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  • - Hey, fruit lovers. It's me, Orange.

  • And today I'm joined by (sighs)

  • Passion and her boyfriend, G.G.

  • - Hey, everyone.

  • - Hello, audience. I'm excited to participate

  • in today's video.

  • - Yep, everybody's here. Hooray!

  • - Orange, what's the matter?

  • Ask Orange episodes usually put you in such a good mood.

  • Why do you seem down today?

  • - Oh, it's no-one. I mean nothing, it's nothing.

  • - I know what'll cheer you up.

  • - (gasps) You got me TNT?!

  • - Not just TNT. I also got you this.

  • - Aw, Passion! You always know how to light up my day.

  • (laughs)

  • - Orange, if you ever do any explosions

  • then you love Passion.

  • - Huh?!

  • - 'Kay...?!

  • - (screams) (blows repeatedly) No, no, no, no, no!

  • - Is this true, Orange?

  • - It's just a thing we do on this show.

  • Don't worry about it.

  • - You got feelings for Passion?

  • - G.G., calm down.

  • - I will not calm down. I'm about to -

  • - Blow up? (screams) (explosion)

  • - (applause) It's time for Ask Orange!

  • - What's G.G. saying to Passion now?

  • - I don't know.

  • But it sure doesn't sound like happy yelling.

  • - Hey, guys.

  • - I apologize for my outburst earlier.

  • I understand that it's not Orange's fault.

  • The audience is free to ship whoever they choose.

  • No matter how annoying I may find it.

  • - If it's okay with you, we'd like to move ahead

  • with the episode.

  • Let bygones be bygones.

  • - Fantasmic! Bring on the next question!

  • - Orange, I have a joke for you

  • but if you laugh, you're in love with Passion.

  • What do you call two birds in love?

  • - I don't know, what?

  • - Tweethearts. Get it? Lolololololol.

  • - (stifles laugh)

  • - Don't hold it in.

  • - (snorts) (laughs)

  • - I knew it!

  • - No, no, no! No! I was laughing at the snort!

  • - He was laughing at the snort, G.G., you heard him.

  • - Passion, may I speak to you again in the cupboard?

  • - (sighs) Okay, see you later, Orange.

  • - We will see about that.

  • - More questions?

  • - More questions!

  • - Hey, Orange, go super Saiyan.

  • - Yeah, wow! Talk about a hair raising experience! (laughs)

  • - Uh!

  • - What?! Everybody knows blondes have more pun! (laughs)

  • - Hey, Orange, there are more Oranges in the kitchen.

  • - Whoa! Is it just me or did it get really

  • good-looking in here?

  • - I'd say it got really good-looking in here

  • because it's just you. (laughs)

  • - I'll be on Ask Orange someday.

  • - Psht. Doubt it.

  • Orange, is Pear related to an Avocado?

  • - Yeah, I did the research and I'm not.

  • But while compiling a family tree of the entire kitchen,

  • I did discover something else very interesting about

  • our friend G.G.

  • - Someone say G.G.?

  • Please tell me you got some dirt on that guy.

  • I mean, come on! Nobody's that perfect.

  • - Well, the first thing I discovered is that G.G.

  • stands for Giant Granadilla.

  • - Is that a fruit? I never heard of it before.

  • - Because it's from Argentina.

  • - Shh!

  • - But that's not all. Look at this.

  • The giant granadillas are closely related to passion fruits.

  • - Wait, so you're telling me Passion and G.G. are cousins?

  • - Shhh, yes! That's what I'm telling you.

  • - This is incredible news!

  • They can't date if they're cousins.

  • They'll have to break up, leaving Grapefruit

  • with a clear path to dating Passion. (evil laughter)

  • Uh, I mean, yeah. You guys heard all of that, didn't you?

  • - We did.

  • - I'm guessing we should head back into the cupboard

  • to talk some more?

  • - That seems brilliant.

  • - Yo, what you talking about?

  • - Yo, what YOU talking about?

  • - Say hi to Elijah and Braxton.

  • - Hi, Elijah and Braxton.

  • - Hey, Orange. Don't make jokes for 30 seconds.

  • - You're right. I crack a lot of jokes on this show

  • but there are serious issues out there

  • that deserve attention. Like Dead Butt Syndrome.

  • Did you know that Dead Butt Syndrome is a real thing

  • caused by prolonged sitting?

  • It's true! Sitting too long can restrict blood flow

  • to your butt, causing hip pain, lower back ache, and

  • ankle issues. Dead butt syndrome can even cause your glutes

  • to fail to fire properly, so talk to your family

  • about Dead Butt Syndrome.

  • And remember, it's a serious issue.

  • So don't you dare make Dead Butt Syndrome

  • the butt of any jokes.

  • - Squash!

  • - Hey! Wait a minute, Squash?

  • Did you make a comment for yourself?

  • - Guilty as charged.

  • - Well, that's not fair.

  • Ask Orange episodes are a chance for the audience

  • to ask us questions.

  • - I'm sorry.

  • - Well, you're gonna be.

  • 'Cause you know what the punishment for doing that is,

  • don't you?

  • - No! What could it (screams) ew!

  • - For every question you get asked, say yes.

  • - Hey, Orange.

  • Did you hear the news that me and G.G. are cousins?

  • - Yes.

  • - Hmm. I mean he's obviously a great guy

  • but I broke up with him.

  • Do you think I did the right thing?

  • - Yes.

  • - Also, this is unrelated but I heard that every time

  • you set off TNT it means you like me.

  • Is that true?

  • - Hold it right there. Passion, I've returned.

  • I cannot lose you. I want to stay here in the kitchen.

  • - I'm sorry, G.G. but I've made my decision

  • and it's not just the fact that giant granadillas

  • are related to passion fruits.

  • I thought you were a really great guy at first

  • but today, you've been rude to my friends and to me.

  • Recently, you've been a giant jerk!

  • - Maybe that's what G.G. really stands for. (laughs)

  • - Jerk starts with a J, you fool.

  • Passion, come with me. Into the cupboard.

  • I wish to speak with you further.

  • - G.G., I said no.

  • - Come along.

  • - G.G., she said no!

  • - Psht, don't be ridiculous, Orange.

  • I am bigger than you. I am smarter than you.

  • I am better than you in every way.

  • And I want to be with Passion.

  • You're gonna do something about it?

  • - Hmm, yes.

  • - What is happening?

  • - Super Sayonara, G.G.

  • - (screams) - (laughs)

  • - Orange, that was incredible!

  • - Not to mention edible! (laughs) Get it?

  • Because we're foods?

  • - Orange, can we be serious for a minute?

  • I have one last question. Do you like me?

  • - Do I have to answer that?

  • - No, but maybe you can think of a way to show me?

  • - (gasps) Yes!

  • - That's so sweet.

  • - Nooooo!

  • (explosion)

- Hey, fruit lovers. It's me, Orange.

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オレンジを尋ねる#62 - オレンジはスーパーサイヤ人に行く (Ask Orange #62 - Orange Goes Super Saiyan)

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