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  • >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY.

    >> スティーブンヘイ、みんな。

  • WELCOME TO AN UNEXPECTEDLY LIVE "LATE SHOW"."

    WELCOME TO AN UNEXPECTEDLY LIVE "LATE SHOW"."

  • I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

    あなたのホスト、ステファン・コルバートです。

  • YOU KNOW HOW YOU KNOW IT'S LIVE?

    YOU KNOW HOW YOU KNOW IT'S LIVE?

  • IF IT WASN'T LIVE, THEY WOULD HAVE EDITED OUT ALL THIS DEAD

    もしライブじゃなかったら この死を編集していたはずだ

  • SPACE I'LL G GIVING YOU RIGHT NO I REALLY WANT TO DO THE SHOW

    SPACE I'LL G GIVING YOU RIGHT NO I REALLY WANT TO DO THE SHOW

  • WE'RE ABOUT TO DO AND I ALSO DON'T WANT TO DO THE SHOW WE'RE

    私たちがやろうとしているショーをやりたいとは思わないわ

  • ABOUT TO DO BECAUSE LORD HAVE MERCY.

    主が慈悲を持っていたからしようとしています。

  • THERE ARE SOME DARK SUBJECTS THAT WE TALK LBOUT ON THE SHOW

    THERE ARE SOME DARK SUBJECTS THAT WE TALK LBOUT ON THE SHOW

  • OCCASIONALLY, BUT I'VE REALLY BEEN AS UPSET AS I AM TONIGHT.

    たまにだけど、今夜は本当に動揺したわ

  • AND I'M SURE YOU ARE, TOO.

    AND I'M SURE YOU ARE, TOO.

  • HEY, REPUBLICANS WHO SUPPORTED THIS PRESIDENT, ESPECIALLY THE

    HEY, REPUBLICANS WHO SUPPORTED THIS PRESIDENT, ESPECIALLY THE

  • ONES IN THE JOINT SESSION OF CONGRESS TODAY, HAVE YOU HAD

    今日の国会の合同会議の中で、あなたは何か経験したことがありますか?

  • ENOUGH?

    十分か?

  • AFTER FIVE YEARS OF CODDLING THIS PRESIDENT'S FASCIST

    AFTER FIVE YEARS OF CODDLING THIS PRESIDENT'S FASCIST

  • RHETORIC, GUESS WHOSE FOLLOWERS WANT TO BURN DOWN THE REICHSTAG.

    RHETORIC, GUESS WHOSE FOLLOWERS WANT TO BURN DOWN THE REICHSTAG.

  • BECAUSE TODAY, THE U.S. CAPITOL WAS OVERRUN FOR THE FIRST TIME

    今日、アメリカの首都が初めて蹂躙されたからです。

  • SINCE 1814, AND A WOMAN DIED.

    1814年から女性が死んだ

  • WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING?

    WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING?

  • EVERYONE?

    EVERYONE?

  • EVEN DUMMIES LIKE ME.

    ダムでも俺は好きだ

  • THIS IS THE MOST SHOCKING, MOST TRAGIC, LEAST-SURPRISING THING

    これは、最も衝撃的で、最も悲劇的で、最も驚くべきことです。

  • I'VE EVER SEEN.

    見たことがある

  • FOR YEARS NOW, PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TELLING YOU COWARDS THAT IF YOU

    FOR YEARS NOW, PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TELLING YOU COWARDS THAT IF YOU

  • LET THE PRESIDENT LIE ABOUT OUR DEMOCRACY OVER AND OVER AND THEN

    大統領は私たちの民主主義について嘘をつくことにした 何度も何度も何度も何度も何度も何度も何度もそしてその後

  • JOIN HIM IN THAT LIE AND SAY HE'S RIGHT WHEN YOU KNOW FOR A

    JOIN HIM IN THAT LIE AND SAY HE'S RIGHT WHEN YOU KNOW FOR A

  • FACT THAT HE IS NOT, THERE WILL BE A TERRIBLE PRICE TO PAY.

    彼はそうではないという事実は、そこには支払いのためのひどい価格があるでしょう。

  • BUT YOU JUST NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D HAVE TO PAY IT, TOO.

