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  • You know there's something else I wanna talk about here,

  • just mention briefly.

  • Folks, as you're probably all aware,

  • we live in security conscious times here in America.

  • And I just wanna take a second and applaud

  • the security force here at NBC.

  • They do an amazing job.

  • You probably met some of them when you were coming in.

  • Really great. (audience applauding)

  • They do a good job.

  • Crack security team here.

  • Crack security team, and I pass these people everyday.

  • I see the security guys, the men and the women

  • that are protecting is here in the building.

  • And I see 'em and they're doing such a good job

  • and I started to think the other day,

  • wouldn't it be interesting if I could see what it takes

  • to be a top flight security guard

  • here at 30 Rockefeller Center, you know?

  • I wanted to know if I had the right stuff,

  • if I could do it.

  • So folks, guess what I did?

  • I joined up for a night.

  • That's right, I gave up my cushy late night job

  • and I joined in on the security force here

  • at Rockefeller Center.

  • I brought a camera crew with me and this is what happened.

  • Take a look.

  • (upbeat music)

  • (audience laughing)

  • I'm here at the main station for NBC security

  • and I'm here with Oliver Gordon,

  • one of our top security people.

  • How are you sir?

  • I'm fine tonight, thank you.

  • Let me ask you, tonight for one night only

  • I'm joining the force.

  • Is it known as the force?

  • No, it's known as security.

  • Can we say that I'm part of an elite squad?

  • Well, that's a little stretching it.

  • The Q ring, the inner ring, the Q ring.

  • All that stuff that's good, that's good.

  • That's okay? That's okay.

  • One of the greatest thing about security guards

  • is they get to carry around that ring of keys

  • that sort of open anything.

  • Do you have one of those?

  • Oh yeah we got our keys.

  • What do you got?

  • Not many, about 10 keys on there.

  • Let me see that, hold that up, jingle that.

  • I got about 10 on there, that's all.

  • Yeah, check this out. (audience laughing)

  • This opens every door in New York City.

  • You got the master ring. And Staten Island.

  • I also use this at Christmas time.

  • (keys jingling)

  • (keys clanging) (audience laughing)

  • Men, office down, officer down.

  • So how would you say my first day is going so far?

  • A little tricky.

  • This is where if there's gonna be trouble

  • it's gonna start here and it's gonna end here,

  • is that right? That's right.

  • Someone shows their ID

  • and then it shows up on this monitor.

  • Do you check the face that shows up here

  • with the face of the guy coming through?

  • That's right.

  • If that face doesn't match up, what do you do?

  • I stop them.

  • You stop them, how do you stop them?

  • Just tell them to stop.

  • No, elbow to the throat,

  • soft part of the throat right here.

  • Drive the tip of the elbow

  • until you feel the back of the throat.

  • That means you've crushed their windpipe.

  • You got it?

  • (audience laughing) (upbeat music)

  • (bell ringing)

  • Do you hear a noise?

  • Yeah.

  • Come here.

  • Let's check it out.

  • Hello, how are you?

  • Okay!

  • Everything all right?

  • Yes, sir!

  • (audience laughing)

  • But she ran away. Yeah.

  • Doesn't seem suspicious to you?

  • Have you seen here before?

  • She's been here about five years now.

  • Not a long time when you think about it.

  • Not long at all.

  • Sometimes people put in five years

  • just to make everybody comfortable and then chop chop!

  • (upbeat music)

  • (audience laughing)

  • This is the nerve center for NBC security right here.

  • Can you tell me who is this guy right here?

  • Who's that gentleman? That's Officer Brown.

  • Officer Brown, Officer Brown, do you hear me?

  • Yes, I hear you.

  • This is Conan O'Brien speaking to you

  • from "Late Night with Conan O'Brien"

  • starring me, Conan O'Brien.

  • How are you?

  • I'm feeling good, everything is clear.

  • Could you give me a wave right now

  • so I can confirm it's you?

  • (audience laughing)

  • Hi, Conan.

  • Do me a favor, just pat this guy on the head

  • who's walking through right now.

  • Give him a little pat on the head!

  • (audience laughing) (Conan laughing)

  • That was nice, that was very good.

  • All right I'm proceeding to other levels.

  • If there's any problems at all, my code word tonight

  • is I'm known as the red fox or night fox.

  • All right red fox, copy loud and clear.

  • I prefer night fox to be honest.

  • Okay, Conan.

  • Loving you

  • (knocking)

  • Hello!

  • Hold this.

  • That really hurt.

  • (audience laughing)

  • And I accomplished nothing.

  • Can you unlock this women's room?

  • Yeah, I have the key.

  • I bet you do!

  • (audience laughing)

  • You dog.

  • Look at you laughing, you're like oh I got the key!

  • Oh look and it's really worn

  • like you've used it a lot.

  • (audience laughing)

  • You see Conan merchandise, but when's the last time

  • you saw some "Dateline" merchandise?

  • I don't think anything.

  • I don't think I can remember any.

  • Right, you know what I'm sayin'? (laughing)

  • High five me.

  • Okay I've never done that before.

  • That was weird, your hand is moist.

  • Just gonna look in the bag just to make sure that that's,

  • is that okay?

  • A fork. (audience laughing)

  • No forks, sir, you know that.

  • This is the "Dateline" offices right here.

  • There's Stone Phillips right there.

  • Have you met Stone?

  • Yes I have, I work with him.

  • Nice guy, right?

  • Yeah he's good, he's a good guy.

  • Kind of robotic.

  • Have you ever actually seen him take nourishment?

  • No, I've never seen him. Really?

  • No. 'Cause there's this theory

  • that he's powered by dry cell batteries.

  • Not that I know of.

  • He might be a robot.

  • You've never seen him drink water or eat food?

  • I've seen him drink water, yes.

  • Did he put the water near his mouth

  • and then say, "What's that over there, Oliver?"

  • and you looked away and when you turned back

  • the glass was empty but there was a puddle on the floor?

  • No, I have not seen none of that.

  • Robots do that to distract humans.

  • Hey, hey man how you doing?

  • Good to see you sir, how are you?

  • Good to see you!

  • What are you doing?

  • Let's go.

  • Okay, thank you sir.

  • Julie, I'm being frisked by Conan O'Brien right now.

  • I'm being frisked by Conan.

  • Sir, I didn't do anything I promise.

  • Do you know this man you're talking to right now?

  • Ryan?

  • Do you confirm that?

  • Yeah. You're on your way, Ryan.

  • All right thank you sir.

  • You have a... Thank you very much,

  • appreciate it. You have a tight ass.

  • (audience cheering)

  • I want everyone to return to their homes!

  • God bless you all!

  • (upbeat music)

  • (audience laughing)

  • (audience cheering)

  • I think I did a lot of good.

  • Our thanks to our security gang

  • for helping us out with that.

  • When we come back, Heath Ledger is here!

You know there's something else I wanna talk about here,

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コナンは警備員になる (Conan Becomes A Security Guard)

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    John Yu に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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