字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント - Nothing makes me happier than meddling in someone else's love life. - I have done a lot of online dating, and I fucking hate it. - I have no experience online dating. But my mom has shown my headshot to a lot of guys at Best Buy. - I've used Tinder, and that's it. - I've never used OkCupid, but I know Chris well enough to make an honest profile. - If you don't have any experience, then should you be making mine? - I think so. I think-- - We'll see. - The blind leading the blind is the best. - I've read a lot of profiles, and know when I see a good one. - Username. Oh my God, so that's like Instagram. - What will drive the most traffic? - Oh my God! - upforanything's already taken! - We're making the user name Benthusiasm. - the1youvebenw84. - I barely understand what you just wrote. (laughter) - upfornothing. - Oh, that's already taken, too. - Hey available is-- - [Both] upfornothingtron. - We'll take that. - Of course. - We're gonna take Ben's photo. I'm not gonna be in it, 'cause that's weird. - Chris, laugh! - I don't, I don't like laughing on cue. (laughter) - I think my arm should be in it so it looks-- - Yeah, put your arm in it so people know I have a friend. - I don't look like a creep there? I feel like I look a little creepy. - I've totally liked photos like this. - About me. "How would your best friend describe you?" - "Up for anything." - Dollar sign. - Dollar sign, exclamation point. - Yes. - I'm going to use the one we came up for you with Tinder. - "You're certain to have a fun night with me." "Fun date", not "night". - "Hey girl. Is that what Ryan Gosling says?" - Bump everything up. Don't put "tall", put like "supermodel". Oh, "supermodel tall". - Yeah. - "Okay, "supermodel tall, supermodel funny". - Thank you. - What I'm doing with my life. - What do you do day to day? Like, maybe just, you know, wake up. - "Living my best life." - Usually I have a little gunk in the corners. - Okay. "Gunk in the corners." - "I enjoy a lifestyle that requires little "but fun and adventure. "Even from the simple vantage point of my home." - "Closet-squatting." - Yeah. - "I'm really good at?" Ooh. - "I'm really good at gaming." - "Not making people angry." - I feel like you're probably a good cook. I mean, I don't really know 'cause you never cooked for me, but we'll find out. - All right, that was a little passive-aggressive, but... - It's kind of like copyrighting; you can't be too detailed. - You're putting so much more thought into this than I do into my regular profiles. (laughter) - Because I-- - No, no, I appreciate you for caring. - Well, maybe that's the reason you've been having all these issues with online dating. - "I spend a lot of time thinking about." Ooh, global warming is an option. - Followed by lunch. - Lunch, equal importance. - "The future of diverse representation in entertainment." - I would never would have thought about saying that. - "Lunch." - (laughs) That's pretty funny. - I'm feeling good. I'm feeling like I'm the perfect candidate for a free dating website. - I think you put together something way better than I could have done. - For my profile, I try so hard to make myself look like what I want to be. I think I'll get better matches because she was more honest about who I am than I usually am.