    BUT YOU JUST NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D HAVE TO PAY IT, TOO.

  • I REALLY DO HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING THOSE TAX CUTS.

    私は本当にあなたがこれらの税金のカットを楽しんでいることを願っています。

  • AND THOSE JUDGES, BECAUSE THOSE JUDGES ARE REALLY GOING TO BE

    そして、その裁判官たちは、その裁判官たちが、本当にそうなるために

  • WORKING HARD.

    必死に働いています。

  • THEY'RE GOING TO BE BUSY THROWING THESE IDIOTS IN JAIL.

    彼らはこのバカを刑務所にぶち込むのに忙しくなるだろう

  • AND BY "IDIOTS" I INCLUDE THE REPUBLICANS WHO LET THIS HAPPEN,

    AND BY "IDIOTS" I INCLUDE THE REPUBLICANS WHO LET THIS HAPPEN,

  • LIKE YOU SENATOR JOSH HAWLEY, RAISING YOUR STUPID FIST TO THE

    ホッシュ・ホアリー上院議員のように くだらない拳を掲げて

  • MOB OUTSIDE THE CAPITOL.

    MOB OUTSIDE THE CAPITOL.

  • LOOK AT THAT.

    見ろよ

  • IT'S LIKE BLACK POWER BUT THE OPPOSITE.

    IT'S LIKE BLACK POWER BUT THE OPPOSITE.

  • THERE REALLY SHOULD BE A NAME FOR THAT.

    本当に名前があるはずだ

  • AND, OBVIOUSLY, HE HAS TO KEEP HIS FIST CLOSED, BECAUSE IF HE

    そして、絶対に、こぶしを閉じたままにしておかなければならない。

  • OPENED IT, YOU WOULD SEE ALL THE BLOOD ON HIS HANDS.

    OPENED IT, YOU WOULD SEE ALL THE BLOOD ON HIS HANDS.

  • SPEAKING OF WHICH, HOW ABOUT YOU, FOX NEWS?

    そういえば、FOXニュースはどうだ?

  • YOU THINK MAYBE YEARS OF PEDALING HIS CONSPIRACY THEORIES

    YOU THINK MAYBE YEARS OF PEDALING HIS CONSPIRACY THEORIES

  • HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS?

    何か関係あるのか?

  • OH, BUT COME ON, MAN.

    ああ、でも来いよ

  • YOU KNOW WE HAVE OUR OPINION SIDE AND OUR NEWS SIDE.

    YOU KNOW WE HAVE OUR OPINION SIDE AND OUR NEWS SIDE.

  • COME ON, WE'RE JUST TRYING TO TURN A COIN FOR UNCLE RUPEE,

    さあ 俺達はルピーの為にコインを回そうとしてるだけだ

  • SELL A FEW LUBRICATED CATHETERS.

    潤滑されたケーブルを売ってくれ

  • LIKE THOSE LUBRICATED CATH TERS YOU KNOW WHERE YOU CAN STICK

    潤滑剤を塗布したキャッチャーのように、どこに刺すかを知っています。

  • YOUR EXCUSES AND YOU CAN SKIP THE LUBRICATION.

    YOUR EXCUSES AND YOU CAN SKIP THE LUBRICATION.

  • IT'S THE THOUSANDS OF MAGA PROTESTERS WHO STORMED THE

    何千人ものMAGAの抗議者が 襲撃したのです

  • CAPITOL BUILDING.

    キャピタルビル

  • IT'S A HORRIFYING DAY THAT WILL GO DOWN IN U.S. HISTORY, HOWEVER

    それはアメリカの歴史の中で 沈むことになる 恐ろしい日なのですが

  • MUCH LONGER THAT IS.

    それよりずっと長いです。

  • THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO DESCRIBE THIS...

    THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO DESCRIBE THIS...

  • >> LAW AND ORDER.

    >> 法と秩序。

  • >> Stephen: NOPE, THAT'S NOT IT.

    >> スティーブンいや、それじゃない。

  • >> AMERICAN CARNAGE.

    >> アメリカンカーナージ。

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S THE ONE.

    >> スティーブン: それがその1つです。

  • JOHNNY, TELL THEM WHAT THEY WON.

