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- Hey, fruit lovers. It's me, Orange.
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And today I'm joined by (sighs)
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Passion and her boyfriend, G.G.
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- Hey, everyone.
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- Hello, audience. I'm excited to participate
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in today's video.
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- Yep, everybody's here. Hooray!
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- Orange, what's the matter?
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Ask Orange episodes usually put you in such a good mood.
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Why do you seem down today?
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- Oh, it's no-one. I mean nothing, it's nothing.
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- I know what'll cheer you up.
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- (gasps) You got me TNT?!
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- Not just TNT. I also got you this.
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- Aw, Passion! You always know how to light up my day.
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(laughs)
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- Orange, if you ever do any explosions
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then you love Passion.
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- Huh?!
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- 'Kay...?!
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- (screams) (blows repeatedly) No, no, no, no, no!
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- Is this true, Orange?
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- It's just a thing we do on this show.
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Don't worry about it.
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- You got feelings for Passion?
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- G.G., calm down.
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- I will not calm down. I'm about to -
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- Blow up? (screams) (explosion)
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- (applause) It's time for Ask Orange!
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- What's G.G. saying to Passion now?
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- I don't know.
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But it sure doesn't sound like happy yelling.
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- Hey, guys.
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- I apologize for my outburst earlier.
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I understand that it's not Orange's fault.
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The audience is free to ship whoever they choose.
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No matter how annoying I may find it.
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- If it's okay with you, we'd like to move ahead
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with the episode.
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Let bygones be bygones.
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- Fantasmic! Bring on the next question!
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- Orange, I have a joke for you
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but if you laugh, you're in love with Passion.
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What do you call two birds in love?
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- I don't know, what?
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- Tweethearts. Get it? Lolololololol.
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- (stifles laugh)
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- Don't hold it in.
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- (snorts) (laughs)
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- I knew it!
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- No, no, no! No! I was laughing at the snort!
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- He was laughing at the snort, G.G., you heard him.
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- Passion, may I speak to you again in the cupboard?
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- (sighs) Okay, see you later, Orange.
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- We will see about that.
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- More questions?
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- More questions!
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- Hey, Orange, go super Saiyan.
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- Yeah, wow! Talk about a hair raising experience! (laughs)
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- Uh!
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- What?! Everybody knows blondes have more pun! (laughs)
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- Hey, Orange, there are more Oranges in the kitchen.
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- Whoa! Is it just me or did it get really
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good-looking in here?
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- I'd say it got really good-looking in here
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because it's just you. (laughs)
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- I'll be on Ask Orange someday.
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- Psht. Doubt it.
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Orange, is Pear related to an Avocado?
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- Yeah, I did the research and I'm not.
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But while compiling a family tree of the entire kitchen,
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I did discover something else very interesting about
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our friend G.G.
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- Someone say G.G.?
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Please tell me you got some dirt on that guy.
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I mean, come on! Nobody's that perfect.
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- Well, the first thing I discovered is that G.G.
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stands for Giant Granadilla.
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- Is that a fruit? I never heard of it before.
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- Because it's from Argentina.
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- Shh!
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- But that's not all. Look at this.
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The giant granadillas are closely related to passion fruits.
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- Wait, so you're telling me Passion and G.G. are cousins?
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- Shhh, yes! That's what I'm telling you.
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- This is incredible news!
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They can't date if they're cousins.
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They'll have to break up, leaving Grapefruit
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with a clear path to dating Passion. (evil laughter)
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Uh, I mean, yeah. You guys heard all of that, didn't you?
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- We did.
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- I'm guessing we should head back into the cupboard
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to talk some more?
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- That seems brilliant.
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- Yo, what you talking about?
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- Yo, what YOU talking about?
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- Say hi to Elijah and Braxton.
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- Hi, Elijah and Braxton.
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- Hey, Orange. Don't make jokes for 30 seconds.
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- You're right. I crack a lot of jokes on this show
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but there are serious issues out there
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that deserve attention. Like Dead Butt Syndrome.
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Did you know that Dead Butt Syndrome is a real thing
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caused by prolonged sitting?
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It's true! Sitting too long can restrict blood flow
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to your butt, causing hip pain, lower back ache, and
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ankle issues. Dead butt syndrome can even cause your glutes
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to fail to fire properly, so talk to your family
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about Dead Butt Syndrome.
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And remember, it's a serious issue.
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So don't you dare make Dead Butt Syndrome
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the butt of any jokes.
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- Squash!
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- Hey! Wait a minute, Squash?
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Did you make a comment for yourself?
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- Guilty as charged.
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- Well, that's not fair.
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Ask Orange episodes are a chance for the audience
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to ask us questions.
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- I'm sorry.
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- Well, you're gonna be.
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'Cause you know what the punishment for doing that is,
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don't you?
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- No! What could it (screams) ew!
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- For every question you get asked, say yes.
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- Hey, Orange.
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Did you hear the news that me and G.G. are cousins?
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- Yes.
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- Hmm. I mean he's obviously a great guy
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but I broke up with him.
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Do you think I did the right thing?
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- Yes.
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- Also, this is unrelated but I heard that every time
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you set off TNT it means you like me.
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Is that true?
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- Hold it right there. Passion, I've returned.
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I cannot lose you. I want to stay here in the kitchen.
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- I'm sorry, G.G. but I've made my decision
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and it's not just the fact that giant granadillas
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are related to passion fruits.
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I thought you were a really great guy at first
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but today, you've been rude to my friends and to me.
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Recently, you've been a giant jerk!
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- Maybe that's what G.G. really stands for. (laughs)
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- Jerk starts with a J, you fool.
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Passion, come with me. Into the cupboard.
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I wish to speak with you further.
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- G.G., I said no.
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- Come along.
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- G.G., she said no!
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- Psht, don't be ridiculous, Orange.
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I am bigger than you. I am smarter than you.
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I am better than you in every way.
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And I want to be with Passion.
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You're gonna do something about it?
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- Hmm, yes.
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- What is happening?
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- Super Sayonara, G.G.
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- (screams) - (laughs)
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- Orange, that was incredible!
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- Not to mention edible! (laughs) Get it?
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Because we're foods?
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- Orange, can we be serious for a minute?
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I have one last question. Do you like me?
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- Do I have to answer that?
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- No, but maybe you can think of a way to show me?
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- (gasps) Yes!
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- That's so sweet.
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- Nooooo!
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(explosion)