMING!" NOW, AFTER THE PRESIDENT LEAVES,

    PLEASE, MY PARENTS ARE COMING!" NOW, AFTER THE PRESIDENT LEAVES,

  • THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO HOSE OUT 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE,

    1600ペンスィルバニア・アベニューを 捜索しなければならない

  • AN UNDERTAKING CARRIED OUT BY THE 90-PERSON WHITE HOUSE

    90人のホワイトハウスが実施した調査

  • RESIDENCE STAFF IN ABOUT FIVE HOURS.

    RESIDENCE STAFF IN ABOUT FIVE HOURS.

  • COME ON, THAT'S A BIG HOUSE, AND THEY ONLY HAVE FIVE HOURS TO

    大きな家だし、5時間しかないんだぞ。

  • CLEAN IT?

    掃除する?

  • THAT'S INSANE.

    狂ってる

  • IT'S GOING TO TAKE AT LEAST AN HOUR TO PULL ERIC'S HEAD OUT OF

    エリックの頭を引き抜くのに1時間はかかる

  • THE BANISTER.

    THE BANISTER.

  • ( AS ERIC ) "HELP, HELP, I'M IN HEAD-JAIL!

    ( AS ERIC ) "HELP, HELP, I'M IN HEAD-JAIL!

  • TELL DAD TO PARDON MY HEAD!" SOME NIGHTS I HAVE TOO MUCH

    "親父に頭を許してくれと言ってくれ!" 飲み過ぎた夜もある。

  • SALIVA FOR ERIC.

    エリックのためのサリバだ

  • "IT WON'T STAY UP!

    "IT WON'T STAY UP!

  • I'M NOT GOING TO MISS HIM!" WITH EVERY DAY THAT PASSES...

    "彼に会いたくない!"日が経つごとに...

  • ( LAUGHTER ) WE LEARN MORE ABOUT THE MAGA

    ( LAUGHTER ) WE LEARN MORE ABOUT THE MAGA

  • MILITIA THAT ATTACKED THE CAPITOL.

    MILITIA THAT ATTACKED THE CAPITOL.

  • BUT NOW WE'RE ALSO LEARNING ABOUT THEIR ARRESTS.

    BUT NOW WE'RE ALSO LEARNING ABOUT THEIR ARRESTS.

  • SO, IT'S TIME FOR MY HOPEFULLY 10,000-PART SEGMENT,

    さて、私の希望に満ちた10,000-PART SEGMENTの時間です。

  • "SEDITIONIST ROUND-UP ROUND-UP."

    "SEDITIONIST ROUNDUP ROUNDUP"

  • SEEMS LIKE THE COW IS IN ON IT.

    牛がいるように見えます。

  • SEEMS LIKE THE COW IS INTO IT.

    SEEMS LIKE THE COW IS INTO IT.

  • THAT DOESN'T SEEM FAIR TO THE COW.

    THAT DOESN'T SEEM FAIR TO THE COW.

  • FIRST UP IN THE LASSO OF JUSTICE IS LOCAL TRAITOR AND WOMAN

    FIRST UP IN THE LASSO OF JUSTICE IS LOCAL TRAITOR AND WOMAN

  • REALIZING SHE SHOULD TOUCH UP THOSE ROOTS TO LOOK HER BEST IN

    REALIZING SHE SHOULD TOUCH UP THOSE ROOTS TO LOOK HER BEST IN

  • JAIL, JENNA RYAN.

    拘置所 ジェナ・ライアン

  • WHEN SHE'S NOT BREAKING INTO THE CAPITOL, RYAN IS A REAL ESTATE

    彼女が首都に侵入していない時は、ライアンは本物の不動産です。

  • BROKER FROM FRISCO, TEXAS.

    フリスクからのブローカーだ

  • AH, THAT EXPLAINS WHY THE RIOT SMELLED LIKE FRESH-BAKED

    AH, THAT EXPLAINS WHY THE RIOT SMELLED LIKE FRESH-BAKED

  • COOKIES.

    COOKIES.

  • MAKES IT SEEM HOMEY.

    故郷のように見えるようにする

  • THE FEDS DIDN'T HAVE TO DIG TOO DEEP TO FIND OUT WHO SHE WAS,

    THE FEDS DIDN'T HAVE TO DIG TOO DEEP TO FIND OUT WHO SHE WAS,

  • BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT SHE LVE-STREAMED DURING THE ATTACK:

    BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT SHE LVE-STREAMED DURING THE ATTACK:

  • >> HERE WE GO.