    ジョニー 勝ったことを伝えてくれ

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ >> A SECOND CIVIL WAR!

    ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> 第二の第二次大戦!

  • AND A BROYHILL DINETTE SET.

    そしてブロイヒルのディネットセット。

  • YOU'LL BE EATING IN STYLE IN THE SMOLDERING AFTER-SCAPE.

    燻した後の写真の中で、スタイルよく食べることができます。

  • BACK TO YOU, STEVE!

    おかえり スティーブ!

  • >> Stephen: YOU SEE, TODAY WAS THE CONSTITUTIONALLY MANDATED

    >> スティーブン:ほら、今日は憲法で定められた日だよ。

  • FINAL STEP BEFORE A NEW PRESIDENT CAN GET INAUGURATED.

    FINAL STEP BEFORE A NEW PRESIDENT CAN GET INAUGURATED.

  • A JOINT SESSION OF CONGRESS TO BASICALLY RUBBER STAMP THE

    国会の合同会議で、基本的にラバースタンプを発動させるために

  • ELECTORAL VOTES.

    ELECTORAL VOTES.

  • EXCEPT THIS TIME, OVER 100 G.O.P. HOUSE MEMBERS AND AT

    今回は100人以上のG.O.P.ハウスのメンバーとアットホームな雰囲気になりました。

  • LEAST 13 G.O.P. SENATORS DECIDED TO REJECT SOME STATES' ELECTION

    少なくとも13のG.O.P.上院議員は、いくつかの州の選挙を拒否することを決定しました。

  • RESULTS OVER ALLEGED VOTER IRREGULARITIES.

    結果は、過剰に主張された投票者の不規則性を超えています。

  • THOSE SAME SUPPOSED VOTER IRREGULARITIES THAT RUDY

    同じように想定される投票者の不規則性がルディのことを

  • GIULIANI FAILED TO PROVE TO A SINGLE JUDGE, NO MATTER HOW

    ジュリアーニは一人の判事に証明できなかった。

  • PASSIONATELY HE FARTED.

    情熱的に彼は発砲した。

  • WELL, THIS MORNING, AT A MAGA RALLY RIGHT OUTSIDE THE WHITE

    今朝、白人の外でマガの集会がありました。

  • HOUSE, THE PRESIDENT INCITED THE MOB TO MARCH ON THE CAPITOL

    大統領は群衆を招集して 国会議事堂に行進しました

  • BUILDING.

    建物

  • >> WE'RE GOING TO THE CAPITOL, AND WE'RE GOING TO TRY AND GIVE

    >> 国会議事堂に行って 努力して、そして与えようとしている

  • THE DEMOCRATS ARE HOPELESS.

    THE DEMOCRATS ARE HOPELESS.

  • THEY'RE NEVER VOTING FOR ANYTHING, NOT EVEN ONE VOTE.

    彼らは何にも投票していません 一票もありません

  • BUT WE'RE GOING TO TRY AND GIVE OUR REPUBLICANS, THE WEAK ONES,

    BUT WE'RE GOING TO TRY AND GIVE OUR REPUBLICANS, THE WEAK ONES,

  • BECAUSE THE STRONG ONES DON'T NEED ANY OF OUR HELP.

    強い者は我々の助けを必要としないからだ

  • WE'RE GOING TO TRY AND GIVE THEM THE KIND OF PRIDE AND BOLDNESS

    WE'RE GOING TO TRY AND GIVE THEM THE KIND OF PRIDE AND BOLDNESS

  • THAT THEY NEED TO TAKE BACK OUR COUNTRY.

    THAT THEY NEED TO TAKE BACK OUR COUNTRY.

  • SO LET'S WALK DOWN PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE.

    ペンシルバニア通りを歩きましょう

  • WE'RE GOING TO WALK DOWN, AND I'LL BE THERE WITH YOU.

    WE'RE GOING TO WALK DOWN, AND I'LL BE THERE WITH YOU.

  • WE'RE GOING TO WALK DOWN...

    下に向かって歩きます...

  • WE'RE GOING TO WALK DOWN ANYONE YOU WANT, BUT I THINK RIGHT

    WE'RE GOING TO WALK DOWN ANYONE YOU WANT, BUT I THINK RIGHT

  • HERE, WE'RE GOING TO WALK DOWN TO THE CAPITOL.

