字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント (dice rattling) - Oh hello! - Okay. - That's another one, for Sara. - You know I'm letting you win, right? I'm going to lure you into a false sense of security, then I'm going to come back and destroy you. - Yeah right. You wish, alright. - Mhmm. - Seems like, you're kind of checked out. - Hey! Hey! - [Sara] Something's going on here. - What did I tell you about that? Personal space. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just in a really, really crazy group text argument right now. Trying to re-download tinder, plus I need to take a shower before it gets too late. - Wait, you're going to shower at night? - Yeah, Sara, as opposed to when? - In the morning, when literally everybody else takes showers. - Sara, people take showers at night. - In the morning. - Sara, at night. - In the morning. - You're so weird. - You're so wrong about this. Oh my god. - You're so weird. - You know if you take a shower at night, you have like 30 extra minutes in the morning to be able to do whatever you want. - Yeah but then it's like... People who take showers in the morning are known to be more energized, like 100 percent, at least. - Okay. I give you that, I just don't get why you wouldn't want to have a nice, relaxing, warm shower to put you to sleep at night. - Okay, but what if you sweat during the night, you know? - Yeah but at least I know it's my sweat and not like the sweat of a spit of a person. Or something that has gotten trapped in the air and lands on my body. - I don't think you understand how the air works. - I don't think you understand how showering works. - I do, it happens in the morning. - It happens at night. - Morning. - Night. - Morning. - Sara. - I'm not going to stop saying morning. - Night. - Morning. - Night. - Morning. - You know I read online, that showering at night can throw off your body's natural rhythms, which means you can't fall asleep. - I don't believe that crap for a minute. - You can't just ignore science, Quinta. - Watch me. - It's science. - Thank you. - You're welcome, and by the way, I like taking night showers too. - What is this nonsense. - That's my girl, I like her. - Quinta, I think you should just accept your mistake, in this situation and that we can move on. - You what know Sara, I think if you don't change your showering ways, we might not be able to be friends. - Well maybe I don't want to be friends with somebody who's not fresh all the time. - Actually, I kind of like baths. - What? - A bath is literally a soup your own filth. - Yeah dude. Real American psycho of you. Psychos take baths. Jeez Louise. - [Sara] Yeah I don't trust him. I found a rat in his desk drawer. - [Quinta] (gasps) Wait, what were you doing in his desk drawer? - [Sara] I look through everyone's desk drawers. - [Quinta] You gotta stop doing that man. - [Sara] Well I just wanna make sure no one is taking my stuff. - [Quinta] Just check by checking to see if your stuff is fine. You don't go in to other peoples stuff. - [Sara] Oh I never thought of that. - Hey kid, when you shower is it in the morning or at night? - Don't talk to kids, Quinta. - Alright that's fair. - You can't do that. - We got in trouble for that. - Just cuz you're short doesn't mean you can talk to kids.