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  • So I was at a friend's house warming party a few months ago

  • and I get really anxious when I'm in a situation where I don't know a lot of people very well.

  • So I do what a lot of us do. I drink.

  • So tell me about yourself.

  • Uh . . . well . . .

  • *Ding*

  • Whoa, how many cats do you have?

  • Six cats really isn't that many, it's not . . .

  • *Ding*

  • I don't like you.

  • Oh, okay.

  • No, I, I'll still take it

  • I probably need it now more than ever.

  • *Ding*

  • And I know I shouldn't, but I can't help it because when someone says:

  • Yo Anna, do you want another shot?

  • I hear:

  • Yo Anna, are you fun?

  • *Ping*

  • and though party was super fun, and everyone was really great.

  • I kind of ended up going past the knowledge of my limit.

  • You know what I'm talking about, right?

  • You know your own alcohol limit for a 100 pound 27 year old woman

  • it's usually about two. When you go beyond this limit the knowledge of your limits lies completely out the window.

  • I may be drunk right now.

  • So of course I had to throw up.

  • I have to throw up.

  • Okay Anna,

  • just find a tree or a trash can or a sew- oh wait...

  • Oh wait, do sewers go back to the ocean?

  • Cause I don't want to throw up on dolphins.

  • WARNING

  • You are in the middle of the street at night.

  • Get the fuck up. I repeat, get the fuck up.

  • Holy fuck, holy shitball, omg, get up.

  • Get the fuck inside, I repeat, get the fuck inside.

  • I feel really lucky that my body's innate sense of fear of the night, strangers and potential harm woke me up.

  • Because who knows how long I would have been passed out on the street.

  • I mean, maybe my friend would have eventually come looking for me,

  • but who knows what could have happened before then.

  • I mean honestly can you recall any time in your life when you passed out

  • and then woke up and something great occurred?

  • I'm sure this is a lesson we all learn eventually right?

  • To know your limits, to hydrate between shots...

  • The unfortunate thing is I think some people black out and have to learn this lesson again and again and again.

  • But if there's any lesson, that's stuck with me, it's: "Don't pass out in the street!"

  • At home? Fine.

  • At a friend's house? Fine.

  • On the toilet? Not ideal, but fine.

  • I'm Anna Akana

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