    ここでは、私たちは歩いてキャピタルに向かっています。

  • >> Stephen: FOR THE RECORD, IF I SAID THAT, I WOULD BE ARRESTED

    >> スティーブン記録のために、私がそれを言ったら、逮捕されるだろう。

  • FOR INCITING A RIOT.

    暴動を誘発したからだ

  • BUT OF COURSE YOU CAN'T ARREST THE PRESIDENT FOR 15 MORE DAYS.

    でも もちろん あなたは大統領を 逮捕できない 15日以上の間

  • AND HIS FOLLOWERS DID WHAT HE TOLD THEM TO DO: BEHAVE IN A WAY

    そして、彼の支持者たちは、彼が指示した通りに行動しました。ある方法で行動しました。

  • THAT'S-- WHAT'S THE WORD?

    THAT'S-- WHAT'S THE WORD?

  • DEPLORABLE.

    デプローラブルです。

  • THEY MARCHED DOWN PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE AND STORMED THE

    彼らはペンシルバニア通りを行進して 襲撃しました

  • BARRICADES.

    バリケード

  • LOOK AT THAT.

    見ろよ

  • YOU STILL THINK WALLS WORK?

    まだ壁が機能すると思ってるのか?

  • FRIGHTENED HILL STAFFERS WERE TOLD TO EVACUATE THE MADISON

    怯えたヒルのスタッフは マディソンから避難するように言われた

  • BUILDING, AS WELL AS THE CANON HOUSE OFFICE BUILDING WITH

    建物、およびキャノンハウスのオフィスビルとそれを備えたキャノンハウスオフィスビル

  • CAPITOL POLICE GOING DOOR BY DOOR, RUNNING DOWN THE HALLWAYS.

    警察がドアを開けて行くキャピタルポリスは廊下を走っています

  • THAT'S A VERY UPSETTING PAUL REVERE REMIX.

    非常に動揺しているPAUL REVERE REMIXです。

  • "THE RED HATS ARE COMING!

    "THE RED HATS ARE COMING!

  • THE RED HATS ARE COMING!" ( SIGHS )

    THE RED HATS ARE COMING!" ( SIGHS )

  • STAFFERS WERE TOLD TO GO TO UNDERGROUND TUNNELS AND TAKE

    従業員は、地下のトンネルに行って取りに行くように指示されました。

  • ESCAPE HOODS TO PROTECT THEM FROM INHAILING ANYTHING

    何かをインヘイルすることからそれらを保護するためのエスケープフード

  • DANGEROUS.

    危険だ

  • WELL, THAT'S A BIT OF A SURPRISE.

    ちょっとしたサプライズだな

  • FROM THE LOOK OF THOSE RIOTERS, I WOULD HAVE GUESSED THEY WERE

    暴力団の様子からして 彼らがいると思っていた

  • THE ONES WEARING HOODZ.

    THE ONES WEARING HOODZ.

  • AFTER THE MOB SWARMED INSIDE THE BUILDING, CAPITOL POLICE

    ビルの中で暴徒が乱入した後、首都警察は

  • RELEASED TEAR GAS INTO THE ROTUNDA.

    TEAR GASをROTUNDAに放出。

  • LITTLE LATE, FELLAS.

    遅刻だ フェラーズ

  • THAT'S LIKE CLOSING THE BARN DOOR AFTER THE COW HAS TRIED TO

    THAT'S LIKE CLOSING THE BARN DOOR AFTER THE COW HAS TRIED TO

  • VIOLENTLY OVERTHROW THE FARM.

    暴力的に農場を転覆させた。

  • A MOO-DE' TA, IF YOU WILL.

    MOO-DE' TA, IF YOU WILL.

  • AND I HOPE YOU WON'T.

    そうならないといいけど

  • THEN THESE IDIOTS BROKE INTO THE SENATE CHAMBER, INCLUDING THIS

    このバカどもが上院議員会に侵入してきて、この中には、このような者も含まれています。

  • GUY, WHO STOOD AT THE PODIUM.