    >> ここに来て、行くわよ。

  • Y'ALL KNOW WHO TO HIRE FOR YOUR REALTOR.

    Y'ALL KNOW WHO TO HIRE FOR YOUR REALTOR.

  • JENNA RYAN, YOUR REALTOR.

    ジェナ・ライアン、あなたの不動産業者。

  • >> Stephen: KIND OF A WEIRD PLACE TO PROMOTE YOUR BUSINESS.

    >> スティーブン:あなたのビジネスを宣伝するための奇妙な場所の一種。

  • YOU NEVER HEARD A CONFEDERATE GENERAL SHOUTING:

    YOU NEVER HEARD A CONFEDERATE GENERAL SHOUTING:

  • ( SOUTHERN ACCENT ) "THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN

    ( SOUTHERN ACCENT ) 「南は再び立ち上がるだろう

  • AGAINST NORTHERN AGGRESSORS!

    北部の侵略者に対抗して!

  • BUT WHAT SHAN'T RISE ARE MY SUPER-LOW PRICES ON HARDTACK AND

    BUT WHAT SHAN'T RISE ARE MY SUPER-LOW PRICES ON HARDTACK AND

  • BUCKLES!

    バックルズ!

  • STONEWALL'S GENERAL STORE, WE VALIDATE HORSE PARKING!

    STONEWALL'S GENERAL STORE, WE VALIDATE HORSE PARKING!

  • CHARGE!" RYAN CONTINUED TO

    CHARGE!" RYAN CONTINUED TO

  • SCREAM-VERTIZE.

    SCREAM-VERTIZE。

  • >> YOU GUYS, CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?

    >> お前ら、信じられるか?

  • I AM NOT MESSING AROUND.

    混乱はしていない

  • WHEN I COME TO SELL YOUR HOUSE, THIS IS WHAT I WILL DO.

    あなたの家を売りに来たら これは私がすることです。

  • ( LAUGHTER ).

    ( LAUGHTER ).

  • >> Stephen: WHAT?

    >> スティーブン何?

  • BREAK WINDOWS AND TILL IT WITH WHITE SUPREMACISTS.

    ウィンドウズを壊して、白いスーパーマンと一緒に倒す。

  • "AND YOU CAN TURN THIS INTO AN ACCENT WALL WITH JUST A CAN OF

    "これを缶詰一缶でアクセントウォールに変身させることができる

  • PEPPER SPRAY.

    PEPPER SPRAY.

  • I BROUGHT SOME COLOR SWATCHES!

    I BROUGHT SOME COLOR SWATCHES!

  • OOH, I LIKE EYEBALL VOLCANO.

    OOH, I LIKE EYEBALL VOLCANO.

  • UHM, SINUS MELTDOWN!" NOW, WE CAN'T SOLELY BLAME THE

    "ウーム、SINUSメルトダウン!"今、我々は単独で非難することはできません...

  • PRESIDENT FOR INCITING THIS STUPID, STUPID, WOMAN, BECAUSE,

    大統領は、この愚かな、愚かな、女性を 扇動したからです。

  • APPARENTLY, SHE ALSO LISTENS TO OTHER SOURCES.

    明らかに、彼女は他の情報源にも耳を傾けています。

  • >> NOT JUST THE PRESIDENT.

    >> 大統領だけではない。

  • THERE'S ALSO-- I FOLLOW EVERYTHING THAT RUDY GIULIANI

    他にも... 私はルディ・ジュリアーニの言うことは何でも信じる

  • SAYS.

    says.

  • >> Stephen: FINDING OUT THE WOMAN IN CHARGE OF THE CONTRACTS

    >> スティーブン契約を担当している女性を探す

  • FOR YOUR HOME IS TAKING ADVICE FROM RUDY GIULIANI IS LIKE

    あなたの家のために ルディー・ジュリアーニのアドバイスを受けるのは まるでそうだ

  • FINDING OUT YOUR DENTIST IS TAKING ADVICE FROM RUDY

    あなたの歯科医がルーディから助言を受けていることを発見する

  • GIULIANI.■ç "ALL RIGHT, LET'S START WITH A

    GIULIANI.■ç "ALL RIGHT, LET'S START WITH A

  • RED WINE RINSE, AND WHAT DO YOU SAY WE REPLACE YOUR LOWER ROW OF

    赤ワインのリンスで下の列を交換しては?

  • TEETH WITH FEED CORN AND CIGARETTE BUTTS."

