字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント Ahh! [screaming] Gary, I'm fine! [squeaking] You'll see. [moaning] That's okay. I'm a leftie anyway. [moaning] Ah! Now I don't have to buy those new shoes. [moaning] Ahh! I take it back Gary! Something is wrong with me! Ow! [screaming] [screeching tires] Hey, a splinter. Problem sol... Hey, hey, Kevin! She's here! Look! Look, she's here! She's here! She's here, Kevin! She... [gasping] [screaming] What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan? I'm dirty. I'd say I'm Dirty Dan. I'd say I'm Dirty Dan. I'm Dirty Dan. - I'm Dirty Dan! Ow! - I'm Dirty Dan! [screaming] Screaming will get you nowh... [growling] Which one of you fellers is the real Dirty Dan?! Uh...I am? [screaming] Patrick! He is the new royal fry cook and you... Silence! Is it hot in here or what? [gasping] Patrick! You hurt my friend! You shall be tested with a challenge! Bring it on! SpongeBob can handle any... Ouch. There will be two challenges. Only two? What are two challenges to someone like SpongeBob? Three challenges! Three? [laughing] Three challenges are nothing. Might as well be 500 challenges! Enough!! He'll settle for one. Freedom! Freedom! You'll never catch me! [laughing] What? Blasted exercise craze. [screaming] Oh, Mr. Krabs. I'll listen. I promise. Whoa. Whoa! Please save me, Mr. Krabs. [crying] I promise I'll be good. Whew. [grunting] Ooh, look! [laughing] It's SpongeBob NudeyPants. [screaming] [laughing] Well, that was more of SpongeBob than I needed to see. Oh! My one moment of fame… gone! There's got to be some way to reverse this! No! Squidward, that's a very sensitive device! Squidward, I wouldn't… So, what seems to be the problem, Mr. Tentacles? It all started… when I was born. An award! I never got an award before! Eee! Look, rock! I got an award! Jellyfish, I got an award! [humming] Gotcha. Now just one quick flick of the wrist and- Ow! Oh. If you had to choose between SpongeBob and all the money I have in my pocket… Which would you take? That depends. How much money we talkin' about? - Mr. Krabs! - Sixty-two cents! - I'd take the money. - Mr. Krabs! Here ya go Krabs, sixty-two cents! Next stop… Davey Jones' locker! [screaming] Mmm, jelly. Ah, my jellyfish brethren are returning. Greetings, comrades! [screaming] Ow, ooh. Ow, ow, ow, ow! Be the net! Yeah! You're feeling it, Squid! That's it, all the way! Take 'em all the way! The last 6 miles, make the Squid! Go, go, go! It's in the bag! This is really your best day ever, isn't it? Ooh.