    ポディウムで立ち止まっていた男

  • REMEMBER THIS MORNING THE NEWS WAS ALL SAYING DEMOCRATS NOW

    REMEMBER THIS MORNING THE NEWS WAS ALL SAYING DEMOCRATS NOW

  • CONTROL THE SENATE?

    上院を支配するのか?

  • I'M GOING TO SAY THAT REPORT WAS A LITTLE PREMATURE.

    I'M GOING TO SAY THAT REPORT WAS A LITTLE PREMATURE.

  • "THE LATE SHOW"" IS READY TO PROJECT SENATE CONTROL HAS

    "THE LATE SHOW"" IS READY TO PROJECT SENATE CONTROL HAS

  • PASSED TO MAJORITY LEADER SHIRTLESS FREAK IN A VIKING HAT.

    PASSED TO MAJORITY LEADER SHIRTLESS FREAK IN A VIKING HAT.

  • NOW, AGAIN, CONGRESS WAS IN A JOINT SESSION TO RECEIVE THE

    さて、またしても、議会は合同会議に参加して

  • ELECTORAL COLLEGE VOTES, CONFIRMING THAT JOSEPH R. BIDEN

    選挙区の投票、ジョセフ・R・バイデンを確認する

  • WOULD BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES.

    この合衆国の次期大統領になるだろう

  • BUT ALL OF THIS REPUBLICAN-GENERATED CHAOS LED

    BUT ALL OF THIS REPUBLICAN-GENERATED CHAOS LED

  • TO AN EVACUATION OF THE CHAMBERS.

    議会の避難に

  • AND LEGISLATORS WERE HUSTLED TO SECURE LOCATIONS TO SHELTER IN

    議員や国会議員は密輸するために 安全な場所に急かされた

  • PLACE.

    PLACE.

  • A QUESTION FOR THE REPUBLICAN SENATORS WHO HELPED FOMENT THIS

    A QUESTION FOR THE REPUBLICAN SENATORS WHO HELPED FOMENT THIS

  • INSURRECTION: WHY DID YOU RUN AWAY?

    INSURRECTION: WHY DID YOU RUN AWAY?

  • I MEAN, THESE ARE YOUR PEEPS.

    I MEAN, THESE ARE YOUR PEEPS.

  • THEY LOVE YOU.

    THEY LOVE YOU.

  • WHY DIDN'T YOU HANG OUT WITH YOUR BUDDIES, MARSHA BLACKBURN,

    WHY DIDN'T YOU HANG OUT WITH YOUR BUDDIES, MARSHA BLACKBURN,

  • KELLY LOEFFLER, RON JOHNSON, JOHN "NOT THAT KENNEDY" KENNEDY.

    ケリー・ロフラー、ラム・ジョンソン、ジョン・"ノット・ザット・ケネディ"・ケネディ

  • YOU CAN RUN ALL YOU WANT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES BUT YOU CAN

    YOU CAN RUN ALL YOU WANT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES BUT YOU CAN

  • NEVER ESCAPE THE RESPONSIBILITY OF WHAT YOU BROUGHT UPON

    決してあなたが買ったものの責任から逃れることはできません。

  • AMERICAN DEMOCRACY TODAY.

    アメリカ民主主義の今日。

  • AND THIS WAS NEVER SOME SORT OF PEACEFUL PROTEST.

    これは決して平和的な抗議ではありません。

  • THIS WAS CHARLOTTESVILLE COME HOME TO ROOST ON CAPITOL HILL.

    これはキャピタルヒルに根を下ろした チャルロテスビルだった

  • LOOK AT THESE THUGS.

    これを見ろ

  • A GUY IN A QANON T-SHIRT CHASING A CAPITOL SECURITY OFFICER UP

    カノンのTシャツを着た男が キャピタルセキュリティ・オフィサーを追いかける

  • FLIGHT AFTER FLIGHT OF STAIRS.

    FLIGHT AFTER FLIGHT OF STAIRS.

  • NOTHING TO SEE HERE, FOLKS.

    ここには何もないよ、皆さん

  • JUST A CROWD OF ANGRY WHITE PEOPLE CHASING A BLACK MAN.

    怒りに満ちた白人の群衆が 黒人を追いかけているだけだ

  • REMUND ME: ARE WE GREAT AGAIN YET?