    TEETH WITH FEED CORN AND CIGARETTE BUTTS."

  • ELSEWHERE IN THE ROUND-UP ROUND-UP, AUTHORITIES HAVE

    ラウンドアップの他の場所では、権限者が持っています。

  • ARRESTED MARYLAND WHITE SUPREMACIST AND MAN WHO MADE THE

    ARRESTED MARYLAND WHITE SUPREMACIST AND MAN WHO MADE THE

  • WRONG CHOICE BETWEEN MUSTACHE AND BEARD, BRYAN BETANCUR.

    ムスタッシュとヒゲの間の誤った選択、ブライアン・ベタンカー。

  • BASED ON A TIP, THE SUSPECT WAS IDENTIFIED IN A SOCIAL MEDIA

    タレコミに基づいて 容疑者は社会的メディアで特定された

  • POST.■ç BUT IT ALSO HELPED THAT ON

    POST.■ç BUT IT ALSOHED THAT ONにも対応しています。

  • JANUARY 6, HE WAS OUT ON PAROLE FOR A TOTALLY DIFFERENT CRIME

    1月6日、彼は全く異なる犯罪で仮釈放中でした。

  • AND WEARING A G.P.S. ANKLE MONITOR THAT PLACED HIM AT THE

    そしてG.P.S.アンクルモニターを装着していて、彼を最上位に位置させていました。

  • RIOT.

    RIOT.

  • CLEARLY, NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED, WHICH IS TOO BAD,

    明らかに、最も鋭い工具ではないが、それはあまりにも悪い。

  • BECAUSE HE COULD HAVE USED THAT TOOL TO CUT OFF THAT ANKLE

    その足首を切り落とすのに工具を使うことができたからだ

  • MONITOR.

    MONITOR.

  • THE FEDS HAVE ALSO ARRESTED TEXAS GUY, GUY REFFITT, WHO YOU

    THE FEDS HAVE ALSO ARRESTED TEXAS GUY, GUY REFFITT, WHO YOU

  • MIGHT REMEMBER FROM BEING PEPPER SPRAYED ON THE CAPITOL STEPS.

    覚えているかもしれない キャピタル階段に散布された ペッパーのことを

  • BUT HE STOOD HIS GROUND.

    しかし、彼は、地面に伏していました。

  • IT REMINDS ME OF PATRICK HENRY'S FAMOUS WORDS, "GIVE ME LIBERTY

    パトリック・ヘンリーの有名な言葉「私に自由を与えて」を思い出します。

  • OR-- AAARGH!

    それとも...AAARGH!

  • NOT IN THE EYES!

    NOT IN THE EYES!

  • GAAAH!" REFFITT WAS TRACKED DOWN BY THE

    GAAAH!" REFFITT WAS TRACKED DOWN BY THE

  • F.B.I. AFTER FOOTAGE OF HIM WAS SEEN ONLINE.

    彼の映像がオンラインで見られるようになった後のF.B.I.

  • AND IT'S A GOOD THING THE F.B.I.

    そして、それはFBIが良いことです。

  • TRACKED HIM DOWN, BECAUSE BEFORE HIS ARREST, HE WARNED HIS

    TRACKED HIM DOWN, BECAUSE BEFORE HIS ARREST, HE WARNED HIS

  • CHILDREN, "IF YOU TURN ME IN, YOU'RE A TRAITOR.

    CHILDREN, "IF YOU TURN ME IN, YOU'RE A TRAITOR.

  • AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO TRAITORS, TRAITORS GET SHOT."

    AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO TRAITORS, TRAITORS GET SHOT."

  • SOMETIMES.

    SOMETIMES.

  • BUT SOMETIMES, THEY JUST GET PEPPER SPRAYED ON THE STEPS OF

    BUT SOMETIMES, THEY JUST GET PEPPER SPRAYED ON THE STEPS OF

  • THE CAPITOL.

    The CAPITOL.

  • WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

    WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

  • STAR OF "OUR FRIEND" JASON SEGEL IS HERE.

    OUR FRIEND」のスター、ジェイソン・シーゲルが登場。

  • BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, "MEANWHILE!"

    しかし、私たちが戻ってきたときには、 "意味のある距離!"

  • JOIN US, WON'T YOU.

    参加してくれないか?

  • ♪ ♪ ♪

    ♪ ♪ ♪

>> Stephen: OH, HELLO, EVERYBODY.

>> スティーブンこんにちは、皆さん。

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