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(dice rattling)
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- Oh hello! - Okay.
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- That's another one, for Sara.
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- You know I'm letting you win, right?
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I'm going to lure you into a false sense of security,
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then I'm going to come back and destroy you.
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- Yeah right. You wish, alright.
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- Mhmm.
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- Seems like, you're kind of checked out.
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- Hey! Hey!
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- [Sara] Something's going on here.
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- What did I tell you about that?
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Personal space. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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I'm just in a really, really crazy
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group text argument right now.
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Trying to re-download tinder,
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plus I need to take a shower before it gets too late.
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- Wait, you're going to shower at night?
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- Yeah, Sara, as opposed to when?
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- In the morning, when literally
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everybody else takes showers.
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- Sara, people take showers at night.
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- In the morning. - Sara, at night.
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- In the morning. - You're so weird.
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- You're so wrong about this. Oh my god.
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- You're so weird.
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- You know if you take a shower at night,
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you have like 30 extra minutes in the morning
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to be able to do whatever you want.
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- Yeah but then it's like...
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People who take showers in the morning
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are known to be more energized, like 100 percent, at least.
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- Okay. I give you that, I just don't get
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why you wouldn't want to have a nice,
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relaxing, warm shower to put you to sleep at night.
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- Okay, but what if you sweat during the night, you know?
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- Yeah but at least I know it's my sweat
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and not like the sweat of a spit of a person.
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Or something that has gotten trapped in the air
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and lands on my body.
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- I don't think you understand how the air works.
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- I don't think you understand how showering works.
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- I do, it happens in the morning.
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- It happens at night. - Morning.
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- Night. - Morning.
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- Sara.
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- I'm not going to stop saying morning.
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- Night. - Morning.
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- Night. - Morning.
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- You know I read online, that showering at night can
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throw off your body's natural rhythms,
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which means you can't fall asleep.
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- I don't believe that crap for a minute.
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- You can't just ignore science, Quinta.
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- Watch me. - It's science.
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- Thank you. - You're welcome,
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and by the way, I like taking night showers too.
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- What is this nonsense. - That's my girl, I like her.
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- Quinta, I think you should just accept your mistake,
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in this situation and that we can move on.
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- You what know Sara,
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I think if you don't change your showering ways,
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we might not be able to be friends.
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- Well maybe I don't want to be friends
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with somebody who's not fresh all the time.
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- Actually, I kind of like baths.
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- What?
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- A bath is literally a soup your own filth.
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- Yeah dude. Real American psycho of you.
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Psychos take baths.
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Jeez Louise.
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- [Sara] Yeah I don't trust him.
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I found a rat in his desk drawer.
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- [Quinta] (gasps) Wait, what were you doing in
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his desk drawer?
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- [Sara] I look through everyone's desk drawers.
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- [Quinta] You gotta stop doing that man.
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- [Sara] Well I just wanna make sure
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no one is taking my stuff.
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- [Quinta] Just check by checking to see
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if your stuff is fine.
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You don't go in to other peoples stuff.
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- [Sara] Oh I never thought of that.
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- Hey kid, when you shower is it in the morning or at night?
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- Don't talk to kids, Quinta. - Alright that's fair.
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- You can't do that. - We got in trouble for that.
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- Just cuz you're short doesn't mean you can talk to kids.