    REMUND ME.我々はもう偉大になったのか?

  • THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT FINALLY RESPONDED WITH A STRONG SHOW OF

    THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT FINALLY RESPONDED WITH A STRONG SHOW OF

  • FORCE-- I'M SORRY, NO, JIM, THAT'S FEDERAL POLICE TEAR

    フォース...すまない、いや、ジム、それはFEDERAL POLICE TEARだ。

  • GASSING PEACEFUL PROTESTERS SO THAT THE PRESIDENT COULD DO A

    GASSING PEACEFUL PROTESTERS SO THAT THE PRESIDENT COULD DO A

  • PHOTO OP.

    PHOTO OP.

  • JIM, DO WE HAVE THE ACTUAL RESPONSE, A PHOTO?

    JIM、私たちは、実際の応答、写真を持っていますか?

  • THERE YOU GO.

    そこに行くんだ

  • NOPE, I'M SORRY.

    いや、ごめんね。

  • NO, THAT'S DURING THE B.L.M.

    いいえ、それはB.L.M.

  • PROTESTS WHERE TROOPS WERE GUARDING A STATUE OF LINCOLN

    リンカーン大聖堂を警備していた部隊の抗議行動

  • FROM BLACK PEOPLE.

    黒人から

  • NOW, IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING WHAT KIND OF AMERICANS WOULD TRY

    さて、あなたが疑問に思っている場合は、どんなアメリカ人がどんなことをしようとしているのでしょうか?

  • TO VIOLENTLY OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT, YOU GUESS IT.

    暴力的に政府を転覆させるために、あなたはそれを推測する。

  • IT'S THIS KIND.

    こんな感じです。

  • IS IT JUST ME OR DOES THAT THING ALWAYS SEEM TO SHOW UP AT ONLY

    これは私だけでしょうか、それともいつも唯一の場所に現れるように見えるのは

  • THE WORST EVENTS.

    THE WORST EVENTS.

  • YOU NEVER READ, "THE CONFEDERATE FLAG WAS SEEN TODAY WAVING OVER

    YOU NEVER READ, "THE CONFEDERATE FLAG WAS SEEN TODAY WAVING OVER

  • FREE YOGA IN THE PARK.

    公園での無料ヨガ。

  • ONE OF THESE DOMESTIC TERRORISTS EVEN BROKE INTO SPEAKER PELOSI'S

    このドメスティックテロリストの一人はペローシ演説家の家に侵入しました

  • OFFICE AND PUT HIS FEET UP ON HER DESK.

    オフィスで足を机の上に置いて

  • ANOTHER ONE TOOK TO THE SENATE DAIS AND REPORTEDLY IDEAL,

    ANOTHER ONE TOOK TO THE SENATE DAIS AND REPORTEDLY IDEAL,

  • "TRUMP WON THAT ELECTION!" LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I PRESENT

    "トランプはその選挙に勝った!"紳士淑女の皆さん、私がご紹介します。

  • THE FRONT-RUNNERS FOR THE 2024 REPUBLICAN NOMINATION.

    THE FRONT-RUNNERS FOR THE 2024 REPUBLICAN NOMINATION.

  • OVER AT THE HOUSE CHAMBER, THERE WAS AN ARMED STANDOFF BETWEEN

    議会では武装勢力の抗争があった

  • POLICE AND RIOTERS AT THE CHAMBER DOOR.

    警察と暴徒が会議場のドアに

  • WELL, THANK GOODNESS IT WAS JUST A WHITE PERSON WITH A GUN OUT

    銃を持った白人が出てきただけでよかった

  • THERE.

    そこだ

  • IF IT WERE A BLACK GUY WITH A CAN OF ICED TEA, IT MIGHT HAVE

    それが紅茶の缶詰を持った黒人の男だったら、そうかもしれない。

  • ESCALATED.

    エスカレートされました。

  • NOW, AN HOUR AND A HALF AFTER THE CAPITOL HAD BEEN STORMED,

    NOW, AN HOUR AND A HALF AFTER THE CAPITOL HAD BEEN STORMED,

  • PRESIDENT JEFFERSON DU FUS FINALLY WEIGHED IN TWEETING, "I

    大統領のJEFFERSON DU FUSがついにツイッターで自重しました。

  • AM ASKING FOR EVERYONE AT THE U.S. CAPITOL TO REMAIN

    "米国議会議事堂の全員に 留まることを求めています

  • PEACEFUL."

    "平和的に"

  • NOTE THE WORD "REMAIN."

    NOTE THE WORD "REMAIN."

  • HE DIDN'T SAY LEAVE.

    彼は去るとは言っていませんでした。

  • HE SAID STAY THERE AND REMAIN PEACEFUL.

    彼はそこにいて平和を保つと言った

  • PEACEFUL LIKE THIS?

    こんな風に平和的?

  • I AM CALLING FOR ALL OF THE TOOTHPASTE TO QUIETLY RETURN TO

    I AM CALLING FOR ALL OF THE TOOTHPASTE TO QUIETLY RETURN TO

  • THE TUBE PEACEFULLY.

    THE TUBE PEACEFULLY。

  • WHILE HE WHO STARTED THIS COULD NOT BRING HIMSELF TO STOP IT, WE

    始めた者が止めることができない中で、私たちは

  • HEARD A VERY DIFFERENT MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT-ELECT WHO

    大統領エレクトからのメッセージとは全く異なるものを聞いた

  • ISSUED A CHALLENGE TO THE TRAITOR IN CHIEF.

    主任訓練生に課題を出しました。

  • >> I CALL ON PRESIDENT TRUMP TO GO ON NATIONAL TELEVISION NOW TO

    >> 私はトランプ大統領に今すぐ全国テレビに出てください

  • FULFILL HIS OATH AND DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION AND DEMAND AN END

    誓いを果たし、憲法を守り、終止符を打つことを要求する。

  • TO THIS SIEGE.

    このSIEGEに。

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S AN INTERESTING PLOI-- LURING THE

    >> スティーブンそれは興味をそそるPLOI -- 誘引している

  • PRESIDENT OUT OF HIDING WITH THE PROMISE OF NATIONAL TV IS LIKE

    国営テレビの約束で隠れていた大統領はまるで

  • PUTTING A LITTLE PIECE OF CHEESE IN A TRAP FOR A RAT.

    PUTTING A LITTLE PIECE OF CHEESE IN A TRAP FOR A RAT.

  • ALTHOUGH, YOU COULD PROBABLY CATCH THE PRESIDENT WITH CHEESE,

    ALTHOUGH, YOU COULD PROBABLY CATCH THE PRESIDENT WITH CHEESE,

  • TOO.

    TOO.

  • JUST A FEW MOMENTS AFTER BIDEN STEPPED OFFSTAGE, THE

    JUST A FEW MOMENTS AFTER BIDEN STEPPED OFFSTAGE, THE

  • VIOLENCE-STOKER IN THE WHITE HOUSE DID RELEASE A VIDEO WHERE

    ホワイトハウスの暴力ストーカーがビデオを公開しました。

  • HE WAS SUPPOSED TO CALM THINGS DOWN BUT INSTEAD, HE...

    彼は物事を沈静化させるはずだったが、実際には、彼は...

  • REITERATED HIS FALSE CLAIM THAT THE ELECTION WAS STOLEN FROM HIM

    選挙が彼から奪われたという彼の虚偽の主張を再検証した

  • SEVERAL TIMES, AND ENDED BY SAYING THIS TO THE THE RIOTERS:

    何度か言って終わり 暴力団にこれを言うことで

  • >> SO GO HOME.

    >> >> SO GO HOME.

  • WE LOVE YOU.

    WE LOVE YOU.

  • YOU'RE VERY SPECIAL.

    YOU'RE VERY SPECIAL.

  • >> Stephen: BOY, THAT IS A REALLY WEIRD THING TO SAY TO

    >> スティーブンおい、それは本当に奇妙なことを言うのか?

  • RIOTERS.

    RIOTERS.

  • AND I'M GUESSING TOUGH FOR ERIC TO HEAR.

    エリックには聞こえないと思うけど

  • "DAD!

    "DAD!

  • I'M SORRY I DIDN'T RIOT!

    ごめんなさい 暴動にならなくて!

  • LOVE ME, TOO!

    LOVE ME TOO!

  • I'M SPECIAL."

    I'M SPECIAL."

  • HOT TIP FOR THE RIOTERS BY THE WAY: I KNOW YOU GUYS DON'T LIKE

    暴力団への熱い忠告:お前らが好きじゃないのは分かっている

  • TO BE TOLD TO WEAR MASKS, BUT THOSE MASKS REALLY WOULD HAVE

    TO BE TOLD TO WEAR MASKS, BUT THOSE MASKS REALLY WOULD HAVE

  • COME IN HANDY WHEN YOU'RE GETTING YOUR PICTURE TAKEN WHILE

    COME IN HANDY WHEN YOU'RE GETTING YOUR PICTURE TAKEN WHILE

  • YOU'RE BREAKING THE LAW.

    法を破っている

  • AND YOU KNOW THE PEOPLE YOU WERE DOING ALL OF THIS SUPPOSEDLY TO

    AND YOU KNOW THE PEOPLE YOU WERE DOING ALL OF THIS SUPPOSEDLY TO

  • HELP?

    HELP?

  • WELL, THOSE FOLKS ARE OUT OF POWER NOW.

    あの連中はもう手に負えなくなっている

  • THEY CAN'T PROTECT YOU.

    彼らはあなたを守ることはできません。

  • AS A MATTER OF FACT, THEY HID IN THE BASEMENT FROM YOU, AND THEY

    事実として、彼らはあなたから地下室に隠れていました。

  • WILL TURN ON YOU IN A SECOND BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE IN NOTHING

    彼らは何も信じていないので、すぐにあなたを裏切るでしょう。

  • BUT THEMSELVES.

    "BUT THEMSELVES

  • SPEAKING OF BELIEVING IN NOTHING, A REMINDER THAT THE

    何も信じていないと言えば、「何も信じていない」ということを思い出させてくれる。

  • PRESIDENT SAID THIS TO YOU: >> WE'RE GOING TO WALK DOWN--

    大統領が君に言ったんだ>> 私たちは下に向かって歩いて...

  • AND I'LL BE THERE WITH YOU-- WE'RE GOING TO WALK DOWN...

    AND I'LL BE THERE WITH YOU-- WE'RE GOING TO WALK DOWN...

  • ( CHEERING ) WE'RE GOING TO WALK DOWN ANYONE

    ( CHEERING ) WE'RE GOING TO WALK DOWN ANYONE

  • YOU WANT, BUT I THINK RIGHT HERE.

    YOU WANT, BUT I THINK RIGHT HERE.

  • WE'RE GOING TO WALK DOWN TO THE CAPITOL.

    国会議事堂まで歩いて行きます

  • >> Stephen: HE KEPT SAYING, "WE," BUT HE DIDN'T GO WITH YOU.

    >> 彼は "私たち "と言い続けたが、彼はあなたと一緒に行かなかった。

  • HE DOES NOT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOU.

    彼はあなたのことなど どうでもいいのよ

  • HE WENT HOME TO WATCH IT ON TV.

    家に帰ってテレビを見ていました

  • YOU'RE JUST ENTERTAINMENT FOR HIM.

    君は彼のための娯楽に過ぎない

  • AND, OF COURSE, A STEADY STREAM OF MERCHANDISE SALES.

    そして、もちろん、商品販売の安定した流れ。

  • ANYWAY...

    とにかく...

  • THIS ISN'T HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS.

    これは、これがどのように機能するかではありません。

  • WE DON'T DECIDE ELECTIONS ON WHO'S MOST UPSET.

    誰が一番動揺しているかで選挙を決めるのではない。

  • WE DECIDE THEM BY WHO GETS THE MOST VOTES, PORTIONED BY STATE

    州ごとに分けて、誰が一番多くの票を持っているかで決めるのです。

  • THROUGH A WEIRD ELECTORAL COLLEGE THAT WAS INSTITUTED TO

    変な選挙専門学校を経て

  • MAINTAIN THE POLITICAL POWER OF SLAVE STATES.

    奴隷国家の政治力を維持する。

  • IT'S A LONG STORY.

    長い話だ